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Phoenix 02-08-2010 07:26 AM

So i went into a 7/11 and was assaulted
 
by BO that's body odour, and heavy not just a light smell either.


i legitimately did not think it was the people working behind the counter, i really didn't.
I asked them if someone had jut been in there that smelled like garbage :(

well anyway i went on about it for too long

the girl told me her nose was plugged so she couldn't smell anything, it was only when back in my car that i put it together, it was them. and now i feel bad, like i was teasing them or something.

they reaked so bad that i felt assaulted by their vile body odour

so i looked up how smell works, you know its actual molecules from their body entering my nose to produce that reak

so....next time i take my business elsewhere.

LeCoq 02-08-2010 07:27 AM

Gross...really...

stickyfingerz 02-08-2010 07:29 AM

Hmm ya thats no good, especially considering they sell food products there. Makes you standoffish if you think they are bare handed stocking drinks where they may touch the area that you drink from...

Phoenix 02-08-2010 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 16825660)
Hmm ya thats no good, especially considering they sell food products there. Makes you standoffish if you think they are bare handed stocking drinks where they may touch the area that you drink from...

exactly, i think they deserve a visit from the health department or something

it was very bad, not light, i thought maybe there was a dead body behind the counter..lol

halfpint 02-08-2010 07:41 AM

Its the same when somebody takes a smelly dump ..the molecules go up your nose and even when you flush the toilet with the seat up molecules fly around the toilet but they say by closing the seat down before you flush does help contain it

Thats why I think it is gross when people take newspapers, computers and other shit into the toilet

CPimp 02-08-2010 07:47 AM

lol how bout when someone cuts a hot, steamy fart. Stinks so bad it makes your eyes water. Why dont you guys look up the fact that we taste a certain percentage of what we smell. So, imagine little shit particles hitting your nostrils and tongue as you take a whiff of that shart someone cut.

dav3 02-08-2010 07:52 AM

Mmm... fecal molecules

Phoenix 02-08-2010 07:55 AM

oh man i know...after reading about how smell actually works it was the first thing i thought of...especially how guys act when they are young...they cant wait to smell their buddies fart...lol

gross i know but it is what it is...and you all did it :)

KILL_FRENZY 02-08-2010 08:19 AM

Sounds absolutely disgusting. Good thing I wasn't there.

Loch 02-08-2010 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 16825705)
especially how guys act when they are young...they cant wait to smell their buddies fart...lol

errr what? :Oh crap

Scott McD 02-08-2010 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tube2k (Post 16825692)
lol how bout when someone cuts a hot, steamy fart. Stinks so bad it makes your eyes water. Why dont you guys look up the fact that we taste a certain percentage of what we smell. So, imagine little shit particles hitting your nostrils and tongue as you take a whiff of that shart someone cut.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...s_gas_mask.jpg

4pleasure_Davide 02-08-2010 08:28 AM

hmm??? smelly thread ??

Phoenix 02-08-2010 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 16825774)
errr what? :Oh crap

lol dont pretend man

RadicalSights 02-08-2010 08:34 AM

:1orglaugh

Walk in with one of these next time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 16825781)


seeandsee 02-08-2010 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 16825650)
by BO that's body odour, and heavy not just a light smell either.


i legitimately did not think it was the people working behind the counter, i really didn't.
I asked them if someone had jut been in there that smelled like garbage :(

well anyway i went on about it for too long

the girl told me her nose was plugged so she couldn't smell anything, it was only when back in my car that i put it together, it was them. and now i feel bad, like i was teasing them or something.

they reaked so bad that i felt assaulted by their vile body odour

so i looked up how smell works, you know its actual molecules from their body entering my nose to produce that reak

so....next time i take my business elsewhere.

i smeal bad :disgust

Iron Fist 02-08-2010 09:01 AM

Don't worry when they take extra stock from the backroom, they usually put it under their arms... you know, to hold more!

Vjo 02-08-2010 05:23 PM

I know this little convenience store that has an indoor unisex bathroom. And so many times I would go in there and the whole store would fricken wreak from the moment you walked thru the front door. And they have these fresh foods (under celophane) but still man. The only thing I would buy is anything frozen or heavily packaged.

Anyhow eventually I guess the health dept made em get porta johns for outside. Some inspector prob walked in one day and got bowled over.

I don't think it is a law as many places have indoor bathrooms. But I've never known a place where it was about 1 in 3 odds when you went thru the door of getting bowled over. It was like wtf! :)

papill0n 02-08-2010 06:15 PM

toughen up a bit you fucking pussy

J. Falcon 02-08-2010 07:05 PM

remind me of that really funny Body Odor episode from Seinfeld.


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