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ottopottomouse 05-15-2010 03:58 AM

Sales down? It's because your site doesn't look like this
 
Looking at Mutt's can anybody identify this font? thread then going on a font hunt I just landed on ***WARNING VERY FLICKERY*** the most visually impressive site ever.



:Oh crap

awxm 05-15-2010 04:05 AM

Bet she flips a mean burger.

DigitalTheory 05-15-2010 04:06 AM

LMFAO. That is all. My eyes hurt. That is as bad as music playing in the background =\

Miguel 05-15-2010 04:21 AM

I am getting google.nl after clicking your URL

seeandsee 05-15-2010 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17142741)
Looking at Mutt's can anybody identify this font? thread then going on a font hunt I just landed on the most visually impressive site ever.



:Oh crap

pure design:thumbsup

Loch 05-15-2010 07:30 AM

omg
most anoying thing i have ever seen

Cyber Fucker 05-15-2010 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17142741)
Looking at Mutt's can anybody identify this font? thread then going on a font hunt I just landed on the most visually impressive site ever.



:Oh crap

Code:

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That's all I saw.

smutnut 05-15-2010 07:33 AM

:1orglaugh I just had a seizure worse than when I was trying to watch BLAIR WITCH and NYPD BLUE!

On the other hand, I've made some sites that will make you simply vomit from poor design :1orglaugh

Spankys Teens 05-15-2010 08:22 AM

great design - did u use the commodore 64 for that

Elli 05-15-2010 09:05 AM

I think I just got epilepsy. Thanks man.

Amputate Your Head 05-15-2010 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli (Post 17143175)
I think I just got epilepsy. Thanks man.

+1 :helpme

CaptainHowdy 05-15-2010 09:07 AM

I don't feel so well after wtaching that...

ottopottomouse 05-15-2010 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli (Post 17143175)
I think I just got epilepsy. Thanks man.

Shit. Sorry I never thought about that. I'll see if I can get it edited.

The Porn Nerd 05-15-2010 03:00 PM

Where do I send the ER bills? I had a fucking seizure, dude.

FlexxAeon 05-15-2010 03:03 PM

<hypnotized>

must...

swipe...

credit card....

</hypnotized>

brentbacardi 05-15-2010 03:08 PM

My eyes got all chinked, and I couldnt think straight, it was all a blur. I felt like I was high without the high... Sweet! :upsidedow

jjmerago 05-15-2010 03:09 PM

That reminds me of Homers "MR.X" site.

http://www.donatofurlani.it/img/Homer_website.png

LoveSandra 05-15-2010 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brentbacardi (Post 17143688)
My eyes got all chinked, and I couldnt think straight, it was all a blur. I felt like I was high without the high... Sweet! :upsidedow

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Matyko 08-05-2010 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjmerago (Post 17143690)
That reminds me of Homers "MR.X" site.

http://www.donatofurlani.it/img/Homer_website.png

don't forget his company: CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet :pimp

Trichstir 08-05-2010 12:27 PM

Don't pretend you all never made a site like Homer's... if you were around back then you probably did. ;)

Chosen 08-05-2010 12:27 PM

:1orglaugh

ArsewithClass 08-05-2010 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli (Post 17143175)
I think I just got epilepsy. Thanks man.

:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17143220)
Shit. Sorry I never thought about that. I'll see if I can get it edited.

It takes more than that for epilepsy but fuck me my eyes after just a few seconds :thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlexxAeon (Post 17143680)
<hypnotized>

must...

swipe...

credit card....

</hypnotized>

:1orglaugh Yeah, maybe all paysite owners need to take a hint from Derren Brown about flicking words or pictures in quickly reacts in the mind.

"Must purchase this site & watch porn now"

Ethersync 08-05-2010 12:42 PM

Great for that epileptic seizure niche...


ottopottomouse 08-05-2010 01:01 PM

I'd forgotten all about this. I still have a bit of a desire to make the most horrible looking site possible for a laugh.

Vendzilla 08-05-2010 02:01 PM

I remember when I was learning Java, I made something like that, it was bad to watch then

TampaToker 08-05-2010 02:03 PM

Thanks for the seizure :eyecrazy

scarlettcontent 08-05-2010 02:21 PM

the site needs a warning for the epilectic

DateDoc 08-05-2010 03:45 PM

The Snott font looks good!

Semi-Retired-Dave 08-05-2010 03:48 PM

Awe...i'm blind now

pornmasta 08-05-2010 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli (Post 17143175)
I think I just got epilepsy. Thanks man.


yes :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denn%C5..._controvers y

HomerSimpson 08-05-2010 06:39 PM

or like this
http://zombo.com/

The Heron 08-05-2010 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethersync (Post 17392648)
Great for that epileptic seizure niche...


Why didn't the priest dude just touch the guy and heal him? what a shit religion!

Supz 08-05-2010 08:45 PM

I wish i wasnt a little drunk when i looked at that. I have a nice headache now.

sojproductions 08-06-2010 02:30 AM

it made me dizzy

just a punk 08-06-2010 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjmerago (Post 17143690)
That reminds me of Homers "MR.X" site.

http://www.donatofurlani.it/img/Homer_website.png

Exactly what I thought :1orglaugh

tranza 08-06-2010 07:15 AM

Lol, wtf is that??

halfpint 08-06-2010 07:49 AM

Great design better than all my sites by far I hope he paid the designer well

charlie g 08-06-2010 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomerSimpson (Post 17393647)
or like this
http://zombo.com/

LOL, I bet the guy makes a killing from this site.....

ruff 08-06-2010 09:25 AM

I'm going to copy that site and get me some of that 1999 money.

bloggerz 08-06-2010 09:28 AM

it wasnt bad until i closed it. now my eyes are still flickering


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