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Farang 03-07-2010 03:22 AM

I'm going to be sober from now on.
 
Figured I don't want a rockstar lifestyle anymore. Now I want a house, a dog and a sexy Thai wife.

So there will be no more unsober retarded posts from me, thank you.

BIGTYMER 03-07-2010 03:41 AM

Good luck with that.

ColetteX 03-07-2010 03:42 AM

great idea i need something like that too

Chosen 03-07-2010 03:59 AM

Yeah good luck :)

magpan 03-07-2010 04:07 AM

Welcome to the 'real' world :)

Platinumpimp 03-07-2010 04:15 AM

No more hanging around in the beer bars around 2pm with a อีดอก

Farang 03-07-2010 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinumpimp (Post 16926970)
No more hanging around in the beer bars around 2pm with a อีดอก

I see you keep posting your hateful remarks in every thread I make, you must be trying to get my attention... Would you like to design me a paysite tour or something? Have you paid back Choker and Zuzana Designs what you owe them yet? pimp:1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 03-07-2010 04:48 AM

Check My username ! :)

sicone 03-07-2010 04:53 AM

You know how I know you're gay....

see thread title

DWB 03-07-2010 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farang (Post 16926929)
I want a house, a dog and a sexy Thai wife.


House = Pattaya homes are extremely over priced, but still affordable for a small to medium sized one. If you need any tips on real estate or construction here, holla.

Dog
= I can take care of your dog, and take care of it when you are tired of it.

Sexy Thai Wife = Don't even think about wifing that little spinner of a hooker you run with. She will make your life a living hell. Get a non-whore who has very little experience dealing with falang, if any at all. You teach her the way of the world and you will become her God, savior, father, brother and provider of all things good. Find one of these girls and your set. Get anyone else, you're fucked.

Good luck!

Jarmusch 03-07-2010 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farang (Post 16926929)
Now I want a house, a dog and a sexy Thai wife.

What about the car? Will you continue taking the bus?

Ramp 03-07-2010 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16926999)
House = Pattaya homes are extremely over priced, but still affordable for a small to medium sized one. If you need any tips on real estate or construction here, holla.

Dog
= I can take care of your dog, and take care of it when you are tired of it.

Sexy Thai Wife = Don't even think about wifing that little spinner of a hooker you run with. She will make your life a living hell. Get a non-whore who has very little experience dealing with falang, if any at all. You teach her the way of the world and you will become her God, savior, father, brother and provider of all things good. Find one of these girls and your set. Get anyone else, you're fucked.

Good luck!

I totally agree with the wife advice!!!

DWB 03-07-2010 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramp (Post 16927009)
I totally agree with the wife advice!!!

What, not the advice on the dog? I'm good with dogs.

Farang 03-07-2010 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16926999)
House = Pattaya homes are extremely over priced, but still affordable for a small to medium sized one. If you need any tips on real estate or construction here, holla.

Dog
= I can take care of your dog, and take care of it when you are tired of it.

Sexy Thai Wife = Don't even think about wifing that little spinner of a hooker you run with. She will make your life a living hell. Get a non-whore who has very little experience dealing with falang, if any at all. You teach her the way of the world and you will become her God, savior, father, brother and provider of all things good. Find one of these girls and your set. Get anyone else, you're fucked.

Good luck!

Thank you, DWB, hitting you up on icq

mizmiz 03-07-2010 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farang (Post 16926929)
Figured I don't want a rockstar lifestyle anymore. Now I want a house, a dog and a sexy Thai wife.

So there will be no more unsober retarded posts from me, thank you.

Dont you fuck and shoot lady boys there?

CaptainHowdy 03-07-2010 08:05 AM

She won?

brassmonkey 03-07-2010 10:37 AM

sober life is ok

goldfish 03-07-2010 01:13 PM

What is the over and under on this? c'mon I needs odds!

fatfoo 03-07-2010 01:16 PM

That's not retarded at all.

