Nobody should have sex today
 

Out of respect for Santa Claus. We should sit around and gayly sings Christmas Carols, eat cookies and fruitcake, and make idle small talk with boring relatives we haven't see since last year, won't see again until next year, and don't want to see again EVER. Christmas should be a holy day because it is a day for elves, reindeer, and children who know it's true meaning -- getting lots of expensive presents from mom and dad. Amen!

To everyone, have a MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS. And remember - NO SEX ALL DAY.

all alone for christmas again?

maybe you can find a house where people are celebrating and watch them through the window.

ou.. why? no...

For fucks sake, why didn't you post this earlier?

Too late...

What about feet? Or can I not indulge my fetish today either:Oh crap

Having sex has nothing to do with respecting Santa Claus. Nothing.

Did Santa forget to bring you a big rubber dick?


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i will fuck as on any other day of the year

Everyday is the day that I shouldn't have any sex...

oops... too late....

Whoops - too late. SPLOOGE!!!

Ok,I'll put it back in my pants

Jesus Christ, you're a fucking cunt. Even on Christmas. FUCK OFF!

Same here :1orglaugh

Can I jerk today?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I stuff bitch's stockings on Christmas day and I jizz on their teeth.

Speaking from experience?

fuck that! I had a amazing Christmas BJ today :thumbsup

Sorry santa! I didn't see this until it was to late!