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ShellyCrash 04-30-2010 11:25 AM

Death by Eel in Anus- Chinese prank goes Horribly Wrong
 
This has got to be one of the worst ways to die imagineable-

http://www.channingfrye.com/blog/wp-...008/11/eel.jpg

Quote:

A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.
Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.
Full article:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-RSS&ATTR=News

IF it is true, I mean - this is being published in the Sun- but if true at least the guy was passed out and hopefully didn't feel a thing.

FUCK :Oh crap

brassmonkey 04-30-2010 11:27 AM

yeah i just posted it this morning

MaDalton 04-30-2010 11:29 AM

ok - T minus 10 till someone posts the videos of the japanese girls with the living eels in their anus...

marketsmart 04-30-2010 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 17090385)
yeah i just posted it this morning

thanks for pointing that out...

it means the world to me.... :thumbsup








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CyberHustler 04-30-2010 11:30 AM

That's fuuuuuuuuuuuucked up...

_Richard_ 04-30-2010 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 17090375)
This has got to be one of the worst ways to die imagineable-

http://www.channingfrye.com/blog/wp-...008/11/eel.jpg



Full article:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-RSS&ATTR=News

IF it is true, I mean - this is being published in the Sun- but if true at least the guy was passed out and hopefully didn't feel a thing.

FUCK :Oh crap

that poor bastard

MaDalton 04-30-2010 11:32 AM

ok, i thought i'd take the burden on me...

http://www.spankwire.com/Japanese-An...rn/video42853/

CDSmith 04-30-2010 12:06 PM

Ah yes, the ancient art of anus-eeling. I've heard it's the experience of a lifetime.

I've now added it to my bucket list.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-30-2010 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 17090405)
ok, i thought i'd take the burden on me...

http://www.spankwire.com/Japanese-An...rn/video42853/

the classic eel pooping throwto video, lol

Loch 04-30-2010 12:14 PM

Man think about that poor eel ppl
Tried in vain to eat his way out....poor thing

spazlabz 04-30-2010 12:15 PM

what kind of a person would consider that a good joke? I tend to only get drunk around people I trust but if I woke up with anything stuffed into my anal cavity there would be swift and violent repercussions I mean DAMN!

spazlabz 04-30-2010 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 17090545)
Man think about that poor eel ppl
Tried in vain to eat his way out....poor thing

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
that is soooooooo gross LOL

michael.kickass 04-30-2010 12:17 PM

Holy fuck! :Oh crap

czarina 04-30-2010 12:18 PM

when I was a little girl, a guy was killed not far from my house from a similar prank.

This guy worked the night shift at the local water company, and some jerk colleagues that were always harrassing him about his weight (he was fat), went in one night, held him down and shoved a hose up his butt and turned it on. The water pressure was so tremendous that it made him explode.

talk about a terrible way to die!

LiveDose 04-30-2010 12:25 PM

Fucking weirdos. Poor guy.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-30-2010 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 17090549)
what kind of a person would consider that a good joke? I tend to only get drunk around people I trust but if I woke up with anything stuffed into my anal cavity there would be swift and violent repercussions I mean DAMN!


ShellyCrash 04-30-2010 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 17090385)
yeah i just posted it this morning

Sorry dude, I both checked the front page and did a search for eel before posting, nothing came up. :helpme

bbobby86 04-30-2010 01:34 PM

what a bastard...

Amputate Your Head 04-30-2010 01:34 PM

that is beyond fucked up.

spazlabz 04-30-2010 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17090643)

LOL that shit was funny! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ShellyCrash 04-30-2010 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina (Post 17090577)
when I was a little girl, a guy was killed not far from my house from a similar prank.

This guy worked the night shift at the local water company, and some jerk colleagues that were always harrassing him about his weight (he was fat), went in one night, held him down and shoved a hose up his butt and turned it on. The water pressure was so tremendous that it made him explode.

talk about a terrible way to die!

My god, that's awful. :Oh crap

I did alot of awful shit to people as a teenager, things I will most likely go to hell for if there is such a place, but at least we never killed anyone.

