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MrMaxwell 01-19-2010 03:00 AM

Being fat would actually be kind of cool
 
It would be a great excuse to not fuck
I mean, hell, every time I'm with some woman they want to fuck fuck fuck fuck
I like blowjobs

If I was fat, I could say, I just don't have the energy, oh I am so tired, wahhh.. just give me a blowjob and ride my face you naughty bitch.... yeah baby just like that... grrr... you're such a dirty girl.... you little cocksucker... while spanking her really hard .. watching her juices run down her inner thighs.. the whole room smelling like the inside of a woman.. god. . I'm horny today :upsidedow

Ahem
What I meant was,
Being fat might have advantages
Jus' Sayin'

kaysworld 01-19-2010 03:07 AM

well I am a fattie and find that all man are attractive to woman they can get hold of rather then a bag of bones up the fatties they smile, they are happy and you guys just love us

MrMaxwell 01-19-2010 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaysworld (Post 16760602)
well I am a fattie and find that all man are attractive to woman they can get hold of rather then a bag of bones up the fatties they smile, they are happy and you guys just love us


I just LOVE a woman with some meat on her bones... Lately I'm midlifing, and I've been attracted to thin young women... for months, now.. But I never will NOT like thick broads. Ever.

quiet 01-19-2010 03:12 AM

if i'm ever stuck on an island with no infrastruture, i'd like to be a fat dude.

MrMaxwell 01-19-2010 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet (Post 16760614)
if i'm ever stuck on an island with no infrastruture, i'd like to be a fat dude.


That is a really horrible time to be fat (unless the natives think that it makes you some kind of omnipotent god)

quiet 01-19-2010 03:15 AM

nope, it would be a good time to live off the fat and lose some weight while you figure out what the fuck to do.

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SleazyDream 01-19-2010 03:48 AM

as a fat guy, trust me, you don't want to be fat.

MrMaxwell 01-19-2010 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16760663)
as a fat guy, trust me, you don't want to be fat.


Well,
I kind of am, on the inside, right now
My body fat is way up there
I'm 5'5" tall and 140
But way the hell out of shape

SleazyDream 01-19-2010 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 16760676)
Well,
I kind of am, on the inside, right now
My body fat is way up there
I'm 5'5" tall and 140
But way the hell out of shape

at least you can ride horses :2 cents:

MrMaxwell 01-19-2010 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16760678)
at least you can ride horses :2 cents:

Is that pretty important?
I've always driven Cadillacs and joked about having "Plenty of room to grow" :1orglaugh

SleazyDream 01-19-2010 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 16760680)
Is that pretty important?
I've always driven Cadillacs and joked about having "Plenty of room to grow" :1orglaugh

funny, i used to date girls who had dated guys with 15 inch cocks before me and said the same thing.........

MrMaxwell 01-19-2010 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16760682)
funny, i used to date girls who had dated guys with 15 inch cocks before me and said the same thing.........

I would fucking kill myself if my cock was 15".. or even 10"
My father has 9.5" and says it's nearly impossible to find a good blowjob woman
Plus alot of women have small pussies

I'm not huge, but, I fucking hate it when a woman can't take a cock.
If I'ma FUCK I'ma do it like a raging animal... if the last inch or two won't go... it's going

SleazyDream 01-19-2010 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 16760684)
I would fucking kill myself if my cock was 15".. or even 10"
My father has 9.5" and says it's nearly impossible to find a good blowjob woman
Plus alot of women have small pussies

I'm not huge, but, I fucking hate it when a woman can't take a cock.
If I'ma FUCK I'ma do it like a raging animal... if the last inch or two won't go... it's going

reread what i posted... i didn't say I had a 15" cock..... just that they were broken in by one

MrMaxwell 01-19-2010 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16760693)
reread what i posted... i didn't say I had a 15" cock..... just that they were broken in by one

LOL OVER HERE
Sorry
I've developed a special reading style for when you post
My mistake
:1orglaugh

georgeyw 01-19-2010 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16760663)
as a fat guy, trust me, you don't want to be fat.

How big are you, if you don't mind me asking of course. I have always known you're a pretty hefty bloke, but after seeing the photos JFK put up the other day, I was pretty surprised to see the size you are.

StaceyJo 01-19-2010 07:44 AM

Sigh! I'm fat and I don't like it. Starting a new diet program again.


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