Maybe I'm being overdramatic but I think my fiance gave me the swine flu.
 

What a bitch. I better not be sick on Halloween.

Just wait until she starts giving you things that last for years, instead of days . . . like kids.

Maybe I'm over dramatic, but my crotch curls itch. I'm thinking your fiance gave me the crabs.

did she actually have the swine flu?

I just hacked their webcam and this is what I came up with
http://badexample.mu.nu/archives/pig%20girlfriend.jpg

Who knows. She started to feel sick before I did... Therefore its her fault whether its h1n1 or just a regular flu.

i see now. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

yah I'm not looking forward to that either.

Once you get it, you can't get it again though. Unless it mutates. :(

Pay her back by giving her the clap.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

The symptoms are so generic it is nearly impossible to know what kind of "sick" you are these days.

I have a number of friends who are currently under-the-weather. I've had something for almost a month myself, although it is not as bad as it was 2 weeks ago.

I got a call this morning, letting me know that a girl I dated a long time ago had just died... right here in NJ. Supposedly from flu complications. She was in her late 30's and mother of three.

I guess the time is right in the notheast for colds and the flu.

Who knows....

http://files.fobby.net/0000/514d/killercyborgsm.png

I think the picture speaks for itself. :helpme

I recently had the flu for 3-4 weeks. I doubt it was swine flu though

it's her fault? it's your pussy immune system that allowed you to get whatever it is -- and from you're initial thread you sound like an asshole, calling her a bitch. if you do get sick, i hope you have a miserable week ;)

That is sign of terrible things to come.

I read an article somewhere that a farmer with swine flu arrived in Canada, and he infected more pigs.