Darering goodie box
 

I just received my Darering goodie box and when I opened it I was very surprised.
Did you receive yours allready?

I am not sure what to make of it. Its a box filled with...uhm things.

After studying it I closed it again. I decided to open it and study it again tomorrow. It sparks the imagination for sure.

Thank you Mr and Mrs Darering for this odd goodie box. I think I appreciate it.
:)

Whatcha get?

Goodies....

An insulting talking teddybear
Finger fighting robots
Two second hand fantasy pocket books
Operation game pen
jellybeans with the taste of skun spray
two peanut butter cups....

And some other items:pimp

Beware of those beans! We made ourselves so sick trying all the freaky flavors. :throwup So of course I had to share.
There's Skunk Spray, Pencil Shavings, Rotten Egg, Toothpaste, Canned Dog Food, Barf, Booger, Moldy Cheese, Baby Wipes, and Centipede.

I got mine today too. It has to be the weirdest combo of things ever. I will take pics now to show off my goods. I do have to say it does have a lot of cool things.

Just got mine today as well! http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=955551
Nice surprise! Thanks again!

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1. Something Special VHS Tape with the old owners name on it.
2. 2 Old Sci-Fi Paper Back Books.
3. Operation (The Board Game) Game Pen
4. The Ladys Of Star Wars Playing Cards (I am a big Star Wars fans)
5. Crunchie chocolate bar.
6. Operation Beatbox remake of rap jams (actually a very good cd)
7. Garbage Pail Kids cards. (these things have to be worth there weight in gold)
8. Jelly Belly Beanboozled
9. Little rubber action figures.


Thank you to the guys at www.boobzooka.com and promote www.sellyoursextape.com It converts like mad and it is CCBill so you know you are going to get paid...

I think those action figures are called 'muscles'.

they sure are

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M.U.S.C.L.E.

M.U.S.C.L.E., (Millions of Unusual Small Creatures Lurking Everywhere)

If anyone is wondering why some things aren't in new condition, I tried to include a lot of harder to find stuff you couldn't easily get off NetFlix or iTunes.

'Something Special' (not available on DVD) is an awesome movie about a young girl who grows a penis overnight. Totally worth getting the VCR out of the closet for. The actress went on to be the voice of Bobby Hill, and also stars as Marcy Runkle in Californication. You might also recognize her little brother.

'Operation Beatbox' was released in the 90's featuring a surprisingly listenable collection of industrial bands covering old rap tracks. The distributor is long defunct, so take care of your copy.

'Midnight At The Well Of Souls' (currently out of print) is an under-rated classic IMHO. Made a big impression on me at 13 years old. An easy enjoyable read even if Sci-Fi isn't your thing.

'Deathtrap Dungeon' is brutally difficult if you don't cheat. If Choose Your Own Adventure books aren't dorky enough for you, this one adds dice and RPG elements.

I've heard peanut butter candy is quite hard to find outside of America, so I sent overseas peoples some Reeses. Domestic affiliates got Crunchie bars, which are my favorite, and can sometimes be found at Cost Plus World Market.

They are for sure original gifts. The Operation Beatbox is my favorite. The star wars cards are great too. I am a star wars junkie.

I just ate most of my jelly beans do to munchies :)

I grew up in the 80's-90's. This shit is right up my alley!

Thanks. I tried to find things that I thought were thematically appropriate with the design of our program Not everyone got the same stuff. Some items I simply couldn't find enough of. And I didn't want to send a video that wouldn't play in overseas players (NTSC/PAL) so someone like PornoPat got a swearing teddybear or something else instead.

You did a great job and it is a fantastic gesture. I by no means send whale amounts of traffic and you guys took time out to think about this and send it to me. I also love promoting www.sellyoursextape.com need to make some more sites for it.

If you have some time. Is it possible to send me screen caps for videos not on your tour?

Thanks

dan at raddevelopments dot com