Is What I Just Did Wrong? Your Thoughts
 

So I'm sitting here, about to call it a night, when an ex-girlfriend pops into my mind. Does that ever happen to you? You're just going about your business then suddenly - wham! Random memory.

We broke up a couple years ago, very messy, lots of drama, and no contact for, well, two years. Last contact was her calling me, apologizing for blah blah and wanting to buy me dinner as a way of being friends. She actually used the word 'grovel' at one point.

Fail.

So nothing from me until tonight. I go to PayPal and send her $2. Just, out of the blue. Here, have two bucks.
No note, no nothin'.

Eight minutes later I get an email from her:
"Why did you just send me $2?"

My response:
"Because that's all your worth."

Was that wrong? :D

yeah it was wrong

why do you want to stir up old troubles? you should have been thankful that she hasn't been bothering you and you go do something like that, the fewer people around that might want to fuck you up or cause you problems in life the better :2 cents:

I find it very amusing :)

there are about 5 girls I could think of that would kill themselves if I did that to them. One of them would even name me in the suicide note.

Or she'd kill me.


Either way it made me laugh.

Youre drunk - and - That was a fucked up thing to do dude. Its been years, why throw something like that at her. You dont know what she has on her plate right now. What if that one thing pushed her over... would it be wrong?

w/e - just tell me shes a skank and ill feel better...

I actually got alcohol poisoning on Saturday at a titty bar. It completely took me out, I puked non-stop for about 32 hours straight. I'm still recovering from it and that was now 5 days ago.

I don't think I'll be drinking again for awhile.

Oh nevermind the happy hour az thing is tomorrow LOL.

email her straight away and tell her you are sorry

then before she has a chance to type out her excited reply email her again and say

yeah sorry for cutting your parents up and fucking their dog

Nah that is funny shit man!

A couple of years ago I broke up with this girl she ended up suing me for $5000 I was pissed about that, but a year or so later put in to prospective we were together for 7 years and 1 BJ a week that is about $13 a BJ now that is crack whore cheap. So one night after a couple of drinks called her up and asked for another $13 BJ lets just say she was not impressed!

:Oh crap:Oh crap dude!

That was fucked up man.. Now you look like the psycho exbf.

fuuny shit

daaamn, i wandered where this was going, thought it was gonna be a booty call at first, but daaamn thats harsh!

surprise

Bit mean really. And makes you look like a mentalist.

very mean.

shows that 2 years later she still effects you...

Yes.

The correct spelling is "you're"

Actually what's sad is you showed her you were thinking of her .......



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my girls understand that they can hold me for long time :)

That's mean but really funny at the same time.

YOU sound like the ex girlfriend.

It was wrong.... it was mean for no reason.

Mean can be really funny.... when you watch it on a movie or something....
Not so funny for real people in real life...


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she just won :2 cents:

hahahahah! Who knew there were so many GENTLEMEN in porn? LOL LADIES, too, oh my!

What's extremely funny to ME is how many ppl instinctively take the girl's side. I could, of course, state how fucked up she was, how she deserved this, she's a skank, etc etc. But the point is....

It was funny as fuck. And she deserved it. And I laughed my ASS off for fifteen minutes. So there ya go.

One must find amusement where one can find it, as they say. :D

I suppose $8/hour is cheap as far as having fun goes but if she is as fucked up as you are saying I'd be expecting something creative in return now.

:2 cents::2 cents:

The truth is always somewhere in the middle, I'm sure she doesn't haven't the greatest things to say about you.

And it just makes you look like a tool for doing it years later, looks like you can't forget the past.

+1 for the girl on this one, and usually I side with men.

who is taking the girls side? you are acting like a teenage girl. that has nothing to do with her side. it's how you acted.

why are you even thinking about her still? what a creep.

best $2 you probably spent in a while :thumbsup :1orglaugh

but you asked people for opinions about your behavior with sending the 2.00 thing years later not hers...

I'd have to say that was a jerk move. How random is that? She's obviously moved on. It makes you look like a teenager trying to impress his friends by prank calling an ex and being a dick to her while they laugh. You can't win, though. Now if you apologize to her, it looks like you're trying to re-establish contact and maybe patch things up. Very confusing all around. Fail.

Dude really? Learn to let it go, get a new girlfriend and move on....

All is fair in Love and War.

A-men.

I thought it was funny as hell :)

Yea, jerk move blah blah blah...whatever. Sometimes you need to be a jerk, good on you.

seems like you stirred up something out of nothing

That is fucking epic dude. Great ideas like that don't come often.

says a lot about you, not in a good way

you only go through life once, if you choose to be destructive and spread negative energy then that is the choice you make, revenge and making people feel bad is not a great legacy to look back on in life when it is all over :2 cents: