I survived 6 month long relationship with an insane Thai hooker
 

Yep, that loony hoe

It's not normal for a girl to stab her bf with a kitchen knife, is it?
CCard - gone, laptop - smashed, clothes - teared apart
If I dont update this thred tomorrow, consider me a victim of homicide
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Congratulate me, thanks

you lose...

You're like DirtyWhiteBoy, without his brains or streetwise.

FAIL.

It was the best thing that has ever happened to me

well now you have your freedom to boom boom all her sexy friends :) and the other 100,000's out there :) chock dee na !

Oh this thread dosnt mean hes done with her... just telling us all that he is still as bat shit crazy as her...

Did you confirm if it was a he or she?

Point proven!

6 month stats:
Breakups: ~100
Murder attempts: 2
Condos changed: 4
Trips to the ER: 3

LOL, sounds like the mother of my 3 year old.

Luckily I take care of him.

I'm done with the bitch

The experience of the 'Land of Smiles:' Priceless :thumbsup

nice plot for horror

damn 6 month with that loooony :) need to get yourself checked :)

2 murder attempts, hahaaa

Yeah, sure you are.

post pics of her

and the worst part he was paying for the show :)

The bitch has just locked me up in my own condo
Honey I've got drugs in my bag!!
reporting live from Bangkok hospital

I need to find a new gf now, even more crackers than this one. Won't be easy

So this fake drama is helping you sell what exactly?

piss off clueless sigwhore :winkwink:

Since you're done with her, why not post some clear pics now?

oh lol you put the Eamon beat to the slideshow ur nuts man

wow thai hooker hey? smashing your shit ? robbing you ?

you must be one desperate mother fucker :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

You have no idea, man. The bitch almost killed me once. She's fucking insane, I tell ya

That's the way it goes.

Don't tell me you don't enjoy that shit!

Dude take some time off. You sound way out of it. Having a girl fuck with your shit is not that cool. We get it. You were in a crazy fucked up relationship and you fell in love with the drama. BUT you sound like you are almost around the bend. Get out of town for a week. Take the calmest and quietest girl you can find if you need a girl but go chill. Trust me, I have been there.

Been there, done that, posted reports on gfy. Pay attention

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You were in an abusive relationship by any measure of normal and you are shoulting about trying to make it a good thing. Seriously find a place to chill as you need to get your center back.

I don't to try and go Freud on you but this is going to switch soon and your eyes will open and ... well you get the idea.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You need to go up country, find a girl before she goes on the game and has her mind twisted by the other money hungry whores.

So how much money does a guy lose "dating" a Thai hooker as opposed to renting one for a couple hours a night?

Shakes that override the image stabilizer are a sure sign of aids.


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You may want to have your own sanity checked before you call others insane

Well a couple of hours can set you back 1000 baht. A hooker as a girlfriend could escalate costs to 20,000+ per month. Plus you have to give her money for all sorts of shit like her mother's non-existing sick water buffalo.

It's impossible to get AIDS from bareback sex!

LOL... i'm flattered! :1orglaugh

I think we have heard this form someone before :helpme:1orglaugh

She's not even all that hot, so no great loss... thousands more available :thumbsup

On a scale of 1 to 10 I give her a 3.203984 and that is being generous. And in 10 years she is going to look like this anyway.....

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8upHtu9BZU...Thai+Woman.jpg

hey you're still alive.. i was wondering

farang is one of my own. good luck bro!