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AK	03-09-2010 04:55 PM

Poor Girl!!!

Girl: I have had sex with 4 boys & you have done it with 8 girls, still everybody calls me a SLUT & calls you a REAL MAN.
Please explain,
BOY: Very simple. When a lock is opened by many keys, it becomes a BAD LOCK. But when a key opens many locks, it becomes a MASTER KEY.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

PS: sorry if its posted before

GT-Omar

03-09-2010 04:57 PM

heard it before still good tho!

AK	03-09-2010 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GT-Omar (Post 16933276)

heard it before still good tho!

are you the Master key ?

pimpware

03-09-2010 04:59 PM

What happens if the key breaks off in the lock?

CYF	03-09-2010 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpware (Post 16933282)

What happens if the key breaks off in the lock?

I'd call that a bad key.

Joke is an oldie but a goodie :thumbsup

GT-Omar

03-09-2010 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AK (Post 16933277)

are you the Master key ?

Of the local 138, Yes I am! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

pimpware

03-09-2010 05:04 PM

And if apparently the lock has a key stuck/broken inside ?

It's a tranny!

GAMMA303

03-09-2010 05:37 PM

LOL Fantastic analogy!

fatfoo

03-09-2010 06:10 PM

Interesting way to put it.

I'm not saying that I agree with it.

rowan

03-09-2010 06:28 PM

What happens if the lock jams and your key doesn't fit?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life

03-09-2010 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 16933427)

What happens if the lock jams and your key doesn't fit?

spit and brute force :2 cents:

AK	03-09-2010 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpware (Post 16933295)

And if apparently the lock has a key stuck/broken inside ?

It's a tranny!

LMAO
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

garce

03-09-2010 08:28 PM

Poindexterity

03-09-2010 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AK (Post 16933277)

are you the Master key ?

there is no dana only zuul.

dammit

Iron Fist

03-10-2010 02:04 AM

Good stuff :)

starpimps

03-10-2010 02:47 AM

i guess i am just a shitty lock..what can i say

Konkan

03-10-2010 03:33 AM

this was a good one :1orglaugh

seeandsee

03-10-2010 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AK (Post 16933271)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh good joke

CaptainHowdy

03-10-2010 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 16933605)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

Serial Pervert

03-10-2010 06:19 AM

LOL
really great.

pornguy

03-10-2010 06:35 AM

True.. Dat.

Farang

03-10-2010 06:41 AM

I am the master key.

Chosen

03-10-2010 06:42 AM

Nice one :)

tranza

03-10-2010 09:38 AM

Hahaha, great point of view.

Raf1	03-10-2010 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AK (Post 16933271)

:1orglaugh

good one :thumbsup

Cyber Fucker

03-10-2010 11:02 AM

bwahahahahaha... good one! :thumbsup

michael.kickass

03-10-2010 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 16933476)

spit and brute force :2 cents:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

John-ACWM

03-10-2010 12:10 PM

Yup, good one :thumbsup

DamnGoodRatio

03-10-2010 12:15 PM

Does that mean if a girl is a virgin she is a "Master Lock" because no bullet can penetrate it???

96ukssob

03-10-2010 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 16933476)

spit and brute force :2 cents:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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