new study: fat girls are big sluts
 

Heavy girls likelier to have sex early
They're also less prone to use birth control, study shows

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37344482...and_parenting/

They also gobble cock better than skinny girls. (I hear)


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They actually had a study on this? Most men could confirm it on any given weekend.
:2 cents:

Agreed. They all, ok not 'all' but a lot I have met, claim to have an 'oral fetish'. Which is nice when you want your salad tossed. They work your dick, balls and cornhole like a trooper.
:thumbsup

thats why i always use a jimmy cap

No one really needed to conduct a study to figure this out.

I only use fat chicks for pussy karma, then once i get a hotty going again stop talking to them entirely.

Oldest mind trick in the da club. Works like a charm almost every time.
:pimp

Being less prone to using birth control, doesn't that make them more likely to have kids and stop being whores?

fat girl = 2am booty call material for losers who can't pick up chicks. :)

You just described my "technique" :pimp

Don't those "scientists" have anything better to do?
I wish they would have let me do research like that at the University...

I wish they would have let me do this "research" at the bars right now! I'm the king of being a loser at 2 a.m. and pulling out a plumper at the very last second. When I hear "Last call for alcohol" my mind translates it to: "Last call for pussy"

Nothing better than pounding a big ass when you're sloppy drunk and horny.

Are you trying to hurt my feelings? :(

Yah I heard that too.

Sorry I just can't do it! Once I was trashed and couldn't even really walk and two fat girls tried to take me to their dorm and they said they were going to show me a good time, this was like 5 or 6 years ago (yes I was in college then too) they each put an arm of mine on them and they were walking me back and I saw a kid from one of my classes and yelled to him. He came over and started talking to us and they were like hinting we were all gonna fuck and hes like "dude ur gonna have a threesome" and i said "please can i sleep on your floor, these girls are trying to rape me" and it was right in front of their faces LOL anyways he took me to sleep on his floor and when I woke up and went to my room the two fat girls were with my roommate and he had like 3 condoms in his bed and they were all covered in shit and their were stains in his bed HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH :helpme

straight up....

And now who is the man? hahahahahahhaa:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'm off to the next Burger King...

Anyone who's been to college knows this already.

Um no its cool, he could take that threeway whenever... i wouldn't have taken his place for 5Gs even. He woke up and asked what happened and said he blacked out. Seriously though, ladies clean your ass before you have butt sex... ewwww

"Fat girls give better head ... cuz they're hungry."

Courtesy of Consumption Junction - when the site was good. =)

Fat girls also have something to prove.

It's true.

validation...also depends how fat. nothing wrong with a girl who has some meat on her bones but straight up fat.. no way i'd hit it.

That's true, I always preferred chubby or plumper girls because they are easier to have sex with than a slender chick with the nose in the air ...

thats because the slender chicks are busy sleeping with alpha males like myself.

they dont have their nose up in the air they are just busy being fucked by better looking guys.

Fuck brother....how damn long have you been in college? :1orglaugh

Well, since you're still in school, let me give you some good advice from a total sex freak:
Pussy is like pizza, even when it's bad it's still pretty damn good. :1orglaugh

Not necessarily, those girls like to keep their options open, you are likely her 2nd or 3rd option :winkwink:

mostly because they're too fat to get out of bed.

Bingo! And that's why MetaMan would be my perfect "wingman" on a night out chasing pussy.

I would try...and fail, all night long with those hot skinny girls. Then he would cull the herd by taking the very best 3 or 4 in the club and fucking them.
Then the rest of the skinny girls would hook up with the rich guys and/or go home by themselves.

That would leave the drunken plumpers all alone and starting to get desperate.

And THAT is when I make my move baby!

I only use the very best lines on them too.

This one always works: "Do you come here often?"

And then: "Hey, what's your zodiac sign?"

Next thing you know, I'm balls deep in the best pussy in the world!

trust me, the last time MM saw real action with a hot broad was on cable.

Feed them cock.

Hey how about a shout out to my friends at Candy Girl Cash!

Their girl Dors Feline is EXACTLY the kind of girl I'm hunting for at 2 a.m. while MetaMan and Brent Bacardi are busy fucking all the scrawny girls with no ass or tits:

http://www.candygirlcash.com/dorsfel...llery42/14.jpg

i keep it REAL SIMPLE, KEEP IT REAL!

i ask questions about themselves, where they are from, what they do for a living, ask deeper into that. always stay away from the yes or no questions. twist questions to keep them talking. women love to talk about themselves it makes you look like a "nice guy". then you drop in some sexual innuendos here and there to make sure they know you are confidant in your sexuality.

women like confidence, confidence in yourself and confidence to control the situation. it is easier said than done. all those "become a pimp" sites are such bullshit. women can sense real confidence compares to a front. and is they sense a front they will eat you eat and spit you out.

what makes you think i go for girls with no ass or no tits? not all skinny chicks have no ass or tits. i dont mind a fuller women either. hell i love them all.

they are called DIMES for a reason.

Is this before or after you pay them their hourly rate? :helpme:helpme:warning:warning:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :pimp:pimp:Oh crap:Oh crap

no that's after you make a lame attempt and buy them a drink. than they walk back over to me when im out of the bathroom.

thanks for helping a brother out btw! :1orglaugh

Analysis :

Too many stories here about "I use fat chicks for...etc...".

Too many because none of them are true.

Truth is these story tellers all got rejected by a fatty and now are mad as hell.

See, it works that way because listen to what they say. They basically think the
fat chicks are worthless. That's anger!

See when someone thinks they are such "hot shit", then "who is this fat bitch to
turn me down?". That goes off in their head because this is the third "fat bitch" tonight
to laugh at them as they went on the dance floor with another one of you liars. :1orglaugh


Then it really gets to these guys when the fat chick actually hooks up and leaves
with this well, kind-of-but-not-too-much-fat-maybe-muscle looking guy.
So now they have this situation in their minds that goes like this :
"that fat bitch dumped me for that ugly slob, she's stinks, fuck that! Bullshit man!".

So now they hate this chick and all fat chicks because all fat chicks are like that
because 3 fat chicks did his ass that way last night. :1orglaugh


I worked in too many bars from open to close.
Quit lying motherfuckers.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Robbie, Dors isn't FAT! She is voluptuous, and she actually has curves.


Great response Sortie!

10,000 % agree!

I wasn't calling her fat in my post (sorry if it came out that way). I said she is EXACTLY the kind of girl I try to hook up with. I love that meat on that girls bones. And of course those giant hangers! :jerkoff

Yeah most of them really have a talent on this..

They got to get it when they can.

That does seem to be the case. If you want oral (bj, balls sucked, asshole ate out), go get a plumper. If you want to fuck with the lights on, then go get something nice to look at.

This quote still cracks me up....

:1orglaugh

No doubt!
I guess that is why I love girls with some back :thumbsup

honestly, the original point of this thread sounds like some guy got caught by his friends banging a bunch of fat chicks.

he then turned around and said "no I'm doing a study on promiscuity. it's for science."

they called him on it, so he had to follow through and actually set up a trial and make it happen.

I"m like that stuff!

Im fucking beautiful they buy me drinks to try to get me drunk ... this is there way of getting into my pants... FACT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey wait a minute...why did you buy ME all those drinks that time? :Oh crap

Meta gets his action at the "Backlot"

the bartender was trying to seduce me and kept on giving me drinks and I passed em off to you cause I dont drink , she tried every trick to try to get a piece of me ....

She had to leave the bar crying after she realized it wasnt working :pimp:pimp:pimp

MEtaman can be seen on this site http://twistedelement.ca/ on the right side a few pics down on the scroll