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Bryan G 12-02-2009 03:38 PM

Woman Headbutts Security Guard then Pisses on him
 
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MUSKEGON COUNTY ? Marilyn Cole, of Muskegon, faces trial on charges of stealing goods from a local Wal-Mart store, then head-butting and urinating on a security guard.

Marilyn Cole
Cole, 35, waived her probable-cause hearing on charges of unlawful imprisonment, unarmed robbery and interfering with a crime report. The hearing had been scheduled for Tuesday.

Her alleged accomplice, Rashieka Stewart, 23, of Muskegon earlier waived her probable-cause hearing and faces trial on one count of unarmed robbery.

According to Roosevelt Park Police Chief Bill Regan, the women tried to steal merchandise, including make-up and curtains, from the Henry Street Wal-Mart on Halloween night.

Regan said the women broke away from a security guard who tried to detain them at the front door. The security guard ran after them and tried to block Cole from getting into the passenger?s seat of the car in which she and Stewart were preparing to flee.

Regan said Cole ?head-butted? the security guard, who fell backwards into the vehicle. The chief said Cole then sat on the man. He grabbed his phone and called 911, but Cole allegedly fought for the phone and then urinated on him.

Stewart drove away with the security guard still in the vehicle and Cole holding him down, according to the chief.

The incident ended when the women stopped in the parking lot of Acme Bedding Co., 660 W. Broadway, where authorities, still on the phone with the security guard, arrested Stewart and Cole

L-Pink 12-02-2009 03:41 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh How embarrassing for the cop.


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xNetworx 12-02-2009 03:45 PM

WIN


lollololol

JP-pornshooter 12-02-2009 04:25 PM

urinated on the security guard.. man thats gonna scar the dude for life...
wonder if that is considered sexual assault?

Waddymelon 12-02-2009 05:55 PM

Guess the race.

themadwriter 12-02-2009 06:12 PM

what will they think of next!

DBS.US 12-02-2009 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Waddymelon (Post 16609230)
Guess the race.

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onwebcam 12-02-2009 06:19 PM

I bet he was pissed.

421Fill 12-02-2009 06:21 PM

fuckin a that's some shit

Poindexterity 12-02-2009 06:51 PM

security guards do not have the right to do almost all of the things they were listed as doing in that report.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-02-2009 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Platinum Bryan (Post 16608861)

MUSKEGON COUNTY — Marilyn Cole, 35, of Muskegon, faces trial on charges of stealing goods from a local Wal-Mart store, then head-butting and urinating on a security guard.

http://media.mlive.com/chronicle/new...162d_small.jpg

Her alleged accomplice, Rashieka Stewart, 23, of Muskegon earlier waived her probable-cause hearing and faces trial on one count of unarmed robbery.

Thank goodness the Popo arrived before Rashieka pooped on the Wal-Mart security guard. That would not have been pretty. :helpme

Speaking of not pretty, here's a picture of Rashieka:

http://media.mlive.com/chronicle/new...5d47ce5739.jpg

I'm sure it was alll just a misunderstanding. :error

ADG

Spunky 12-02-2009 07:12 PM

Damn she devils every one of them

xenigo 12-02-2009 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JP-pornshooter (Post 16609008)
urinated on the security guard.. man thats gonna scar the dude for life...
wonder if that is considered sexual assault?

Not unless the woman was turned on by doing it.

If it wasn't a function of sex, then it wasn't a sexual assault crime.

Bryan G 12-03-2009 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 16609307)
i bet he was pissed.

lol!!!!!

u-Bob 12-03-2009 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 16609307)
I bet he was pissed.

:1orglaugh

Tom_PM 12-03-2009 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poindexterity (Post 16609400)
security guards do not have the right to do almost all of the things they were listed as doing in that report.

Indeed.. also it's stupid. I managed a store and one of the other managers ran after a guy who took off with a camcorder, ran maybe a mile. Rounded a corner and the thief had a gun in his face.

NEVER chase a thief outside!

This idiot should have had pencil and paper on hand to get the license plate and descriptions. Clearly these ladies would have done anything to get away.. anything. And for what? A shower curtain or some bullshit that idiots try to steal?

Bryan G 12-03-2009 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 16611016)
. Clearly these ladies would have done anything to get away.. anything. And for what? A shower curtain or some bullshit that idiots try to steal?

But it must of been a nice shower curtain! lol

Bama 12-03-2009 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Platinum Bryan (Post 16608861)
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According to Roosevelt Park Police Chief Bill Regan, the women tried to steal merchandise, including make-up and curtains, from the Henry Street Wal-Mart on Halloween night.

I say take back the curtains... but let her keep the makeup!

Tom_PM 12-03-2009 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Platinum Bryan (Post 16611026)
But it must of been a nice shower curtain! lol

Enough material for three dresses!:error

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LoveSandra 12-03-2009 12:13 PM

ahahahahahahahah
i love her

Wizzo 12-03-2009 12:16 PM

People of Walmart! :pimp

Scott McD 12-03-2009 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Platinum Bryan (Post 16608861)
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MUSKEGON COUNTY ? Marilyn Cole, of Muskegon, faces trial on charges of stealing goods from a local Wal-Mart store, then head-butting and urinating on a security guard.


Why am i not surprised ?? :disgust

joshll 12-03-2009 12:19 PM

Her pimp told her to do it.

whudup-yo? 12-03-2009 12:32 PM

one bad bitch


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