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brassmonkey 10-19-2009 07:00 AM

Jesus's face' spotted on the toilet door in Ikea
 
this is funny stuff :1orglaugh

A bearded face, with long flowing hair, is plainly visible on the wooden door of the men?s toilet in the Braehead outlet of the Swedish furniture and meatballs giant.

Some debate over whether the face truly represents the Son of Man, or whether it is in fact Gandalf out of the Lord of the Rings, or even a member of ABBA.

One shopper said: "It takes you by surprise. It is really clear in the wood.

"I was only heading to the toilet and found God.

"My wife thought He looked like Gandalf from Lord of the Rings but it is definitely more like the Turin Shroud.

"It's certainly not what you expect to find in an Ikea store. Mind you, you need a little divine intervention to get out of here sometimes."

In a further twist, Ikea bosses claim that the image is really Benny Anderson, of the Eurovision Song Contest-winning Swedish 1970s Europop outfit ABBA.

A spokeswoman said: "Swedishness is engrained in every part of our stores."

If the image is agreed to be Jesus, rather than a fictional wizard or a bearded, middle-aged pop singer, it may be the oddest place for a vision of the Saviour since a Welsh woman spotted His face in the lid of a jar of Marmite during breakfast in May this year.
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/m...n_1504820f.jpg

Jack Sparrow 10-19-2009 07:04 AM

More like satan.

CyberHustler 10-19-2009 07:10 AM

I'd hit it...

brassmonkey 10-19-2009 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 16442914)
I'd hit it...

:Oh crap

SpyCam 10-19-2009 07:55 AM

Boneprone approved

Scott McD 10-19-2009 08:28 AM

That's one scary lookin' Jesus...

Tom_PM 10-19-2009 08:36 AM

Think it's probably Jebus.

John-ACWM 10-19-2009 10:29 AM

Craving for attention :1orglaugh

Iron Fist 10-19-2009 10:30 AM

Jesus with a pair of tits...

Carmine Raguso 10-19-2009 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16443722)
Jesus with a pair of tits...

Yeah Jesus has some fat pepperoni like nipples

96ukssob 10-19-2009 10:36 AM

looks more like an old Chinese guy with a long beard/mustache

marcop 10-19-2009 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 16442892)
If the image is agreed to be Jesus, rather than a fictional wizard or a bearded, middle-aged pop singer, it may be the oddest place for a vision of the Saviour since a Welsh woman spotted His face in the lid of a jar of Marmite during breakfast in May this year.
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/m...n_1504820f.jpg

See also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia

Megan Essog 10-19-2009 01:43 PM

That guy probably takes acid on the regular too! I can see that making jesus appear anywhere!

WebairMetz 10-19-2009 02:45 PM

that totally doesnt look like tha man

Jdoughs 10-19-2009 02:50 PM

I know that can't be Jesus, my aunt just found him and she is in Vancouver.

Yngwie 10-19-2009 02:56 PM

Religion sure has made people stupid. They see "jesus" or mary in all the most retarded places.. Bagels, donuts, doors, dog's asses etc.. Give me a break. lol

I think that IF "jesus" actually existed he'd show up in better places and not as a rough looking face or something on a piece of food, but in the flesh. Never going to happen though. haha

baddog 10-19-2009 03:04 PM

Reaching on that one.

pimpware 10-19-2009 03:09 PM

http://www.meiobit.com/files/DogButtJesus.gif

fatfoo 10-19-2009 03:14 PM

If the Ikea bosses claim that the image is really Benny Anderson, of the Eurovision Song Contest-winning Swedish 1970s Europop outfit ABBA, it probably is true...

Tamashi 10-19-2009 03:21 PM

Gotta agree with bossku69. It reminds me of this chinese guy in Kill Bill, somehow..

brassmonkey 10-19-2009 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpware (Post 16445041)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Calico Jack 10-19-2009 03:29 PM

God bless Ikea!

Adam X 10-19-2009 03:31 PM

OMG LMFAO at that dogs ass!!!!

damn.. the first pic looks like he's sportin quite a pair a balls... but that dog oh no thats too much..

yeah jesus loves to appear in bathrooms and asses or toast right?
he'll be back 2012 right? lol


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