Fergie was an ESCORT? *PICS*
 

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No NOT that Fergie THIS Fergie:

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/fe...040E25825C.jpg

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/ent...-1225876448312

Are you going to spend your whole day here just posting this gif??

mmmmmm.....

But it seems appropriate :winkwink:

fact: all women are whores :1orglaugh

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ehhhh... I feel I got owned...


btw who is in your avatar man? Just a random oldie or someone special? I'm curious.

just because the first Fergie only sucked cock for crack and not cash does not mean she was not an escort

Nicola Tesla

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500k is a lot to bang anybody

The things i would do!! :thumbsup

I met the Duchess of York and her first words to me were " You have a very nice tan " :upsidedow

Thats fucking funnny! almost made this thread worth it.... almost!

Holy crap. I remember making that almost a decade ago. I had no idea anyone still used it.

You made that? I've seen that everywhere lol.

yeah, I still see that from time to time.

Years and years ago. Note that I was just as great with graphics as I am now - 'THIS THRE' and 'AD SUCKS' are not exactly kerned properly. I basically phoned it in because photoshop liked to crash out my old mac 9500 at the time. That's how I know it's the same one.

I wouldn't pay more than 200 bucks for her time

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So whats your saying is Fergie was pumped full of black GOLD for 1 night?

Not all but 95% are. I see it all the time when they throw themselves at me. It's funny how they pretend to be talking on the phone outside the clubs but in reality they are just scoping out what cars guys arrive in. When they see me arrive without a date in my car, it's funny how those same girls who happen to be outside 'checking their phone' magically appear at the bar sitting beside me trying to strike up a conversation 5 minutes later. :winkwink:

if i had the money i'd for sure would not spend it on that "fergie" :2 cents:

Fun fact: women often use sex (or the promise of it) to acquire goods and services.

They are undercover cops waiting to bust you for a DUI

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"Fergie once took a suitcase filled for more than $500,000 cash after agreeing to spend time with two Arab oil tycoons... " For that much money, i'd spend the night with them...


Spanx!
Jack

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Just making a point to make this thread worth something (although the triple face palm made me laugh :thumbsup )

i was only hoping for some fergie pics, thread success! fuck the ginger monster..

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damn id love to fuck fergie btw. the first one posted that is. She's so damn sexy.

yes please :)

:1orglaugh i like this pic, we will see 4 hand facepalm soon, i know!

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"because triple facepalm just isn't enough to describe this fail" :1orglaugh

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I'd hit Fergie!

me too, what size bat would you use?

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what he said...