My ear is leaking. What should I do?
 

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Is it swine flu?

That's what earplugs are for

Stick a twinkie in it

Sounds like your brain has completed the liquefaction stage and has moved onto purge.

purging in 3...2...1 lol

ear infection?

Yes, it might be swine flu. It that case we need to quarantine you, and keep you completely away from other people. If you want to stay with people, you have the choice of being relocated to an island full of lepers.

Is it white and milky?

your brain is crying.

I can breathe through my right ear...

Argh, couldn't find any pics online of the little brain-eater bug in the Star Trek movie.

But now at least you get the gist of it :)

sometimes cleaning the ears really help out...

I think we're missing the essential point in here:

This is an ear:

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblog...ar-closeup.jpg

This is NOT an ear:

http://dontdatethatdude.files.wordpr...08/03/anus.jpg

WHATEVER you do, don't ever, Ever, EVER, take water into an infected or sick ear. It can do so much damage to your normal hearing you don't even want me to start listing them.

Cleaning a healthy ear however, is of course not a problem.

You could die.

ask a doctor instead of GFY webmasters? LOL

plug it with cum!

Cut your ear off and give the leaked fluid/junk to a homeless guy who is begging for money when he could just as easily be flipping burgers at McD's.

I ponder: how can you be headless and have an ear?