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This pretty much sums it up :Oh crap

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Bonus joke trying to give the impression the first post were a joke as well :upsidedow:Oh crap



After a President has been in office for 1 year it is
customary for the last President to send a note of congratulations to
the new one.

So yesterday when the note came from Bush to Obama, the
President was somewhat troubled because it was written in code and
all it said was:

370H-SSV-0773H

This troubled him as he had always heard from his peers
how former president Bush was perceived to have been scholarly
challenged.

So he took the note to his wife. She was unable to
decipher it.

They called in the VP, and he was unable to decode the
message. They called in the chief of staff and the head of Secret
Service detail and they were unable to determine the meaning of the
note.

Next he called in the head of the Senate and Speaker of
the House..

They both were mystified by the meaning of the coded
message.

Now there was complete panic in the Oval Office.

They called all of their contacts in the media and sent
copies of the note to all of them, and not one was able to come up
with an answer.

A special emergency meeting was called by the staff.

All branches of the military, counter intelligence, CIA,
FBI were called in, and the best minds were unable crack the code.

After a sleepless night, a now humbled President Obama
picked up the phone and called the former president, and asked him
the meaning of the note.

George Bush chuckled and replied: 'Bud .... you're
holding it upside down!'

That was great! :)

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Same thing happened to my friend. Been married just over a year and he is NEVER allowed out. Even when I go to his place, his wife makes him drink in the living room... with the TV down so she can watch TV or if she is in bed

Its not funny! :321GFY
Booked a trip to see my special Thai lady friend, planned a stop over in Bangkok for a couple of days, doing what a man do when he is alone in a place like Bangkok with all its temptations. Made sure its not possible to tell where you call from via Skype, set up international calling on my cell phone so I can send and receive text messages with my Danish number no matter where I am, basically covered all my bases.
Now she is saying she will take the 8 hour train ride to Bangkok and pick me up at the airport and we'll spend a couple of days in Bangkok!

So the picture pretty much sums it up,.

Michael ... sorry ... you have a wife ? And you're pissed that you can't see a hooker?

Surely you should just divorce your wife and move on with life?

You're "not allowed" out? Are you a man or a mouse? Grow some balls man! (my wife scares the shit out of me too).

Thats cause his wife knows he will fuck Thai hookers when alone in Bangkok which he just admitted to planning to do and then covering it up by hiding where his Skype calls are coming from :1orglaugh

Just do what Tiger Woods did. Bang as much strange as you can and when you get caught just say you have a sex addiction and you will go for therapy! :pimp

Just lie to her like most men do

For the record I am not married it.

Sure it's nice when someone does something you want.

But you can't always do something someone asks.

If someone said to me, "Slit my wrists, cut off my arms," would I do that? Of course not.

Sometimes you have to do what people don't want.

I really do think the best thing would be to walk away when someone says that.

That's ridiculous. I go out with the guys all the time.

maybe you shouldn't have gotten married ? :2 cents:

That's stupid. I'd say i want to go out to socialize you are invited too. She would come because I wouldn't marry a stupid bitch to start with.

i dont know why anyone would be in a relationship where u cant go out wtf

:warningrelationships are suppose to make your life BETTER not WORSE:warning

getdafuckout if it makes it worse yo

marriage is a bad habit.

whore mongering for life !!

hahahahah solid

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I LOL'd. :1orglaugh

Yup. Better to ask for forgiveness than permission.

That was pretty good.

michaelo, can you hit me up 704-299, tried msging you yesterday

That's disturbing...

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Hahaha, sad but true!

:1orglaugh That is so true.

Thanks for the laugh! :thumbsup

If a man gotta go he gotta go

Heh.... is your wife driving you to hockey tommorrow?

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I thought the same thing. He just hadn't gotten to the part about strippers being there as maybe this joke has a happy ending.

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Maybe she will be at the airport sending home one of her other special friends and thought she might as well get a free ride home?

that makes me lol :)

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