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Andy CHOOPA 10-22-2009 08:08 PM

1 thing that sucks about marriage
 
Having to wait for her to go to bed to watch what you want to watch.

Sosa 10-22-2009 08:12 PM

More then one tv in the house?

Andy CHOOPA 10-22-2009 08:15 PM

Haha I'll have to look into that.

HandballJim 10-22-2009 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy CHOOPA (Post 16456839)
Haha I'll have to look into that.

me too, I wanted to watch baseball and sons of anarchy...she wanted to watch japanese comedy shows on dvd...in japanese.

So she went to bed early pissed. :1orglaugh

Deej 10-22-2009 08:18 PM

divorce?

Loch 10-22-2009 08:20 PM

dude that has NADA to do with marriage, thats after 1 year of dating !!!

Andy CHOOPA 10-22-2009 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 16456845)
divorce?

Lol now that is hardball.

raven1083 10-22-2009 08:35 PM

...is when you realized that you're falling out of love

Spunky 10-22-2009 08:43 PM

I can't fap if she's watching me

HandballJim 10-22-2009 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 16456845)
divorce?

Hell no, the wife is an investment, I paid for some of her college, and now she makes double what I make....cooks...cleans...and loves doing laundry. Plus a sexy Asian 9 years younger then me. :)

uno 10-22-2009 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 16456851)
dude that has NADA to do with marriage, thats after 1 year of dating !!!

I've been doing that since the first few weeks of going out. :(

CYF 10-22-2009 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandballJim (Post 16456941)
Hell no, the wife is an investment, I paid for some of her college, and now she makes double what I make....cooks...cleans...and loves doing laundry. Plus a sexy Asian 9 years younger then me. :)

that's the way to do it :thumbsup

HandballJim 10-22-2009 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CYF (Post 16456954)
that's the way to do it :thumbsup

Oh, and I forgot to mention she works 13 - 12 hour night shifts a month, so I do whatever the fuck I want on those nights. In fact let me go check out some free porn on some tubes. :pimp

MichelleB 10-22-2009 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy CHOOPA (Post 16456824)
Having to wait for her to go to bed to watch what you want to watch.

Umm that's what I do. LOL

Loch 10-22-2009 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno (Post 16456944)
I've been doing that since the first few weeks of going out. :(

She must be hot :pimp

CYF 10-22-2009 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandballJim (Post 16457067)
Oh, and I forgot to mention she works 13 - 12 hour night shifts a month, so I do whatever the fuck I want on those nights. In fact let me go check out some free porn on some tubes. :pimp

:1orglaugh

trevesty 10-22-2009 10:21 PM

You've reminded me once again to not get married, my friend. haha

fatfoo 10-22-2009 10:23 PM

Marriage sucks in the way that you are locked in, and there are less freedoms. Also, it sucks when a spouse takes half the money away in a divorce.

uno 10-22-2009 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 16457137)
She must be hot :pimp

Sent you an icq. :)

will76 10-22-2009 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy CHOOPA (Post 16456824)
Having to wait for her to go to bed to watch what you want to watch.

there is only 1 thing ?:winkwink:

Loch 10-22-2009 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno (Post 16457157)
Sent you an icq. :)

And you sir can send me stuff like that anytime lol :thumbsup

uno 10-22-2009 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 16457164)
And you sir can send me stuff like that anytime lol :thumbsup

Sure! I'll toss you a login/pass when her site is up. :thumbsup

After Shock Media 10-22-2009 10:36 PM

Answer to thread title:
Your wife no longer does unless it is your birthday.

Semi-Retired-Dave 10-22-2009 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy CHOOPA (Post 16456824)
Having to wait for her to go to bed to watch what you want to watch.

I'm always on the computer so I let her watch whatever she wants. or I'm out in the Garage wrenching on something.

comeplay 10-22-2009 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 16457175)
Answer to thread title:
Your wife no longer does ___(insert_anything)___ unless it is your birthday.

I saw a typo, don't worry I corrected it!

baddog 10-23-2009 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandballJim (Post 16456941)
Hell no, the wife is an investment, I paid for some of her college, and now she makes double what I make....cooks...cleans...and loves doing laundry. Plus a sexy Asian 9 years younger then me. :)

I'm sorry, did you say "loves doing laundry?"

I've heard of chicks that liked to do a lot of domestic goddess types of chores, but I don't recall ever running across one that actually enjoyed doing laundry.

Does she do the whole starch and iron routine?

Major (Tom) 10-23-2009 01:57 AM

We usually find something in the middle like law and order, burn notice, natgeo, discovery, shows like that. She likes more of my esoteric tastes than I like hers. She can sit through star trek, but I can't watch a minute of the cooking channel, or those stupid house buying shows.
Duke

LiveDose 10-23-2009 02:01 AM

Haha you sound like a newlywed... But I understand what you mean.

