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smutnut 01-31-2010 01:05 PM

I have a Vampire Question...
 
I'm watching TWILIGHT, which reminds me a lot of DAWSON'S GEEKS except with Vampires. I can't help wondering why Vampires are all sexual when they reproduce by sucking blood and biting necks? What would be driving their basic biological sexual desires? But that being beside the point I'm really wondering if there any porn Vampire sites out there (also any porn Nazi sites?) LOL :1orglaugh ? Two things that seem to defy logic by being cliche and boring and despite all that still timeless are Vampires and Nazis and wondering if there are any porn sponsors exploiting these niches out there.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-31-2010 01:09 PM

Vampires

XXXHorror.com

Nazi Porn

NaziNig*gers.com (now defunct)

DBS.US 01-31-2010 01:13 PM

Vampires and porn = cool = real money
Nazi and porn = not cool = no real money

brassmonkey 01-31-2010 01:17 PM

sounds like the movie is bringing out the freak in u dont fight that shit

Brujah 01-31-2010 02:01 PM

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digitaldivas 01-31-2010 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 16800401)
sounds like the movie is bringing out the freak in u dont fight that shit

lmfao ...you crazy:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 01-31-2010 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 16800401)
sounds like the movie is bringing out the freak in u dont fight that shit

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha...

ShellyCrash 01-31-2010 03:38 PM

What is this about the sparkle? I keep hearing about glitter and sparkles w/ the twilight. Someone splain to me please?

fatfoo 01-31-2010 03:47 PM

For the vampire people who suck blood - just remember that AIDS/STDs are transmitted by blood.

BlackCrayon 01-31-2010 03:55 PM

vampire shit is so gay...

Overload 01-31-2010 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 16800369)
I'm watching TWILIGHT, which reminds me a lot of DAWSON'S GEEKS except with Vampires. I can't help wondering why Vampires are all sexual when they reproduce by sucking blood and biting necks? What would be driving their basic biological sexual desires? But that being beside the point I'm really wondering if there any porn Vampire sites out there (also any porn Nazi sites?) LOL :1orglaugh ? Two things that seem to defy logic by being cliche and boring and despite all that still timeless are Vampires and Nazis and wondering if there are any porn sponsors exploiting these niches out there.

err, i watched none of both ... but ... why are vampires sexual? ... coff, they are evil sex-toys - recharged with blood the battery starts the balls factory :1orglaugh oh, and biting is just spreading AVS (aquired vampire syndrome) which is only a desease, not real vampirism ... :1orglaugh

rip raster 01-31-2010 08:32 PM

vampires are sexually desirable supposedly to make them irresistible to their prey

GatorB 01-31-2010 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 16800369)
I'm watching TWILIGHT, which reminds me a lot of DAWSON'S GEEKS except with Vampires.

and right there we knew you were gay.

lacuna 01-31-2010 08:45 PM

I refuse to read/watch any of that Twilight drivel. Who the fuck ever decided that vampires "sparkle" in the sun? That is like being an anti-vampire. WTF???

One day (er... night) all the self-respecting vampires are gonna get sick of this shit and rise up.

Better start reading the Vampire Survival Guide!

:thumbsup


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