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Fleshlight Team 10-23-2009 02:55 PM

Fleshlight Draws First Blood with Vampire Release
 
Fleshlight®, makers of the #1 selling line of male sex toys in the world just released the first ever fully functional vampire themed sex toys for men. These newest releases in the Sex in a Can product line, ?Succu Dry?, and ?Count Cockula? feature a fanged mouth orifice, unique custom texture, slightly pale color, and artwork from renowned illustrator Hydro74. In addition, world famous burlesque and fetish model Masuimi Max has signed on as the official ?Succu Dry? promotional model.

?With recent television and box office success, the vampire fantasy has become a very real fantasy for millions of people. We at Fleshlight have been providing men an outlet for their fantasies since our founding, so it is only fitting that we continue to do so with this fantasy, which until now, has been completely unattainable,? remarked CEO Steve Shubin.

These special edition units will retail at $54.95, but with an introductory offer at $44.95. You can view the ?Succu Dry? experience at www.SuccuDry.com and the ?Count Cockula? experience on www.Fleshjack.com.

marketsmart 10-23-2009 02:58 PM

i'm going to put razor blades in mine so i get that real shredded cock feel...

Kevin Cunningham 10-23-2009 02:59 PM

Good stuff FL. Like it.

Loch 10-23-2009 03:00 PM

LOL good one :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

fatfoo 10-23-2009 03:04 PM

Vampire release. Excellent. Ha ha ha. Fangs.

Persius 10-23-2009 03:10 PM

Innovative!

Great time to monetize on the vampire trend!:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Naechy 10-23-2009 03:59 PM

What a nice idea

Sands 10-23-2009 04:48 PM

You should make a Fleshlight mouth with fucked up and missing teeth. That way we can all have a $2.00 ghetto blowjob without the risk of getting robbed afterward.

XMaster 10-23-2009 05:11 PM

lol nice

BigRod 10-23-2009 05:15 PM

Wicked I love it and will start promoting today :)


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