Spouse abuse joke of the day.
 

A husband says,

"My wife says I have mood swings so she bought me a mood ring, when I'm in a good mood it turns green, and when I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on her face....."



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heh ....

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Don't do violence for no good reason. Joke is not really funny.

made me laugh...

best jokes are more often than not underlyingly violent, racist or sexist.... ffs we are adults do need to be politically correct with jokes too now? :Oh crap

smack that bitch!

lulz of the day

omg :)

I laughed when I first heard this joke but then read it again & slower to think about it, I agree with Fatfoo :2 cents:

Can you give me some examples of a good reason?

Heeheheh.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh very good one :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh nice

Oh come on that's funny.


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Hahaha good one indeed:)

it was a joke. jeezzz.

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Nothing she has already been told twice... lol so wrong... but so funneh. :helpme:1orglaugh

this was a good one :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I started a how-to thread on Wife Beating a while back.

A friend of mine actually works with abused wives, she tells me some corking jokes, all in absolutely horribly bad taste.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...ight=wife+beat