A couple of scenes from a Swedish porn flick
 

Swedish porn usually involves some kind of storyline however the quality is not always top notch as you can see in the following clips starring the biggest male Swedish pornstar; Samson Biceps.







The dialog from the last one:
Man: "Hello"
Woman: "Hi"
Man: "It is the size of the horse dick that makes women like horses"
Man: "I have a horse cock of my own, do you want to see it?"
Woman: "Yes"

Pure gold.

Deserves a bump.