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Evil Chris 04-21-2010 06:38 AM

What's the longest you have ever gone without taking a shower?
 
I was watching a show last night which make me wonder this.

For me I think it was around 12-14 days. I was doing cold weather combat training in New Brunswick during my military days. Minus 40C in the training area most of the time.

Barefootsies 04-21-2010 06:41 AM

A week maybe.

Jman 04-21-2010 06:41 AM

Couple of days at the most on camping or fishing trips

andrej_NDC 04-21-2010 06:47 AM

2+ weeks, when I had some birthmarks removed. It was a nightmare.

BestXXXPorn 04-21-2010 06:57 AM

Four weeks in the field... I was in Australia and missed my one chance to get a shower on week two... baby wipes are your friend when you deploy to the middle of nowhere in a foreign country :P

Ross 04-21-2010 07:32 AM

I haven't gone longer than 40 hours, if that! Friday night shower, hangover all day Saturday, shower Sunday morning...

Sid70 04-21-2010 07:54 AM

even on my military course i had a bucket of water over myself every 2 hours. Yeah it was hot under the burning sun.

cwd 04-21-2010 08:00 AM

yeah, two weeks would be the longest for me. It actually felt kind of good...in a weird way.

ShellyCrash 04-21-2010 08:00 AM

I don't think I've ever gone more than a week, tops, even as a dirty little punk rock kid.

Bryan G 04-21-2010 08:02 AM

I need to shower daily, do not feel right if i dont. Dont ever remember not showering at least once a day

L-Pink 04-21-2010 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Bryan (Post 17059581)
I need to shower daily, do not feel right if i dont. Dont ever remember not showering at least once a day

I'm with you on that.


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quiet 04-21-2010 08:29 AM

2 years ago in Cambodia, remote jungles, no way to shower... around 3 weeks. But we did work out way out to the ocean every day.

Fiddler 04-21-2010 08:43 AM

I've taken 3 weeks or so without a shower before, just couldnt be bothered, was during summer when I was out swimming, having water fights just pissing about in water anyways so guess that was basically the showering that was needed.

ErectMedia 04-21-2010 08:43 AM

2 days and that only happened when I was busy working a couple times or hungover after a weekend night and didn't leave, I wont leave without a shower.

Chosen 04-21-2010 09:04 AM

I don't remember... :)
Now I'm taking a shower several times a day.

Amputate Your Head 04-21-2010 09:05 AM

6 months while at war. (although I did take whore baths out of a bucket.)

Sly 04-21-2010 09:09 AM

I think one month. When I had my back surgery.

I was expecting more replies like Amp's. I would assume anybody in the middle of active combat took some pretty long stretches.

quantum-x 04-21-2010 09:14 AM

2-3 weeks going across russia + mongolia.
Not really so bad when there's no humidity

CosmicTang 04-21-2010 09:17 AM

About 18 days sailing across the Pacific. I did use baby wipes and a sponge and salt water though.

CIVMatt 04-21-2010 09:22 AM

couple weeks in the Marines buried in the ground I'm sure

Waddymelon 04-21-2010 09:32 AM

I take a shower every 3rd saturday even if I dont need it.

Amputate Your Head 04-21-2010 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waddymelon (Post 17059838)
I take a shower every 3rd saturday even if I dont need it.

Every third Saturday.... of the year? Or monthly?

Dwreck 04-21-2010 09:38 AM

Three days.....not long but with Bryan on this on.

I know some very successful guys with ladies swore not to shower before they went out they claimed it worked. I don't believe it

Waddymelon 04-21-2010 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17059846)
Every third Saturday.... of the year? Or monthly?

Ok, lets say I took a shower this last Saturday. Actually I did because it was time to.

This Saturday, I wont. Or next Saturday. But the Saturday after that will be the third Saturday and even though I probably still wont need a shower by then, I'll take one anyway.

Yes I know, its kind of being wasteful with the water.

Evil Chris 04-21-2010 12:02 PM

This thread ended up making me feel dirty.

KILL_FRENZY 04-21-2010 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waddymelon (Post 17059896)
Ok, lets say I took a shower this last Saturday. Actually I did because it was time to.

This Saturday, I wont. Or next Saturday. But the Saturday after that will be the third Saturday and even though I probably still wont need a shower by then, I'll take one anyway.

