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BV 10-22-2009 11:14 AM

"The Best Engine"
 
The best engine in the world is the vagina.

It can be started with one finger.

It is self lubricating.

It takes any size piston.

And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

"It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental."

seeandsee 10-22-2009 01:34 PM

you got it right

munki 10-22-2009 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV (Post 16455195)
The best engine in the world is the vagina.

It can be started with one finger.

It is self lubricating.

It takes any size piston.

And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

"It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental."

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CunningStunt 10-22-2009 02:11 PM

For a moment there I thought you were going to have a diagram of the Mazda RX7 rotary engine.

This thread needs pics :1orglaugh

Danny B 10-22-2009 10:27 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup vroem vroem!

CaroMark 10-22-2009 11:06 PM

You forgot to mention that it runs on all High-Protein fuel!

CYF 10-22-2009 11:16 PM

They get better gas mileage after marriage, they don't need to fill up as often.

Makes you wonder how many miles were put on your engine before you got it?

:1orglaugh


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