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K R I S T E N 12-08-2009 11:27 AM

XBIZ is looking to add in-house staff writer!
 
The momentum in the business is building and XBIZ could use a stellar addition to our team!

If you, or someone you know, is an astute writer looking for a GREAT job at a GREAT company, then please hit us up directly!

Eager to hear from you!

Sands 12-08-2009 11:30 AM

Can I write about the plight of the Alaskan malamutes?

RTP 12-08-2009 11:31 AM

kristen i know may know somone...is this for a columnist position at Xbiz? FTE?

K R I S T E N 12-08-2009 11:36 AM

This is a staff writing position - daily news, columns, some feature writing etc etc etc.

SmokeyTheBear 12-08-2009 11:38 AM

i will apply , here is a short sample of my work.


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12-08-09
Xbiz - Staff Reporter
Smokey The Bear.

SOME SHIT HAPPENED

Today some shit happened to some dudes. In all my years i have never seen shit like this happen, especially to such shitty people. It reminds me of some shit i did one time, many shits ago.

Shit does happen, but this shit really takes the cake. How are we supposed to trust people when we see this shit everyday. In a related story some other shit happened to some other guys, and it was pretty shitty.

RELATED STORIES

Shit happens.
Who took that shit ?
Why does this shit always happen to me ?
My shit doesn't stink.

Sly 12-08-2009 11:40 AM

Location? Applicants may be curious. ;-)

CyberHustler 12-08-2009 11:42 AM

Yo I write mad good son! My moma dukes would be dumb proud of me if a got a fuckin' job like that yo. For real for real for real, yall should give me that job yo. I be writing mad good when I smoke trees and shit.

K R I S T E N 12-08-2009 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sly (Post 16626641)
location? Applicants may be curious. ;-)

hollywood, california

punkpred 12-08-2009 11:52 AM

Will that include dental insurance plan coverage?

Juggs 12-08-2009 11:52 AM

Shall we send resumes to the email in your sig?

JFK 12-08-2009 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 16626638)
i will apply , here is a short sample of my work.


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12-08-09
Xbiz - Staff Reporter
Smokey The Bear.

SOME SHIT HAPPENED

Today some shit happened to some dudes. In all my years i have never seen shit like this happen, especially to such shitty people. It reminds me of some shit i did one time, many shits ago.

Shit does happen, but this shit really takes the cake. How are we supposed to trust people when we see this shit everyday. In a related story some other shit happened to some other guys, and it was pretty shitty.

RELATED STORIES

Shit happens.
Who took that shit ?
Why does this shit always happen to me ?
My shit doesn't stink.

reminds me of the Shitty Southpark episode I saw last night:Oh crap

Semi-Retired-Dave 12-08-2009 01:06 PM

Bump for a great company. I would do it if I knew how to write.

Moe 12-08-2009 01:37 PM

Calling all writers! :Note

K R I S T E N 12-08-2009 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moe (Post 16627028)
Calling all writers! :Note

Moe - you smell.

Ayla_SquareTurtle 12-08-2009 02:42 PM

Nice! I'd be all over this if I were in CA!

Due 12-08-2009 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 16626776)
reminds me of the Shitty Southpark episode I saw last night:Oh crap

Are you shitting me ??:helpme

CPimp 12-08-2009 02:45 PM

XBIZ reps... contact me I have a question unrelated to this thread. Thanks.

CarlosTheGaucho 12-08-2009 03:03 PM

Writing ON your in house staff?

Count me in!

INDY500DRIVER 12-08-2009 03:04 PM

Can I right for you guys??

K R I S T E N 12-08-2009 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by INDY500DRIVER (Post 16627373)
Can I right for you guys??

Hey you - Im coming out there next week (change of plans) lets play! If anything, I def want to come by your offices and see just exactly what you GTBillers are up to out there!

mikeyddddd 12-08-2009 05:36 PM


fris 12-08-2009 05:58 PM

too bad its in house, i like the out house

munki 12-08-2009 06:12 PM

Hit me up on Q tomorrow...

seeric 12-08-2009 06:15 PM

Good luck mamasita.

PenisFace 12-08-2009 06:15 PM

I'd be all over this job if I wasn't so far away. :( Doubt they'd let me relocate to California anyway, they'd hate my Canadian aboots and ehs.

magpan 12-09-2009 04:25 AM

Maybe this is what I should be doing with my life? :)

POed-poster 12-09-2009 04:31 AM

I use to teach writing at the college level. What kind of writing will this be and what is the base salary?

sicone 12-09-2009 04:39 AM

Do I have to write about actual news.. or can I just write about how hot Kristen is?

J. Falcon 12-09-2009 09:58 AM

Hope you find someone good.


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