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TheSenator 03-15-2010 02:18 PM

When should I tell my son that God is fake?
 
When should I tell my son God is fake?
My son is 9 and he now knows that Santa is made up. When do I tell him the truth about God being made up too?

I tried looking all around us, I didnt see God. Where should I look? Is it like Hide And Seek?

Answer:
Why in the world would you just lie to your son like that? God isn't fake. He's right here. with us. Always. even though sometimes it doesn't seem like it, he is.

Who else created this world?
evolution just doesn't make sense.
if evolution was real, then we would have come from PLANTS and plants work very very differntly than we do. They get food off of photosynitis and we eat. They dont even have blood! and dont tell me that it "evolved" because what could it evole from? all the animals out there-- yes, even the ape. Our intelligence level is really high, we have emotions, we make amazing things, we are very different! And if you deny this, you may just be lying to yourself. We are WAYY to complex to just come from...nothing. In the sum of it all there HAS to be a higher power, someone who created us. And if you look around, science proves it! Albert Einstien became more of a christian because he studied science, and figured out how everything worked. but in the end its your decision.
your choice-not mine.

Semi-Retired-Dave 03-15-2010 02:23 PM

Tough one, I still have time to think about this one.

Shoplifter 03-15-2010 02:23 PM

Except for the part where Einstein was Jewish and shit.

fatfoo 03-15-2010 02:24 PM

Does God exist? Interesting question.

Does a teacher exist? Does a genius exist? Does a retard exist? Does Karen O exist?

These are all titles and lables. It is difficult to figure out.

MikesTraffic 03-15-2010 02:24 PM

I'm a firm believer in letting your children know what you believe and why you believe it and then giving them the freedom to do research and decide as to what they believe.

TheSenator 03-15-2010 02:24 PM

sorry...this is from Yahoo Answers

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...8071454AAh1Ej3

BradM 03-15-2010 02:33 PM

Actually Einstein was Jewish and near the end started to QUESTION religion. Heh I love how people don't even need facts to have opinions. I guess that makes believing in invisible things easier.

mikesinner 03-15-2010 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 16948401)
When should I tell my son God is fake?
My son is 9 and he now knows that Santa is made up. When do I tell him the truth about God being made up too?

I tried looking all around us, I didnt see God. Where should I look? Is it like Hide And Seek?

Answer:
Why in the world would you just lie to your son like that? God isn't fake. He's right here. with us. Always. even though sometimes it doesn't seem like it, he is.

Who else created this world?
evolution just doesn't make sense.
if evolution was real, then we would have come from PLANTS and plants work very very differntly than we do. They get food off of photosynitis and we eat. They dont even have blood! and dont tell me that it "evolved" because what could it evole from? all the animals out there-- yes, even the ape. Our intelligence level is really high, we have emotions, we make amazing things, we are very different! And if you deny this, you may just be lying to yourself. We are WAYY to complex to just come from...nothing. In the sum of it all there HAS to be a higher power, someone who created us. And if you look around, science proves it! Albert Einstien became more of a christian because he studied science, and figured out how everything worked. but in the end its your decision.
your choice-not mine.

Einstein was never a Christian. He never took anything in the Bible as fact. He was at best a deist which is almost an agnostic.

CyberHustler 03-15-2010 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 16948401)
if evolution was real, then we would have come from PLANTS

:1orglaugh Yo, smack your science teacher...

Nicky 03-15-2010 02:41 PM

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/14/dear-god-1.jpg

mikesinner 03-15-2010 02:49 PM

No one of any real intelligence believes that the bible is more than %10 truth.

Belief in a higher power is another thing but that power is no different that a force like gravity unless you believe in aliens seeding our planet.

notime 03-15-2010 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 16948450)

Junior here, did have a point.

Nobody could ever prove God does NOT exist either :2 cents:

BradM 03-15-2010 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesinner (Post 16948475)
No one of any real intelligence believes that the bible is more than %10 truth.

Belief in a higher power is another thing but that power is no different that a force like gravity unless you believe in aliens seeding our planet.

volcanoes are just bins of alien cum. I thought that was common knowledge. Anyone who doesn't believe it is getting war declared on them. Sheeeeeittt

27tim 03-15-2010 02:58 PM

God did not create man, man however created God.

MRock 03-15-2010 02:59 PM

after you die ;)

trevesty 03-15-2010 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoplifter (Post 16948419)
Except for the part where Einstein was Jewish and shit.