Sarah_Jayne 10-23-2009 02:31 AM

Sounds like a problem with your marriage rather than marriage in general. We have two tvs in the living room..then if somebody wants to play a game and the other wants to watch something..no problem.

seeandsee 10-23-2009 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy CHOOPA (Post 16456824)
Having to wait for her to go to bed to watch what you want to watch.

jesus b uy tv card, you can even watch it on PC :d

Raf1 10-23-2009 03:25 AM

luckily I decide what to watch in our house... oh wait, we're still engaged, lol :)

lofasz 10-23-2009 04:04 AM

The blue pill
 
No the thing that sucks about marriage is spending the rest of your life wondering "why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?"
:pimp

MrMaxwell 10-23-2009 04:38 AM

Domestic Discipline..
Give it a try, sometime..
For one thing you'll be alot closer with her, secondly, while she's lying there with a warm red ass and girl cum drooling out of her (and sperm if you didn't put it down her throat) like a contented kitten .... snuggling up to you and making satisfied female noises ... you can probably watch just about whatever you want ..

SimonScans 10-23-2009 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 16456914)
I can't fap if she's watching me

FFS, Man up and act like a porn guy!

Gasper 10-23-2009 05:23 AM

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BlackCrayon 10-23-2009 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandballJim (Post 16456941)
Hell no, the wife is an investment, I paid for some of her college, and now she makes double what I make....cooks...cleans...and loves doing laundry. Plus a sexy Asian 9 years younger then me. :)

Uh oh, next step for her is to upgrade to someone 'more on her level'...

anywho..I guess I lucked out with a girl who likes watching most of the same shit i do.

pornguy 10-23-2009 05:29 AM

No tv = better relationship.

$tandaman 10-23-2009 07:11 AM

good thing there is hulu :) and newsgroups ;)

gornyhuy 10-23-2009 08:19 AM

Mine is waiting for her to go to bed so I can walk down the street and hang with the neighbors half the night.

andrej_NDC 10-23-2009 09:07 AM

Never had that problem...one TV is in the living room, another one in the bedroom, my office room and even one in the gym.

tranza 10-23-2009 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 16456851)
dude that has NADA to do with marriage, thats after 1 year of dating !!!

That is another truth!!! Lol

HandballJim 10-23-2009 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 16457463)
I'm sorry, did you say "loves doing laundry?"

I've heard of chicks that liked to do a lot of domestic goddess types of chores, but I don't recall ever running across one that actually enjoyed doing laundry.

Does she do the whole starch and iron routine?

no starch or ironing lol

It is something in her culture, they do laundry daily. I hide clothes so she does not wash them if I think there clean. It is like she has OCD when it comes to the laundry. In fact I might have to move or purchase an apartment that allows you to have a washer and dryer in the unit soon to make her happy...currently we have to walk accross the street. What sucks is giving up a place that only costs me 575.00 a month, a block from the subway, and 2 blocks from the handball courts I play at.

CyberHustler 10-23-2009 09:53 PM

Don't even get me started on marriage... that fuckin' bitch, I love her...

Iron Fist 10-23-2009 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandballJim (Post 16460719)
no starch or ironing lol

It is something in her culture, they do laundry daily. I hide clothes so she does not wash them if I think there clean. It is like she has OCD when it comes to the laundry. In fact I might have to move or purchase an apartment that allows you to have a washer and dryer in the unit soon to make her happy...currently we have to walk accross the street. What sucks is giving up a place that only costs me 575.00 a month, a block from the subway, and 2 blocks from the handball courts I play at.

Is it the one on the left or right that had Laundry OCD in your avatar? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

HandballJim 10-23-2009 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16460744)
Is it the one on the left or right that had Laundry OCD in your avatar? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

neither, the only pics of my wife are on facebook

But if I had to choose, it would be the girl on the left, she was hot in person...big tits and ass...and flirted with me. Most of the girls working in Japan dont pay you any mind, but this one was vibing with me even though my wife was with me.

cosis 10-23-2009 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy CHOOPA (Post 16456824)
Having to wait for her to go to bed to watch what you want to watch.

Luckily me and my wife both watch HGTV :thumbsup

jakethedog 10-23-2009 10:09 PM

I pretty much gave up even using the damn clicker .. between the kids and all "her" shows I might as well sit on here, and believe me .. there is other things I'd rather do .. lol

Spunky 10-23-2009 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SimonScans (Post 16457692)
FFS, Man up and act like a porn guy!

She hates it when it's dirty Sanchez night.women can be so unpredictable


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