Deej 04-30-2010 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 17091001)
Sorry dude, I both checked the front page and did a search for eel before posting, nothing came up. :helpme

Fuck him! Live in the light girl!

Adam X 04-30-2010 02:13 PM

oooh those jap girls pouring eels into her ass with a funnel...
thats just fucking sick... I dread the thought of a spider crawling into my mouth or ear, let alone a fucking EEL in my ass... wtf!!

VeriSexy 04-30-2010 02:18 PM

Damn... what a way to go :(

kristin 04-30-2010 02:40 PM

That's pretty fucked up. Wow.

BobChezule 04-30-2010 02:51 PM

That Chappelle video is funny as hell.

ShellyCrash 04-30-2010 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17091045)
Fuck him! Live in the light girl!

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

DamnGoodRatio 04-30-2010 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 17090396)
ok - T minus 10 till someone posts the videos of the japanese girls with the living eels in their anus...

Looks like it only took 3 minutes, must be a new record ? ? ?

Caligari 04-30-2010 06:35 PM

http://www.celluloidheroreviews.com/...airplane_2.jpg
I guess I picked the wrong week to start putting eels in my anus.

brassmonkey 04-30-2010 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 17091001)
Sorry dude, I both checked the front page and did a search for eel before posting, nothing came up. :helpme

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=966070

fatfoo 04-30-2010 06:48 PM

That's even worse than the story about the woman who masturbated with a fish and then she gave birth to many small live moving fish (because the fish laid eggs in her womb).

GatorB 04-30-2010 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 17090375)
This has got to be one of the worst ways to die imagineable-


Full article:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-RSS&ATTR=News

IF it is true, I mean - this is being published in the Sun- but if true at least the guy was passed out and hopefully didn't feel a thing.

FUCK :Oh crap

Ok this story comes thesun so it's dubious to begin with. Even if true I'm not sure it's worse than the guy who died from getting fucked in the ass by a horse.

CDSmith 04-30-2010 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17092038)
That's even worse than the story about the woman who masturbated with a fish and then she gave birth to many small live moving fish (because the fish laid eggs in her womb).

Indeed. It's even worse than the kid who swallowed a watermelon seed and a watermelon started growing in his stomach. It had to be removed surgically but the kid lived, whereas the eel-in-the-anus guy died. So that's worse.

You and I are co-captains with the last name Obvious.

ShellyCrash 04-30-2010 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 17092037)

Don't hate, congratulate.

I made my best efforts. Your title was "bad joke" :Oh crap

brassmonkey 04-30-2010 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 17092123)
Don't hate, congratulate.

I made my best efforts. Your title was "bad joke" :Oh crap

yeah after he died they claimed it was a joke gone bad

Paul Markham 05-01-2010 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 17092044)
Ok this story comes thesun so it's dubious to begin with. Even if true I'm not sure it's worse than the guy who died from getting fucked in the ass by a horse.

You and me seem to be the only doubters. Would the acid in the bowl kill the ell before it killed the man is my thought.

Andro 05-01-2010 12:51 AM

damn...:Oh crap

Chosen 05-01-2010 02:34 AM

Weird things happening in China lately...

LoveSandra 05-01-2010 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose (Post 17090609)
Fucking weirdos. Poor guy.

:2 cents::thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

redwhiteandblue 05-01-2010 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 17092673)
You and me seem to be the only doubters. Would the acid in the bowl kill the ell before it killed the man is my thought.

No but the smell would.

halfpint 05-01-2010 04:25 AM

Damm what a crazy story

Davy 05-01-2010 05:43 AM

He was passed out drunk - so he probably didn't even notice...

Scott McD 05-01-2010 05:46 AM

He probably enjoyed it at the start thinking it was some black dude sticking his cock up his ass...

brassmonkey 05-01-2010 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 17092988)
He probably enjoyed it at the start thinking it was some black dude sticking his cock up his ass...

hahaha!!! :1orglaugh


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