Oh fuck yes, They're actually making Machete into a full length film!
 

Some times dreams do come true! This is gonna fucking own...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machete_%28film%29

I just read that it's Lindsay Lohan's next film, since she just got shitcanned from the other one smutnut posted about.

Ya, that's what tipped me off, can't believe I missed this news :thumbsup

I am fucking stoked.

hooooly shit i have to see this. plus, danny trejo is the coolest mother fucker on the planet.

We were talking about this last night. The cast is amazing- Robert Deniro, Steven Segal, Don Johnson... fucking hllarious. Man, if it sucks I am going to be soooo broken hearted.

I remember the very first thing I thought when I saw it at the beginning of the DVD was "Holy fuck I hope that's a real movie" Then I was so disappointed after Googling the hell out of it and finding out there were no plans. Well now it's happening. Fuck ya!

You and me both :2 cents:

On a side note, I'm praying like mad for a Jessica Alba / Linday Lohan makeout, but hey I can't be asking too much can I?

Love the 70s porno music in the beginning.

Nice...nudity and it's still on YT. Too cool for them to take down. Robert Rodriguez kicks ass.

:1orglaugh i like this shit

Going to be a classic...

Mebbe not a "real" cinema landmark, but fuck those tards; after all, "From Dusk Till Dawn" is one of the best movies of the last 50 years, and still completely disregarded...

:D

I love Dusk Till Dawn so much. Its one of those rare movies that surprises you & winds up being much better than you ever expected it to be.

instant classic. when a little blurb at the beginning of a movie can gather a cult following for a movie before it's even out you know it's going to be good. that or so terrible it's good. one way or the other.

i really really can't see them fucking this up.

God has mercy... I don't.

I don't know what is Steven 'Seagull' doing in that cast but I surely wanna see it!

Same here. And sure we aren't the only ones.

Another EPIC movie :)
You cant really go wrong with that crew

That's gonna be awesome.... will be a great addition to the collection. :thumbsup

finally Danny Trejo is getting what he deserves - a leading role

this is going to be awesome - can't wait

Pretty sure it's already been shot and in the can for a while.