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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-12-2010 12:41 AM

I'm starting to get jaded by this internet bullshit...
 
Every day, day in and day out, all I deal with is fucking morons. Most of the users on the forums, fucking idiots. All of the people who buy the garbage products we promote, 100% fucking god damned certified fucking idiots.

This whole job entails digging into the mind of the consumer, picking over stats, analyzing data. All this data points to one solid undeniable fact. That the majority of the population is absolutely fucking retarded.

I thought it was rough when I started gaining an understanding of people's perversions promoting adult. Running the numbers, seeing what terms got the most searches. Seeing exactly what people were searching for online, and in what capacities. I thought I could escape this mind-melting catastrophe that is the adult industry when I started getting into mainstream promotions. Fuck me, the perversion you see in adult promo is mild. My primary mainstream income is in weightloss and beauty related products. Which when I began understanding more, almost, maybe even exceeds the disgust I found in adult.

Maybe I'm having some difficulty expressing the feeling I am having right now because I am stoned as shit, but this whole 'feeling' has been creeping up on me more and more. Like the only thing aside from money that I've taken away from the whole internet marketing world , is a distinct hatred for people in general.

I dunno, this is a rambling post, but does anyone even relate a little to it? I'm disgusted by both my own business, the business I promote, and the consumer. If this business has done anything to me, it seems like it seems as though the primary effect it has had, is that I have lost all faith in humanity. Sometimes I feel like I'd be further off in life digging ditches for a living, being oblivious to everything....

Man I can't stand people, you're all fucking garbage.


:1orglaugh



:disgust



:(:(:(:(

Agent 488 04-12-2010 12:44 AM

icq me a xrumer crack if you have one.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-12-2010 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17024958)
icq me a xrumer crack if you have one.

xrumers? whatever are you talking about?

Agent 488 04-12-2010 12:49 AM

this shit is a waste of life i agree. or it may be just the weather.

papill0n 04-12-2010 12:50 AM

are you guys hackers????

halfpint 04-12-2010 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17024958)
icq me a xrumer crack if you have one.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

mayabong 04-12-2010 01:02 AM

Even though you're apparently jewish and I'm anti zionist we can still come together and agree on this subject. Although if you are jewish then you already know that the gentiles are subhuman.

Agent 488 04-12-2010 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayabong (Post 17024990)
Even though you're apparently jewish and I'm anti zionist we can still come together and agree on this subject. Although if you are jewish then you already know that the gentiles are subhuman.

if your anti-jewish stereotypes were true then he would have no issue picking the pockets of sheep gentiles.

please keep your anti-semitism out of this thread and please return to the op's general misanthropy.

rock-reed 04-12-2010 01:10 AM

And I feel, so much depends on the weather
So is it raining in your bedroom?
And I see, that these are the eyes of disarray
Would you even care?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-12-2010 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17024965)
this shit is a waste of life i agree. or it may be just the weather.

I hope it's just the weather, but I'm kind of serious at the same time.

It's like, I know that half the shit I promote is nothing but snake oil worthless garbage, that isn't half what it claims to be. Doesn't deliver anything near what is claimed to deliver. I know that the people who singup's credit cards are going to get banged up the ass. The sponsors are fucking the affiliates. The affiliates are fucking the surfer via the sponsors. Affiliates are getting fucking by freelances and outsourcers. Outsources and freelancers are getting fucked by affiliates. It's all a giant who can fuck who first game, and at the end of the line are the poor idiots getting fucked the hardest.

I guess all I'm trying to say, is pulling the trigger and fucking that idiot up the ass over and over again has left me jaded. In essence I could say my job "Is to fuck idiots over...." :1orglaugh

Agent 488 04-12-2010 01:15 AM

same out there in the "real world" although sometimes more slower and not as obvious.

sure amazon can deliver a rare book in two days but at the same speed the internet can show you the douchebag reality of the human condition.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17024999)
I hope it's just the weather, but I'm kind of serious at the same time.

