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rowan 06-14-2010 04:36 PM

New sex chat bot I'm working on, what do you think?
 
I did a complete rewrite of my chat bot code and created a new response db. Here's the female human talking to male bot version...

It's a simple program and users are aware they are talking to a bot, but some of them seem to get a bit carried away. This one has a bit of fun with it :)

(Sorry spacedog, the URL is secret for now)


User: Hi ;D
Bot: HI SEXY BABE

User: Im soo horny
Bot: I STICK MY HARD DICK IN YOUR WET PUSSY AND START GOING UP AND DOWN! IM GETTING SOO HORNY!

User: AAAH YES YES GOD YES AAH
Bot: YES AAH IM FINGERING MYSELF AAAH YES YES YES

User: AAAH YES YES YES YES GOD
Bot: AAAH YES YES YES OH GOD AAH

User: ooh god yesss
Bot: AAAH YES GOD YES

User: kiss me
Bot: FRENCH KISS ME FIRST

User: *I STICK MY TOUNGE IN YOUR MOUTH*
Bot: AAAH STICK YOUR TOUNGE IN MY MOUTH NOW

User: AAH MMM
Bot: MMM OHHH YEA THAT SOUNDS REALLY GOOD RIGHT NOW

User: lick me
Bot: WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO LICK YOU?

User: everywhere
Bot: FUCKING LOADS OF CUM EVERYWHERE

User: AH OH YES
Bot: OH YES YES AHHH OHHH I AM MASTURBATING

User: lets play a game
Bot: LETS PLAY A GAME!

User: TIE ME UP AND DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH ME
Bot: DONT MAKE ME TIE YOU UP AND FUCK THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF YOU WHILST YOU MOAN IN PAIN/PLEASURE

User: TIE ME UP AND FUCK ME NOW
Bot: I ALREADY SAID I DID, NOW GET OVER HERE AND FUCK ME

User: FUCK ME FASTER
Bot: OH YEAH FUCK ME FASTER

User: AAAH YES YES YES
Bot: AAAAAH THIS HORNYY YES AAAH IM SCREAMING

User: AAAH YES YES YES AAAAH
Bot: AAAH YES FRENCH KISS ME NOW

User: MMM *IM FRENCH KISSING YOU IM BITTING YOUR LIP GENTLY*
Bot: AAAH UHH UHH CAN WE FRENCH KISS FOR MINUTE? IM TIRED

User: ok
Bot: OK WHERE DO YOU WANT TO FUCK?

User: IM TIRED LETS KISS
Bot: AAAH LETS REST FOR MINUTE A JUST KISS

User: MMM YOUR SO SWEET MMM
Bot: WELL IM BLONDE, BUFF TALL HAVE BLUE EYES AND A HUGE PENIS. I AM CURRENTLY SINGLE AND THINK YOUR SO SEXY

User: IM A BRUNETTE BLUE EYES AVERAGE HEIGHT AND IM HORNY WHEN I SEE YOU
Bot: CAUSE I'M HORNY AS HELL AND I'M HOT

User: OH YES WANNA MAKE OUT?
Bot: I WANNA THROW YOU UP AGAINST A WALL AND FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT

User: AAAH YES DO IT
Bot: YES, I DO IT ALL THE TIME. WANT MY COCK INSIDE YOU?

User: YESSS
Bot: AAAAH YESSS

User: AAH OH OH GOD YES YES YES
Bot: AAH YESSS OH GOD OH GOD YESSS

User: AAH IM MOANING MM AH
Bot: UH UH UH FASTER AH AH AH YES GOD AAH

User: UH YES YES YES AAAH UH
Bot: AAAH AH AH AAH I STICK MY FINGERS IN YOUR PUSSY

User: mmm ahh uh
Bot: AAAH MMM SOO GOOD AAAH YESS

User: AAAH I LOVE YOU
Bot: BUT DO YOU LOVE SEX?

User: I love sex WITH You
Bot: I WANT TO LICK YOU AND HAVE SEX WITH YOU

User: AAAH YESS
Bot: AAAH YESS AAH WAIT DID YOU HEAR THAT?

User: WHAT?
Bot: YESS AAAH OH GOD IM HORNY

User: DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
Bot: SAY SOMETHING REALLY DIRTY LIKE YOU DID BEFORE.