L-Pink 03-07-2010 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farang (Post 16926929)
Figured I don't want a rockstar lifestyle anymore.

Name one rocker that has a psychotic Thai hooker with a cock for a girlfriend ...........


.

L-Pink 03-07-2010 01:36 PM

I'm waiting .....


.

CaptainHowdy 03-07-2010 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 16927548)
Name one rocker that has a psychotic Thai hooker with a cock for a girlfriend ...........


.

Maybe he meant a "famous writer's life"?

tiger 03-08-2010 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16926999)
House = Pattaya homes are extremely over priced, but still affordable for a small to medium sized one. If you need any tips on real estate or construction here, holla.

Dog
= I can take care of your dog, and take care of it when you are tired of it.

Sexy Thai Wife = Don't even think about wifing that little spinner of a hooker you run with. She will make your life a living hell. Get a non-whore who has very little experience dealing with falang, if any at all. You teach her the way of the world and you will become her God, savior, father, brother and provider of all things good. Find one of these girls and your set. Get anyone else, you're fucked.

Good luck!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Great post.

Raf1 03-08-2010 03:09 AM

good for you man

DWB 03-08-2010 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 16927548)
Name one rocker that has a psychotic Thai hooker with a cock for a girlfriend ...........

.

Leo Dicaprio rocks out with Thai chicks with their cocks out. So does a few other celebs. One of the Spice girls rents a boat in Phuket from time to time from a guy I know, has wild orgies on it, hookers, her friends, ladyboys, just a big mix of sex on the sea.

VicD 03-08-2010 04:54 AM

we will see LOL

CaptainHowdy 03-08-2010 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16928546)
Leo Dicaprio rocks out with Thai chicks with their cocks out. So does a few other celebs. One of the Spice girls rents a boat in Phuket from time to time from a guy I know, has wild orgies on it, hookers, her friends, ladyboys, just a big mix of sex on the sea.

I gotta move there...

tranza 03-08-2010 06:50 AM

Good luck with that :thumbsup

WebairGerard 03-08-2010 09:16 AM

good luck my friend :thumbsup

seeandsee 03-08-2010 09:17 AM

i will drink for you

Chicks Delivery 03-08-2010 09:46 AM

Fatboy Slim is sober too!

Daddy Big Nuts 03-08-2010 10:07 AM

You should reconsider. There is nothing more overrated than sobriety.

kowalsky 03-08-2010 10:11 AM

A wife only will make you drink more.

Agent 488 03-08-2010 10:16 AM

sorry to hear man.

Kool Kelly 03-08-2010 11:24 AM

good luck

czarina 03-08-2010 11:26 AM

you should team up with Chicks Delivery. He's not smoking, and you're not drinking.
Welcome to a healthy lifestyle!

Iron Fist 03-08-2010 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16926999)
House = Pattaya homes are extremely over priced, but still affordable for a small to medium sized one. If you need any tips on real estate or construction here, holla.

Dog
= I can take care of your dog, and take care of it when you are tired of it.

Sexy Thai Wife = Don't even think about wifing that little spinner of a hooker you run with. She will make your life a living hell. Get a non-whore who has very little experience dealing with falang, if any at all. You teach her the way of the world and you will become her God, savior, father, brother and provider of all things good. Find one of these girls and your set. Get anyone else, you're fucked.

Good luck!

Awwww dammit.

You hadda spill the secret... I was looking forward to more drama threads about how some new thai hooker bitch fucked him over or cleaned out his closet yet again. Was mildly entertaining to be honest...

Oh well. We know your the shit DWB. :thumbsup

WebairGerard 03-08-2010 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kowalsky (Post 16929318)
A wife only will make you drink more.

:1orglaugh

michael.kickass 03-08-2010 04:07 PM

good luck with that!

dirtybird 03-08-2010 05:28 PM

right on brotha! trying to cut back myself. we're no spring chickens anymore!


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