Except for the part where Einstein was pantheist and shit.

You're both wrong :thumbsup

trevesty 03-15-2010 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notime (Post 16948486)
Junior here, did have a point.

Nobody could ever prove God does NOT exist either :2 cents:

You also couldn't disprove the existence of my friend Johnny who tells me to masturbate every day at 4:30pm to elephants mating.

Things existing only in your head cannot be disproven simply because they exist only in your head.. no where in nature, with any empirical evidence or data to back them up.

Caligari 03-15-2010 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 16948401)
When should I tell my son God is fake?

Right before he strikes you dead for saying he doesnt exist.

j/k, probably just after you explain the Santa Claus cover up.

pornguy 03-15-2010 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikesTraffic (Post 16948422)
I'm a firm believer in letting your children know what you believe and why you believe it and then giving them the freedom to do research and decide as to what they believe.

Yep I think I agree with this.

mayabong 03-15-2010 03:18 PM

Tell him the whole jesus bit was made by the Roman Empire.

NaughtyRob 03-15-2010 03:21 PM

Never, let him decide for himself.

bjlover 03-15-2010 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 16948401)
When should I tell my son God is fake?

The day after you tell him the world is not flat which will be about 10 minutes after he realises that you are more stupid than he is fucktard

bjlover 03-15-2010 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GetNaughty (Post 16948590)
Never, let him decide for himself.

yeh, same as letting him decide if the world is flat and if the tooth fairy lives, what a fucking idiot you are :2 cents:

closer 03-15-2010 03:30 PM

Just tell him God is on a holiday

notime 03-15-2010 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trevesty (Post 16948550)
You also couldn't disprove the existence of my friend Johnny who tells me to masturbate every day at 4:30pm to elephants mating.

Things existing only in your head cannot be disproven simply because they exist only in your head.. no where in nature, with any empirical evidence or data to back them up.

True :winkwink:

Mankind always been seeking for evidence, prove and data.

Maybe God, nature/universe/love/etc. are all the same, who really knows?

xmas13 03-15-2010 03:37 PM

http://flipthatbird.com/wp-content/u...t-painting.jpg

michael.kickass 03-15-2010 03:40 PM

The sooner the better.:2 cents:

rowan 03-15-2010 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikesTraffic (Post 16948422)
I'm a firm believer in letting your children know what you believe and why you believe it and then giving them the freedom to do research and decide as to what they believe.

Trouble is that if you start impressing your beliefs upon them at too young an age they don't know any better. My wife is a christian, I'm not, my 4 year old daughter goes to church and talks about jesus and god... I'm not 100% happy with that.

HorseShit 03-15-2010 04:16 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...s_Monument.jpg

thy shall not steal

Gerco 03-15-2010 04:16 PM

"God isn't fake. He's right here. with us. Always. even though sometimes it doesn't seem like it, he is."


Post proof or be banned!

borked 03-15-2010 04:19 PM

This is why religion is forbidden in state schools in the country I live in.

We tell our kids to listen to teachers, and then when they teach such drivel we must tell them to ignore these parts. Fuck that.
Religion belongs in churches, synagogues, mosques, anywhere but where I send my kids.

Thank you very much, but screw that.

borked 03-15-2010 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trevesty (Post 16948550)
You also couldn't disprove the existence of my friend Johnny who tells me to masturbate every day at 4:30pm to elephants mating.

Things existing only in your head cannot be disproven simply because they exist only in your head.. no where in nature, with any empirical evidence or data to back them up.

Strange example to give - If I were with you at 4:30pm and you said that Johnny told you to masturbate, and knowing that I can see, I'd say Johnny didn't exist in reality.

However, should you say, 20 years ago, Johnny existed and every day he told me to masturbate, and each time he told me I documented it, then yeah, I couldn't disagree with you, since I have no knowing that he existed or not.

rokoroko 03-15-2010 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 27tim (Post 16948512)
God did not create man, man however created God.

probably most relevant comment

GAMEFINEST 03-15-2010 04:48 PM

pray to me ..

smutnut 03-15-2010 06:47 PM

How do you know God is fake? What if you tell him God is fake and God turns out to be real? That would really fucking suck! Why don't you just let him figure it out for himself, the way he will probably have to figure out how to have sex (unless you are going to teach him how to do that too).