It's like, I know that half the shit I promote is nothing but snake oil worthless garbage, that isn't half what it claims to be. Doesn't deliver anything near what is claimed to deliver. I know that the people who singup's credit cards are going to get banged up the ass. The sponsors are fucking the affiliates. The affiliates are fucking the surfer via the sponsors. Affiliates are getting fucking by freelances and outsourcers. Outsources and freelancers are getting fucked by affiliates. It's all a giant who can fuck who first game, and at the end of the line are the poor idiots getting fucked the hardest.

I guess all I'm trying to say, is pulling the trigger and fucking that idiot up the ass over and over again has left me jaded.... :1orglaugh


mayabong 04-12-2010 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17024995)
if your anti-jewish stereotypes were true then he would have no issue picking the pockets of sheep gentiles.

please keep your anti-semitism out of this thread and please return to the op's general misanthropy.

For one thing I love stereotypes cause most of them are true. Weather you're white black jewish whatever, stop being so sensitive. As far as equating anti-zionist with anti-jew... obviously you have no idea what you're talking about. ;). I actually agree with what angry jew cat is saying 100%.

Agent 488 04-12-2010 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayabong (Post 17025012)
For one thing I love stereotypes cause most of them are true. Weather you're white black jewish whatever, stop being so sensitive. As far as equating anti-zionist with anti-jew... obviously you have no idea what you're talking about. ;)

you are child's play to me mike. stfu.

mayabong 04-12-2010 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17025016)
you are child's play to me mike. stfu.

Ok whatever thats supposed to mean lol :1orglaugh

Owner 04-12-2010 02:07 AM

Flowers for Algernon

Sarah_Jayne 04-12-2010 02:25 AM

Whenever I get like that I think back to what it was like to commute on the train into the city every day.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-12-2010 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Owner (Post 17025057)
Flowers for Algernon

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flowers_for_Algernon
"touches upon many different ethical and moral themes such as the treatment of the mentally disabled."

ya, something like that :1orglaugh

mrjoint 04-12-2010 02:46 AM

I do sometime get philosophical when I am drunk & high. I used to feel guilty about having sexy with chicks, when I knew I was never gonna call them or go out with them again, then I found out half of them are already either married or in a relationship and still fucking around. So why was I feeling bad.

Same goes to internet marketing. I have marketed anything from penis pills to stupid phone jacks I know that never worked. But still keeps bringing money. I became an affiliate marketer when the company I worked for, drop me off like a hooker once they found cheap work force. I started selling all kinds of stuff on ebay (this was in 2002 ) so I could pay my rent and student loans. But I got my ass handed to me, Charge backs and all kind of ebay frauds... consumers are not innocent as they claim to be, all these mfuckers are fucking crooks.

When I stated to accept the world for what it is, one fucking big gangbanging giant pile of shit, I made more money, because I made sure I wasn't going to play nice anymore.
But I still get screwed time to time, but I try not to let these things get to me.

But I agree, it does make you wonder, specially when you light up that pinnaple express ... :)

mikeyddddd 04-12-2010 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17024952)
I'm starting to get jaded by this internet bullshit...


$5 submissions 04-12-2010 05:13 AM

I can empathize but I definitely suggest including some sort of outdoor activity in your daily routine. Will take the edge off.

Barefootsies 04-12-2010 05:20 AM


Caligari 04-12-2010 05:24 AM

The problem IS mainstream...99 percent of the shit people are selling in mainstream is bullshit!

Porn is far more honest, you sell something to someone looking for something and you deliver it. If you're selling midget porn you deliver midget porn etc.

Yes you still have to deal with idiots along the way, but its far better than the constant wall of crapitude inherent in mainstream.

CaptainHowdy 04-12-2010 05:42 AM

Jewish people tend to complain this much...

mopek1 04-12-2010 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 17025326)
The problem IS mainstream...

Porn is far more honest, you sell something to someone looking for something and you deliver it.

I've always thought that too ... The surfer knows what he is getting, pays $30 or whatever and gets to watch what was promised. Cancels when he's done and that's it.

ottopottomouse 04-12-2010 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17024952)
I'm starting to get jaded by this internet bullshit...

