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$5 submissions 11-23-2009 10:50 AM

New coffee house with Bikini-clad baristas (pics)
 
Now this is a place where you'd wanna have coffee :) Bikini-wearing hot baristas serving piping hot coffee and tea http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-bikini...8.photogallery

mvee 11-23-2009 10:54 AM

Great business model. I wish we had one out here. Isn't there a place in Florida called Topless Doughnuts?

Serial Pervert 11-23-2009 10:59 AM

Nice coffee house!

LoveSandra 11-23-2009 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Serial Pervert (Post 16577452)
Nice coffee house!

:2 cents::thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Roby 11-23-2009 11:10 AM

looks great

Lace 11-23-2009 11:13 AM

Too bad they're all hideous

AaronM 11-23-2009 11:30 AM

Back around 2002, Head Pimp (GFY Member) was planning on opening "Bikini Barista" shops around the Seattle area. Not sure why he never went through with it. :(

BossDVDs 11-23-2009 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by mvee (Post 16577438)
Great business model. I wish we had one out here. Isn't there a place in Florida called Topless Doughnuts?

I think it's a horrible model for various reasons; you need *decent* girls. The problem with this is the hotter they are, they more $$ they'll want to flaunt to the perverts coming in to look @ their tits. Forget about just paying minimum wage which means it'll eat into your profit. Hot girls = generally more social which will lead to flaking. The general loser who makes a perfect coffee house employee (who doesn't have a good enough body) is out.

Wait, wait, what about Hooters? Different story, java patrons don't round up $100's a night and leave fat tips.

Moral of this story, the tard business owner will realize within a few months that his "plan" wasn't thought out completely and will either shut down or convert back to a more covered environment ... otherwise his business will fail.

BossDVDs 11-23-2009 11:57 AM

Also, after the novelty wears out and a stigma sets in (especially if it's 'local' community), the girlfriends/wives will look down on their significant other from coming home with a caramel latte from the titty place. They'll be forced to hit McCafe/Starbucks or be forced to sleep in the doghouse.

Persius 11-23-2009 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BossDVDs (Post 16577627)
... otherwise his business will fail.

http://i36.tinypic.com/2wgxhdu.jpg :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Scott McD 11-23-2009 12:22 PM

I'd tip them to leave their clothes ON!


http://www.kdvr.com/media/photo/2009...0-20124207.jpg


http://www.kdvr.com/media/photo/2009...0-20124156.jpg


:Oh crap

gotekix 11-23-2009 12:31 PM

There is (or was) a bikini barber shop Utah. http://www.deseretnews.com/article/1...083042,00.html

I saw some pictures of a much better one somewhere in Eastern Europe I believe. Can't seem to find the link though.

I can see a business like this doing well at first, but the novelty would quickly wear off. I guess if the coffee were really good and girls really hot then it could stay in business.

vending_machine 11-23-2009 12:53 PM

http://www.nwcn.com/home/Neighbors-s...-71115507.html

Seattle has lots of bikini barrista shops around the area.

ivillage 11-23-2009 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 16577429)
Now this is a place where you'd wanna have coffee :) Bikini-wearing hot baristas serving piping hot coffee and tea

nice coffee shop!

Deesnuts 11-23-2009 12:57 PM

cant beat it

WeDesignet Lisa 11-23-2009 01:00 PM

cool place. I should get a job there

$5 submissions 11-23-2009 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by vending_machine (Post 16577810)
http://www.nwcn.com/home/Neighbors-s...-71115507.html

Seattle has lots of bikini barrista shops around the area.

lol@the haters in that video

tiger 11-23-2009 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by vending_machine (Post 16577810)
http://www.nwcn.com/home/Neighbors-s...-71115507.html

Seattle has lots of bikini barrista shops around the area.

Yeah those have been around for years.

LOL at all the stupid people in that video complaining. OMG a kid passing by might see a girl in a bikini. Too funny. What do they think happens at a beach.

Daddy Big Nuts 11-23-2009 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vending_machine (Post 16577810)
http://www.nwcn.com/home/Neighbors-s...-71115507.html

Seattle has lots of bikini barrista shops around the area.

The Travel Channel actually did a show on these guys....

JD 11-23-2009 02:06 PM

seattle ftw :D too bad washington is so fucking "P.C."

C-Luv 11-23-2009 02:14 PM

They need to get some hotter girls in there.....

vending_machine 11-23-2009 02:18 PM

OMG think about the children! I saw that on the news last night and I laughed.. :)

Lisa, you should become a webcam model. :)

grumpy 11-23-2009 03:10 PM

looks sad

Jimmy Rock 11-23-2009 03:14 PM

it's different, and I think the business model will work. As long as they serve good coffee and can keep their staff it's doable

JP-pornshooter 11-23-2009 03:25 PM

the "its a grind" in my neck of the woods is full of hot chicks behind the counter, all dressed in tight jeans or shorts.. tits "hanging" out style, very teasy looking.
def makes the trip to the coffee shop more interesting...+ they are very flirty.

BradM 11-23-2009 03:28 PM

Yea but... they are ugly.

jMEGA 11-23-2009 05:30 PM

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/h...08/robocop.jpg


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