Crazy Terrorist Replaces Left Kidney With An Explosive!
 

Not true yet, but what will security be like after that attack?

No one allowed on a plane if sensors indicate you have all of your internal organs?

They will first start by placing it up their ass. After that my guess is they will only search hot white women for anal bombs.

Speaking of anal bombs.... I had some questionable sushi last night and... KABOOM!

I can't wait for the NY Post to make up a pun for this one.

They called the other guy the crotch bomber with his frighty whities.

Hot blonde chicks love anal! Why wtf?

I don't know why them lazy fuckers just dont build missiles and shit if they're trying to blow up planes. Life must suck, or else they wouldn't be so eager to kill themselves.

They're promised 72 virgins when they die :winkwink:

What the fail to tell these guys is that they wont be able to get it up for those 72 Virgins. So...guess they will be in Hell!

LOL

yeah, they really do have a thing for virgins over there, lol :)

i've gotten free and bought over 50 virgins... why cant these losers put a little more effort into it and then they dont have to blow themselves up... they ig'nant!

:pimp:pimp

then it will be a slow release toxin, anthrax spores, ricin. packed into a pace maker that is rigged to explode at a certain time.

A replacement hip bone filled with explosives - explosive dentures - toxic clothing that can self ignite and poison the plane's air system, etc.....

If you are insane, the sky's the limit!

Fuck it.. He's not gonna need it anyway :Oh crap

they like tight pussy :)