You sound a bit like I feel whenever I go anywhere near one of those nine mile long landing pages full of utter bullshit testimonials and ridiculous claims about product abilities.

I just end up thinking if you are stupid enough to buy this then it serves you right if ThinInAWeek Syrup makes the entire contents of your torso fall out of your arse or DoubleYourCockSize Lotion makes your cock sting like you've dipped it in acid.

My moron exposure level seems to be pretty high at the moment and as a result I end up not only having no sympathy with genuine idiots but can end up being a bit callous over anybodies misfortune if it even remotely looks like they may have brought their problems on themself.

Arnox 04-12-2010 06:00 AM

I've always slept soundly at night because of one thing; placebo.

If people think they're going to join a dating and find love they might push that little bit harder in the real world. If someone buys weight loss pills they might think they've lost weight and suddenly start to love the body they're in. If someone wants to join a porn site and thinks the orgasm he feels is pleasure then so be it - we're all human, we're all in it for ourselves.

Adult entertainment is great, at least you know the shit you're selling is having a chemically induced, tangible feeling of pleasure.

FrozenJag 04-12-2010 06:26 AM

Go buy a shovel and dig for 5 minutes and you will change your tune in a hurry. ;)

cykoe6 04-12-2010 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17024952)
Every day, day in and day out, all I deal with is fucking morons. Most of the users on the forums, fucking idiots. All of the people who buy the garbage products we promote, 100% fucking god damned certified fucking idiots.

This whole job entails digging into the mind of the consumer, picking over stats, analyzing data. All this data points to one solid undeniable fact. That the majority of the population is absolutely fucking retarded.

I thought it was rough when I started gaining an understanding of people's perversions promoting adult. Running the numbers, seeing what terms got the most searches. Seeing exactly what people were searching for online, and in what capacities. I thought I could escape this mind-melting catastrophe that is the adult industry when I started getting into mainstream promotions. Fuck me, the perversion you see in adult promo is mild. My primary mainstream income is in weightloss and beauty related products. Which when I began understanding more, almost, maybe even exceeds the disgust I found in adult.

Maybe I'm having some difficulty expressing the feeling I am having right now because I am stoned as shit, but this whole 'feeling' has been creeping up on me more and more. Like the only thing aside from money that I've taken away from the whole internet marketing world , is a distinct hatred for people in general.

I dunno, this is a rambling post, but does anyone even relate a little to it? I'm disgusted by both my own business, the business I promote, and the consumer. If this business has done anything to me, it seems like it seems as though the primary effect it has had, is that I have lost all faith in humanity. Sometimes I feel like I'd be further off in life digging ditches for a living, being oblivious to everything....

Man I can't stand people, you're all fucking garbage.


:1orglaugh



:disgust



:(:(:(:(

I agree with every word you just said. Sums up my feelings exactly.

mmcfadden 04-12-2010 07:32 AM

It's not mainstream shit products... its people in general are assholes. So true, mainstream brings out way bigger assholes then in adult. When somebody wants to cancel a subscription or is having a problem in adult I can cordial emails stating whatever the problem is.

Mainstream... I get emails like this...

"please remove my information from your web site this service was free and is free from our engineering so with all due respect go fuck your selfs"

"You guys are unbelievable, you are really charging for this service? wow..... I am done using your website, i have designed my own program in VB .NET. Good luck getting customers."

"It's bullshit that you don't mention that you have to pay after you register in order to see the details. Make it more clear and remove me from any bullshit mailing list you put me on. thanks."

... and so on, and so on. This is from a site that engineers loved when it was free. All assholes... all so called professionals in engineering. They send from their company email as well

Cyndalie 04-12-2010 07:35 AM

The conclusions are the same regardless of the 'industry'.

BestXXXPorn 04-12-2010 08:44 AM

My favorite is how people cancel memberships by issuing charge backs...

They forgot they had a SUBSCRIPTION and didn't cancel it so it's apparently the company's fault that they were billed again even though they digitally signed a contract to be billed again...

