You Know What I Hate The Most About Global Warming?
 

All of this damned COLD WEATHER!

Global warming is something like 0.5 degrees in 10 years. What's that gonna change while we are alive? Not much.

That's what happens when HUGE chunks of ice breakaway into the oceans, which cause air currents to become colder.

Fuck. Someone blow up the ozone. Why the fuck is Europe so fucking cold?

More than you think. Think about this. Ice melting causes the salt level in the ocean to decrease, making survival of just one species of fish difficult. This decreases the food supply for other fish, which fishermen depend on for food and income. It's a chain reaction.

Whatever the reason, this month's heating bill is going to be through the roof!