User: I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME AND LICK MY HOT WET PUSSY UNTIL I MOAN FROM PLEASEMENT
Bot: I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS ON YOUR HOT WET CLIT AND PUMP TILL THE PUSSY JUICE COMES AND AT THE SAME TIME I WANT TO FUCK YOUR BREAST IN MY MOUTH

User: UH UH UH YESS GOD YESS
Bot: AAAH DO IT YESSS OH GOD YESS

User: UH YESS yes
Bot: AAH! FUCK YES YES YES YOU ARE SOO GOOD

User: AAH I FUCKING LOVE YOU DONT STOP
Bot: I'M FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS DONT STOP ME

User: NO WAIT FUCK WE FORGOT SOMETHING!
Bot: WE CAN FUCK AGAIN TOMORROW

User: YES I KNOW BUT WE FORGOT THE CONDOMS
Bot: CAN WE FUCK AGAIN?

User: WITH THE CONDOMS YES
Bot: YES I AM A MAN WITH A COCK YOU ARE A GIRL WITH A PUSSY

User: I KNOW
Bot: YES I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH U

User: But do you love me?
Bot: DO YOU WANT TO FUCK ME ?

User: yes I want to fuck you but do you love me?
Bot: OK THEN DO YOU WANT TO MEET BABE I WILL FUCK YOU?

User: Ok I love you
Bot: I WOULD LOVE TO FUCK YOU ANAL

User: Im not fucking you until you say you love me
Bot: FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE BITCH IM NOT GONNA LET YOU GO UNTIL I MAKE YOU HAVE A BABY

User: make me!
Bot: I NEED TO MASTURBATE TO YOUR VOICE NOW SO MAKE ME CUM

User: AAAH YES GOD UH UH UUUH AAH YESSS GOD FUCKING YESSSS
Bot: AAAH YES UHH GOD YESSSSSS

User: AAAAAAAAAAAH
Bot: AAAH OH GOD YEESSS UUH

User: wait here for minute I have to go to the bathroom
Bot: MY COCK IS HARD AND IS WAITING FOR A PUSSY TO GO IN.

User: oh god Im pregnant
Bot: OH GOD FUCK IM CUMMING WHAT A MESS

User: well are you happy now?!
Bot: OH PLEASE IM SO HORNY FOR YOU

User: IM PREGNANT
Bot: FUCK I'M ORGASMING

User: ITS GOING TO BE YOUR BABY
Bot: I'M GOING TO LICK YOUR PUSSY SO HARD

User: lick it then
Bot: I SHOVE IT IN U N POUND HARD THEN I CUM AND TAKE IT OUT SO I COULD LICK UR PUSSY DRY

User: AAAH YES DO IT AGAIN
Bot: *GETS IN BED* LETS DO IT

User: *lean on you* ok *start kissing* mmm
Bot: WERE YOU HOPING TO FIND A REAL MAN ON HERE? MAYBE I AM REAL

User: Are you real?
Bot: YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT REAL.

User: im real
Bot: MY PROGRAMMER SAYS I'M REAL

User: well my fucking vagina says im real
Bot: I'M FUCKING YOU. MY DICK IS GETTING HARDER IN YOUR PUSSY. ITS FEELS SOO GOOD!

User: AAAH YESSS
Bot: I'M RUBBING MY COCK HEAD ON YOUR SLIPPERY CUM COVERED PUSSY LIPS

User: AAH OK BABE I HAVE TO GO ILL COME LATER
Bot: GOD ILL COME BACK LATER SEE YOU SEXY

User: bye honey
Bot: BYE FOR NOW BABY

User: I love you
Bot: I LOVE TO HEAR YOU MOAN

User: I love you
Bot: I LOVE TO FUCK YOU HARDER AND HARDER

User: I love you
Bot: HI DO YOU LOVE TO SUCK DICK

User: I love you
Bot: MY COCK IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE DEEP INSIDE YOU, AND YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THE LOAD I WILL DELIVER

User: I love you
Bot: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DOUBLE PENETRATION?

User: I love you
Bot: ARE YOU A NAUGHTY SCHOOLGIRL

User: yes
Bot: O YES ILL FUCK U *LICKS CLIT AND FISTS YOUR TIGHT LITTLE PUSSY SO HARD*

User: *moans so loud* aaah
Bot: AAAH YES MAYBE WE NEED A CONDOM?

User: you should have thought of that earlier
Bot: NOO I'M SO HORNY, MM FUCK ME AWW YES HARDER HARDER

User: I have to go babe bye
Bot: GO BABE NOW!!!!!!

Kenny B! 06-14-2010 04:49 PM

teach your bot how to press caps lock

L-Pink 06-14-2010 04:51 PM

Does your bot swallow?