Personal responsibility is a thing of the past!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-12-2010 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 17025260)
Jew, go snowboarding there is still plenty of snow. Just get out. Second, build something uniquely your own with the skills you've learned. I do the stuff to pay my bills and then I have fun projects.

There is always a way to make money on the interweb. I remember back in late 2005 when people thought I was crazy building a medical network selling Laser eye surgeries, hair transplants, and lumineers. Made a fortune and it all started with selling penis pills.

The point is, you can go digging for gold in your backyard and odds are you won't find any but there just might be diamonds, oil, coal, etc. Hell, start data mining if you don't want to deal with idiots because there are fools who will always buy that shit. :2 cents:

Lifts are closed here, so that has left me hiking. Heading up for a hike today with some friends though, looks like the sun is gonna be out. just a quick hike up to the top of the pass to drink some beers and have a fire maybe.

The issue isn't that I can't find a way to make money or a product that sells. Or a method that works. I am doing both. The issue is that while I'm watching the leads roll in, I can't help but think. These people, each and every one of them, is a fucking retard. A year or two ago it reached a point where I just didn't give a fuck any more and I began finding it entertaining how weak-minded and easily lead into these traps the population is when it comes to marketing.

I like the money and the fact that I'm unbound by schedules in my work, I'm not so much liking the picture of people in general that my job has painted for me in my mind. The internet openly exposes mankind for exactly what it is, and when day in and day out your job consists of sifting through numbers and data looking for the 'weak spots' so to speak, I don't understand how you can not turn into a slightly negative fuck.

If you were to ask me how I felt about people, the first thing that I think of is all the god damned idiots and how easily they're walked all over. Then I realize, that my job is doing that walking over, ignoring any moral hangups that maybe get in the way of it, and doing so all for money so I can buy a bunch of overpriced shit I don't really too. :1orglaugh

Oh us people, we make me shake my head... :1orglaugh

BradM 04-12-2010 09:05 AM

I've accepted long ago 90% of people are complete idiots. Go out in public. Go to a comedy show - go to a venue where you interact with other "general population" folks. Everything they say is stupid. Uneducated ignorant fuck heads ... the entire lot.

I was jaded for about 4 years over this. You can probably tell this by reading my stuff on GFY over the years. What I have recently realized is it just doesn't matter. I won't ever save the whales, I won't ever make green technology mainstream, I won't ever cure a disease, and no one else will either.

This sad realization has brought me inner peace knowing I have 40... maybe at the MOST 70 years on the planet left and instead of worrying about everyone else I am going to just try to be as happy as I can within my frame work and enjoy MY life.

Even if people in public try to bring me down (idiots in bars being aggressive, loud fat blacks at disneyland pushing into lines etc) I will just ignore it and realize their lives are just as meaningless as mine - they are just going to die faster due to stress and being fat idiots.

This is a poorly constructed and thought out rant.
Cliffnotes: I truly no longer care what others do or how stupid they are, I just want to live a long happy healthy life.

CarlosTheGaucho 04-12-2010 11:01 AM

I guess I know how you feel,

The problem is most of the industries basically run on bullshit

The general trend is to create and exploit as much idiocy as possible, it doesn't matter where or what business you're in, we're basically living in the age of globalized idiocy, cliches, fake promises, fake reality and informational chaos.

People scamming other people, companies scamming other companies, countries scamming other countries, banks scamming everybody.

And if you find yourself a way to conduct business the right way - which means say a responsible, hand shake approach, proper products and proper relationships, you better hold on tight - cause you're still going to compete with pushers selling crap in devastating volumes.

It's not that hard to figure out that you can't get ripped in 4 weeks, that there's no SEO billionaire shortcut bullshit or that your cock won't save the world's peace.

Unfortunately, the evolution stopped a long time ago, we've came a long way from illiterate creatures with no manners to illiterate creatures with no manners.

The living conditions are ridiculously good these days, which in general enforces comfortable dumbness and impotent narcissism, instead of living the real deal.

