Wrong number? Tell me the right one!
 

Sometimes I think I'm living in reality show with some of the shit that happens to me.

A few minutes ago I get a call from some old guy. Its on my business cell line, so I'm not sure who got the number who is not a client. The guy responds with "Im calling to cancel my service NOW!"

I'm a bit thrown off, so I ask what his name is and he barks some comments to me about why he needs to tell this to ten people, then says his name is Pat. I know this was someone with the wrong number, so I kindly ask him who hes trying to call, and he says "TO CANCEL MY DAMN SERVICE!!!!"

Being polite I tell him he has the wrong number and he asks isnt this "abt?" I said no, I'm not sure who they are, but you have the wrong number. Instead of him acknowledging that, he then says to me "oh, well tell me what their number is." :1orglaugh

I told him I'm not directory assistance and then he tells me just to look it up and give it to him. So fine, what to be a dick? I have times for games... I say "sure, 1 minute and I will get you their number" and put his ass on mute. So far its over 6 minutes and hes still there. I heard him yell a few times, but wondering how long he will hold for :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

nice... let's see how long he stays on

he hung up right after 8 minutes :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

i was half tempted to call him back and say I had the number, and then see how long he will keep holding for

Walmart employee: ?Thank you for calling Walmart. How may I help you??

Pornstar: ?I came by AIM last week, and was calling about my test results.?

Walmart employee: ?I?m sorry, ma?am. You have the wrong number.?

Pornstar: ?Oh, sorry.?

(Not 5 seconds later, the phone rings again.)

Pornstar: ?I came by AIM last week and was calling about my test results.?

Walmart employee: ?Ma?am, I?m afraid you?ve dialed the wrong number again.?

Pornstar: ?This isn?t the AIM office??

Walmart employee: ?No, ma?am, this is Walmart.?

Pornstar: ?Oh, sorry.?

(5 seconds later.)

Pornstar: ?I came by AIM last week and was calling about my test results.?

Walmart employee: ?Ma?am, you?ve called Walmart again.?

Pornstar: ?Fuck it! I?m calling the right number, why do you keep answering??

Walmart employee: ?Ma?am, the AIM office number is very close to ours, so maybe when you?re dialing the numbers, you?ve been accidentally hitting a wrong key??

Pornstar: ?What numbers? I?ve been hitting redial!?

Isn't life good when you actually have time for those games, you're in the devilis mode and then bang - the opportunity arises. I love when it happens. Good story, thanks for sharing! Made me smile. ;)

I can not believe this idiot called back two more times. then proceeded to yell at me about canceling his ABT service :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

he told me that was the number he was given and wants me to take care of it. i got kinda sick of this guy so i told him hes stupid and calling my cell phone, not any "ABT Office"

Then his dumb ass proceeds to read the number he has and has a 301 area code, not 310 (which is mine). Then just says "oh sorry" and hangs up. not even 5 seconds later he calls back...

This time I answer "ABT please hold" and put his dumb ass on hold and he calls back again but i must of missed the call and left me a voicemail :1orglaugh

Next time he calls, direct the conversation toward the subject of bondage and sodomy (preferably making your voice sound as much like a butch tranny as possible).

Setup a pay-per-call numer and give him that "if he wants to escalate" his complaint, and say that's for faster service.