I had some 31yo chick giving me head and banging herself at the restaurant table:
 

I picked up this 31yo chick sitting at the bar. took her out the next day she was all asking me "do i ever get flustered" i was like "no i never do" shes all like "nothing at all would make you flustered". i was like "well one thing" then i popped a raging hard on with my fucking snake. and i was like "maybe if you put your hands in my pants. then she was like "now are you flustered" i was like "maybe if i came in your mouth"

LOLLLLLLLLLLLZ she then starts giving me head and banging herself, waitress walks by and my cock was hanging out under the table, the chick covered it im sure if the waitress saw it she would be begging to suck it also.

:thumbsup

You tha' man.

Are you on a boat or a horse right now?

lol ... wtf? :thumbsup

Check out that old spice commercial, then you'll get it.

i am on pimp mode is what im on. :thumbsup

He's actually half-horse, half-man.

I was at a club a while back with some MILF and she was sucking my dick in an upstairs booth and a downstairs bouncer figures out whats going on and shines his big ass flashlight on me and says in a megaphone voice, "Put it away pornstar or I'm gonna put it away for you."

:1orglaugh

fuckin PLAYA HATA,

i was in vancouver and fuckin this chick poolside at the hotel at 3am, this chinese guy comes in and is like "UUUUUU GET OUTTA HUR OR I CALL COPS" then he stands there and watches lolz. WTF

you made me smile on that dude!!!

Sweet! :)

it was fun!

i been working so much i forget how much these small dates are.

i was driving down I-95 today, stopped at a rest stop and got a blowjob through the glory hole in the men's bathroom...

i think dirty d was on the other side, but i can't be sure if he's allowed out of state or not and this wasnt in florida....




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hmmmmm *gets in car and drives towards I-95*

And the herpes virus spreads....

ive been checked many times and clean :)

i actually pick and choose who i fool around with. but as i know it can take only 1 time so i try not to count my blessings. :winkwink:

you should start to write fantasy books

I remember this episode - Penthouse Letters - April 1985

one time, at band camp ...

this is a bold faced lie. we all know oral sex is illegal in alberta. im reporting you to the appropriate anti-getting-sucked-off authority immediately.

amazing..

I think he liked you and was hoping you would let him put it away :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

that is kind of funny, hehe

awesome stuff