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directfiesta

01-30-2010 07:45 AM

Scottish Man Banned From Park After Allegations He Tried To Have Sex With Tree

New niche ?

Quote:

Airdrie, United Kingdom (AHN) - Scottish authorities have banned a man from Central Park in Airdrie after claims he tried to have sex with a tree. According to reports he was found with his pants and underpants down by his ankles and simulating a sex act with the plant.

The alleged offense occurred in September of last year. However yesterday in a Scottish court William Shaw, 21, pleased not guilty to an act of public indecency.

Shaw has been ordered to stay away from Central Park and his due to stand trial next month. At the time of his arrest he was on bail from another legal infraction stemming back to November 2007

seeandsee

01-30-2010 07:49 AM

sexual perverts

bufferover

01-30-2010 07:52 AM

Very weird niche actually

GTS Mark

01-30-2010 08:05 AM

Ross from Pimproll strikes again!!!

CarlosTheGaucho

01-30-2010 08:08 AM

Scotts are a funny bunch, traditional too!

CaptainHowdy

01-30-2010 08:14 AM

That could easily be me...

Gerco

01-30-2010 08:37 AM

Guy was just trying to get some wood.

martinsc

01-30-2010 08:42 AM

:Oh crap

awxm	01-30-2010 09:26 AM

Leaf the guy alone.

Scott McD

01-30-2010 10:09 AM

:anon

....

JFK	01-30-2010 10:30 AM

Got a woody just looking at that sexxy Tree:Oh crap

PGR	01-30-2010 10:49 AM

Thought it might have been one of my relations, but they all live in Edinburgh

kristin

01-30-2010 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST (Post 16797822)

Ross from Pimproll strikes again!!!

Hehe, :thumbsup

mule	01-30-2010 11:16 AM

You haters never saw that tree.
Fuggin' sexy

Chosen

01-30-2010 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 16797837)

That could easily be me...

:1orglaugh

brassmonkey

01-30-2010 01:47 PM

21 i bet he was hi

John-ACWM

01-30-2010 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FruitPanda (Post 16797955)

Leaf the guy alone.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

PornMD

01-30-2010 02:48 PM

He pleased not guilty indeed.

_Richard_

01-30-2010 03:53 PM

car rally or something.. poor bastard

baddog

01-30-2010 04:45 PM

John Muir would be proud.

fatfoo

01-30-2010 07:23 PM

[dry humping] - v. To hump something while still wearing pants

He should have known that only dry humping trees is allowed.

Iron Fist

01-30-2010 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerco (Post 16797891)

Guy was just trying to get some wood.

7th post in.... you guys are slipping! :error

MaDalton

01-30-2010 07:32 PM

the scottish are well known for their tree fetish :helpme

http://www.frederiksamuel.com/blog/i...land_games.jpg

http://www.prfpresspalace.com/pressp...sCaberToss.jpg

Spunky

01-30-2010 07:52 PM

Trees need love too!

L-Pink

01-30-2010 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 16797837)

That could easily be me...

Huh, I was assuming it was ... :)

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Naechy

01-31-2010 03:18 PM

he is pervert

Martin

01-31-2010 04:17 PM

They don't have many trees in Scotland. Maybe he thought he could make some baby trees. Crazy.

borked

01-31-2010 10:48 PM

He isn't alone
http://borkedcoder.com/images/gfy/pussytree.jpg

Ross	02-01-2010 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST (Post 16797822)

Ross from Pimproll strikes again!!!

Yeah right dude..... You wouldn't catch me dead in Airdrie. The place is a shit hole. :winkwink:

A-n-D-r-E-S

02-01-2010 05:51 AM

How is posible that "he TRIED to have sex with a tree," did the tree present any resistance??

Zorgman

02-01-2010 05:51 AM

I think he might have taken the "tree's get blown down" too literally.

Dirty Lord

02-01-2010 05:55 AM

oh my....fucking tree hug :o

tranza

02-01-2010 09:04 AM

Lol I dont doubt anything...

SykkBoy

02-01-2010 09:30 AM

Maybe all the sheep were occupied?

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