Yes I know, its kind of being wasteful with the water.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

fatfoo 04-21-2010 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17059726)
6 months while at war. (although I did take whore baths out of a bucket.)

This whore system at war interests me. What are these whores at war and how do they function? I like your story. Good luck.

GrouchyAdmin 04-21-2010 01:30 PM

21 days.

My shower was busted and blowing water back down the wall, so I took baths until I decided it was time to tear into the wall and fix it.

kane 04-21-2010 01:36 PM

Probably somewhere around 7-10 days while out camping.

MrWho 04-21-2010 03:21 PM

I don't remember how long it was, but in the prison camp there where no water or electricity for several days, maybe iover a week.

ArsewithClass 04-21-2010 03:44 PM

WTF, here in the UK we take baths most of the time, squalor in our shit & then maybe rinse it off with the hand shower if we feel worthy hehe!


I take a bath pretty much each day but maybe shower once or twice a week also.

ArsewithClass 04-21-2010 03:49 PM

WTF, here in the UK we take baths most of the time, squalor in our shit & then maybe rinse it off with the hand shower if we feel worthy hehe!


I take a bath pretty much each day but maybe shower once or twice a week also.

OY 04-21-2010 04:52 PM

13 days sailing across the Atlantic - we did jump in the ocean about half way across though... That was kind of weird considering it was thousands of feet straight down.

ArsewithClass 04-21-2010 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oystein (Post 17061659)
13 days sailing across the Atlantic - we did jump in the ocean about half way across though... That was kind of weird considering it was thousands of feet straight down.

wow fucking wee man. That is so fucking cool! :thumbsup

Spunky 04-21-2010 05:21 PM

I can only wait a day,I gets too funky

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-21-2010 05:27 PM

Back in my bush days as a wild mushroom picker i went over 2 months. But to be fair I jumped in the river every day, and soaped down ever other couple days. When you're stomping around out in the bush all day everyday around old forest fire beds, sweaty and covered in ash and dirt, you never really get clean that way though. You forget about it after a while. :1orglaugh

StrokeKing 04-21-2010 05:49 PM

a week when i was confine on hospital. but they do a regular sponge bath on me.

Forest 04-21-2010 05:58 PM

once a month.

my dogs smell better then me

BIGTYMER 04-21-2010 06:14 PM

If I don't shower everyday I feel gross and my hair gets nasty. Yeah. :)

munki 04-21-2010 06:15 PM

This thread has BO

halfpint 04-21-2010 06:21 PM

I think a few days while out in the bush over in SA Now I have to shower every day I hate the smell of cock cheese..

Honez 04-21-2010 06:23 PM

5 days while in the hospital after surgery.

FrozenJag 04-21-2010 06:30 PM

Probably around 2 weeks when I was very sick with the flu as a kid.

Probably 1 week without having a good reason. I normally take a shower every 1 to 3 days otherwise. Some days when you sit at the pc and never go outside there isnt much reason to take a shower. Though sometimes I take showers just to relax and catch my thoughts.

CYF 04-21-2010 06:34 PM

maybe a week tops

Theo 04-21-2010 07:09 PM

a week top and i served in the army.. i was one of the privileged soldiers lol..

SomeCreep 04-21-2010 07:52 PM

http://www.irishsentinel.com/wp-cont...01/pigpen1.jpg

weekly 04-21-2010 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 17059386)
I was watching a show last night which make me wonder this.

For me I think it was around 12-14 days. I was doing cold weather combat training in New Brunswick during my military days. Minus 40C in the training area most of the time.

In New Brunswick, no one would have noticed.

brentbacardi 04-21-2010 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck (Post 17059867)
Three days.....not long but with Bryan on this on.

I know some very successful guys with ladies swore not to shower before they went out they claimed it worked. I don't believe it

Um yeah when you shower before you go out and shave or at least trim it you get way more head on your dates FYI... :winkwink:

CosmicTang 04-22-2010 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oystein (Post 17061659)
13 days sailing across the Atlantic - we did jump in the ocean about half way across though... That was kind of weird considering it was thousands of feet straight down.


Did that in the other Ocean. Trippy isn't it?

David! 04-22-2010 11:18 AM

I have to take a shower after ready that thread :1orglaugh


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