Exciting times :)

BradM 04-12-2010 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 17026081)
The living conditions are ridiculously good these days, which in general enforces comfortable dumbness and impotent narcissism, instead of living the real deal.

I guess the only way how to keep the sanity more or less going these days is to try to have as much fun as possible (without harming anyone).

That really sums up my mantra in a very nice way. Though I personally would change the last bit to "without harming anyTHING". That's just a personal goal though. Preserve the planet and maybe more people can live fulfilling lives.

CarlosTheGaucho 04-12-2010 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 17026088)
That really sums up my mantra in a very nice way. Though I personally would change the last bit to "without harming anyTHING". That's just a personal goal though. Preserve the planet and maybe more people can live fulfilling lives.

lol

I edited that out not to sound too "mellow" (:winkwink:)

Argos88 04-12-2010 11:19 AM

some people lose so much time writing here.. hours and hours per day...

is it really worth it at all?

.

smutnut 04-12-2010 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17024952)
Every day, day in and day out, all I deal with is fucking morons. Most of the users on the forums, fucking idiots. All of the people who buy the garbage products we promote, 100% fucking god damned certified fucking idiots.

This whole job entails digging into the mind of the consumer, picking over stats, analyzing data. All this data points to one solid undeniable fact. That the majority of the population is absolutely fucking retarded.

:(:(:(:(

Now you know how a Crack Dealer feels! :thumbsup:1orglaugh

smutnut 04-12-2010 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Argos88 (Post 17026154)
some people lose so much time writing here.. hours and hours per day...

is it really worth it at all?

.

If you have to worry about that, "No" it's not worth it. Do you really have to ask that?

woj 04-12-2010 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 17025663)
I use to be nice in my mainstream email site replies and then discovered something that works well and will flood your site with traffic and sponsor clicks. This just happened a week ago..

Email: I just discovered your website on my sons computer and there are pictures of half naked women in swimsuits on your family friendly site so I demand you delete his user account NOW!

Email reply: Say please!

Email: Take it off now or I will call Google and your sponsors and get your site banned from the Internet..

Email reply: You know, you can log into the account and just delete yourself right?

Email: No, I did not know this..

Email reply: That's because you're a stupid cunt, now go kick your 4th husband off the couch so he can go to Walmart for more gin/juice and a 32 pack of cinnabuns.

Email: You are rude and I am going to tell everyone I know not to visit xxxxxxx.com

Email reply: STFU!


......works every time and you are correct, mainstream is a lot harsher place. :2 cents:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

woj 04-12-2010 12:31 PM

What OP said reminds me of the movie Idiocracy... as older and wiser I get, it becomes clearer that we are headed to the world like shown in Idiocracy... :2 cents:

selena 04-12-2010 12:35 PM

Welcome to my world circa 2008.

cykoe6 04-12-2010 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayabong (Post 17024990)
....the gentiles are subhuman.

I cant believe it Maya. We agree on something again! :thumbsup :winkwink:

scubadiver626 04-12-2010 05:36 PM

I must say, this post got me a lil verklempt!

You must have developed shpilkis in your genechtagazoink.

*sips his coffee*

talk amongst yourselves, I'll give you a topic.
Did Truman drop the bomb on the Japanese to end the war or to scare the hell out of the Russians? Discuss.

2012 04-12-2010 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 17026449)
What OP said reminds me of the movie Idiocracy... as older and wiser I get, it becomes clearer that we are headed to the world like shown in Idiocracy... :2 cents:

we're already there

GatorB 04-12-2010 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17024952)
I dunno, this is a rambling post, but does anyone even relate a little to it? I'm disgusted by both my own business, the business I promote, and the consumer. If this business has done anything to me, it seems like it seems as though the primary effect it has had, is that I have lost all faith in humanity. Sometimes I feel like I'd be further off in life digging ditches for a living, being oblivious to everything....

Man I can't stand people, you're all fucking garbage.

Yeah I can relate. I figured out people before I ever got on the internet. The internet just confirms it.


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