SmokeyTheBear 03-15-2010 08:46 PM

it would be just as silly to say god is fake as it would be to say god is real. Neither statement is based on any facts.

Grapesoda 03-15-2010 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 16948401)
When should I tell my son God is fake?
My son is 9 and he now knows that Santa is made up. When do I tell him the truth about God being made up too?

I tried looking all around us, I didnt see God. Where should I look? Is it like Hide And Seek?

Answer:
Why in the world would you just lie to your son like that? God isn't fake. He's right here. with us. Always. even though sometimes it doesn't seem like it, he is.

Who else created this world?
evolution just doesn't make sense.
if evolution was real, then we would have come from PLANTS and plants work very very differntly than we do. They get food off of photosynitis and we eat. They dont even have blood! and dont tell me that it "evolved" because what could it evole from? all the animals out there-- yes, even the ape. Our intelligence level is really high, we have emotions, we make amazing things, we are very different! And if you deny this, you may just be lying to yourself. We are WAYY to complex to just come from...nothing. In the sum of it all there HAS to be a higher power, someone who created us. And if you look around, science proves it! Albert Einstien became more of a christian because he studied science, and figured out how everything worked. but in the end its your decision.
your choice-not mine.

you should be very honest and tell the kid your g_d is fake. you have no idea if others g_d is fake or not

2012 03-15-2010 08:51 PM

when you get solid proof he's fake

M0nk 03-15-2010 08:54 PM

just let him guess that one by himself...

Barefootsies 03-15-2010 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 16948434)
Actually Einstein was Jewish and near the end started to QUESTION religion. Heh I love how people don't even need facts to have opinions. I guess that makes believing in invisible things easier.


Bird 03-15-2010 10:37 PM

Don;t he will figure it out.

Just send his ass to college and have him take some philosophy classes.

Iron Fist 03-15-2010 10:43 PM

Come on you guys aren't afraid of a little "Judgement Day" action are you? You just don't know do ya.... until your dead. Roll the dice!

Arnox 03-15-2010 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notime (Post 16948486)
Junior here, did have a point.

Nobody could ever prove God does NOT exist either :2 cents:

You present a false dichotomy here. In theory, you can't disprove my statement of "There is a large teapot on the other side of the moon". Does this mean anything? No - because the likelihood of either option being true/false is not 50/50.

Also, the burden of proof rests upon the person making the claim. There's no need for someone to "disprove" God unless you can provide evidence to support your claim.

Don't get me wrong - I'm sure people get by just fine without going deep into the whole God/No God debate. If you want to believe that someone's looking over you, be my guest. Just don't start blowing people up and stuff, then it gets bad. :)

PornstarXS 03-15-2010 11:13 PM

God is in all of us, it's called our conscience. No higher being. God was made up to scare the masses. So was the devil. When the intelligent ones (and crazies lol) realized 'bull shit!' they had to create government policing. God's too busy killing the innocent, starving the poor - to punish the thieves and sinners.

don't worry about telling him about god, usually grade 6 is when reasoning kicks in. ...take me to your leader. beam me up scottie. nanoo-nanoo!

M0nk 03-15-2010 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notime (Post 16948486)
Junior here, did have a point.

Nobody could ever prove God does NOT exist either :2 cents:

well... Homer Simpson did!

georgeyw 03-15-2010 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 16948420)
Does God exist? Interesting question.

Does a teacher exist? Does a genius exist? Does a retard exist? Does Karen O exist?

These are all titles and lables. It is difficult to figure out.

http://www.mufunyo.net/stfu/stfu33.jpg

potter 03-15-2010 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 16948401)
We are WAYY to complex to just come from...nothing. In the sum of it all there HAS to be a higher power, someone who created us.


TIMEOUT


So, you're telling me. WE are too complex to have come from nothing.

............. but GOD isn't too complex to have come from nothing?


Ohhhhhhhhhh that's right. When talking about the gee oh dee, rules go out the window. :arcadefre

M0nk 03-15-2010 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M0nk (Post 16949259)
well... Homer Simpson did!

here it is: http://religiousfreaks.com/2006/04/1...-doesnt-exist/

nico-t 03-16-2010 07:27 AM

if youre not religious how did he get the god brainwashing in the first place?

CaptainHowdy 03-16-2010 07:32 AM

Why force either your belief or your non-belief onto him in the first place?


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