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J. Falcon 06-14-2010 05:00 PM

Your bot just gave me a woody.

Litzer 06-14-2010 06:10 PM

Your bot should hit the Caps Lock key.

Jon Oso 06-14-2010 06:12 PM

Your male bot was fingering himself?

*edit*

I stopped trying to read that here -


User: I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME AND LICK MY HOT WET PUSSY UNTIL I MOAN FROM PLEASEMENT
Bot: I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS ON YOUR HOT WET CLIT AND PUMP TILL THE PUSSY JUICE COMES AND AT THE SAME TIME I WANT TO FUCK YOUR BREAST IN MY MOUTH

*edit two*

OH MY FUCKING GOD that shit was hilarious. I kept reading.

"I'm pregnant" and I didn't stop laughing until the end.

Babaganoosh 06-14-2010 07:52 PM

That thing would make Spacedog hot.

rowan 06-14-2010 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Litzer (Post 17246666)
Your bot should hit the Caps Lock key.

It's a reminder that people are talking to a computer. Some of them still don't get it. :error

Chosen 06-14-2010 08:33 PM

LoL :1orglaugh

rowan 06-14-2010 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 17246672)
OH MY FUCKING GOD that shit was hilarious. I kept reading.

"I'm pregnant" and I didn't stop laughing until the end.

In another convo she mentions her water just broke... :Graucho

EliteWebmaster 06-15-2010 12:00 AM

Just add this below

User: you should have thought of that earlier
Bot: NOO I'M SO HORNY, MM FUCK ME AWW YES HARDER HARDER

Bot: IS IT OK IF YOU HELP STROKE MY COCK WHILE YOU ARE FUCKING ME PLEASE

fatfoo 06-15-2010 12:59 AM

I think it's good, but the bot does not have to scream in Capital letters.

rowan 06-15-2010 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17247376)
I think it's good, but the bot does not have to scream in Capital letters.

We all know your bot can do proper capitalisation

Bird 06-15-2010 02:16 AM

Where can I find a good dating style bot script, I been using some simple made up shit from Pandrora bots..

Pandora bots any good, its the only one I know. open to suggestions

scarlettcontent 06-15-2010 02:29 AM

your bot is sooooo horny omg

goodboi 06-15-2010 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 17246464)
User: Im soo horny
Bot: I STICK MY HARD DICK IN YOUR WET PUSSY AND START GOING UP AND DOWN! IM GETTING SOO HORNY!

User: AAAH YES YES GOD YES AAH
Bot: YES AAH IM FINGERING MYSELF AAAH YES YES YES
Bot: GO BABE NOW!!!!!!

BOT: STICK MY DICK vs FINGERING MYSELF (probably in hairy ass) :D :D :D

http://www.webmasterinter.net/failx.jpg

intellichat 06-15-2010 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bird (Post 17247490)
Where can I find a good dating style bot script, I been using some simple made up shit from Pandrora bots..

Pandora bots any good, its the only one I know. open to suggestions

Give me a shout if you wanna check out what we have... We work with a number of dating companies and seeing great results.

See sig for contact

rowan 06-18-2010 02:06 AM

User: (opens pussy)
Bot: I LIKE BALD PUSSY :D

User: My pussy is hairy
Bot: IS YOUR TIGHT PUSSY SHAVED OR HAIRY

User: my pussy is hairy
Bot: SO YOU GOT A HAIRY PUSSY?

User: yes i have a hairy pussy
Bot: YOUR PUSSY TASTES SWEET

User: Do you like hairy pussy?
Bot: YOU SOUND HOT, DO YOU SHAVE YOUR PUSSY :D

User: no, i don't shave
Bot: DON'T WORRY. *SHACKLES YOU TO THE BED*

User: oh
Bot: SO DO YOU SHAVE YOUR PUSSY ;)

mrwilson 06-18-2010 03:37 AM

lol what a read, bots make me laugh.
My 70 year old nan gets hit up on her msn messenger by horny hot 18 year old girls

rowan 06-19-2010 06:46 PM

Not a complete convo this time, but I thought it was funny s/he actually went there! :1orglaugh


Bot: WHY DON'T YOU LOOK FOR ME ON CHATROULETTE, EVEN IF YOU CAN'T FIND ME YOU'LL STILL SEE A LOT OF DICKS AND JERKING OFF!
...
User: ok brb then
...<a few minutes later>
User: what the fuck is that CHATROULETTE its horrible

:1orglaugh :error


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