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Paul Markham 06-15-2010 06:55 AM

What would you be doing today if you were not in porn?
 
Imagine you had never taken up employment in the porn industry, making, pushing or supporting and tell us what you think you would be doing now.

I'll start.

In the 80s I was a successful office furniture salesman selling big installations of furniture and interiors. I was building a good portfolio of pensions that were designed to come good after 2000, plus an apartment in London and would pay enough for me to retire and sit on a beach in Thailand.

Found porn, loved it, had more fun and made more money than the selling job and quit in 1988 to follow my dream of shooting naked girls.

Still got the pensions and the beach is calling me. :1orglaugh

Barefootsies 06-15-2010 06:59 AM

I honestly have no clue.

I took my passion for feet and turned my hobby into a business. So I don't see myself doing anything else any time in the near future, if ever. Especially considering my production costs are so low, and the way I shoot content on volume,.... that this industry could get a whole lot worse than it is right now and I can still remain profitable.

I do not think I could ever return to corporate America.
:pimp

Nicky 06-15-2010 07:06 AM

Computer technician I'd guess since my education is just that. Probably be sitting at some company telling other employees for the 27th time to not use their nickname as password. urgh

arock10 06-15-2010 07:14 AM

probably either working or not working, so like now except I didn't have to cut my hair and have dat cash moneeeee

Klen 06-15-2010 07:16 AM

Well i am qualified system administrator so i can do that job as well except porn.

NetHorse 06-15-2010 07:19 AM

Loan officer or some sort of other sales position.

Gasper 06-15-2010 07:21 AM

probably would have some boring office job ..

Redrob 06-15-2010 07:23 AM

Head of major corporation involving publishing and distribution on an international scale.

Paul Markham 06-15-2010 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 17247988)
I do not think I could ever return to corporate America.
:pimp

Even during the lean years I had no desire to put on a suit and go back to a 9-5 job.

CaptainHowdy 06-15-2010 07:48 AM

Asking for change on the freeway...

scarlettcontent 06-15-2010 07:49 AM

computer techie nurd

geedub 06-15-2010 07:52 AM

masturbating to porn and not collecting checks

BFT3K 06-15-2010 07:52 AM

Probably still be working at the chicken assembly plant, where I was a beaker.

yuu.design 06-15-2010 08:02 AM

mmmm, working at mc donalds ? :P

Paul Markham 06-15-2010 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 17248110)
Asking for change on the freeway...

I tried selling oranges.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/phot...ano_1007_3.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Amputate Your Head 06-15-2010 10:07 AM

I would still be in Advertising / Graphic & Audio Design... just not in porn.

CarlosTheGaucho 06-15-2010 10:08 AM

Have a successful track record of working mainstream jobs

It's actually easier to work in mainstream than in porn, the environment is lot less retardation and much more appreciation

Although I sure can't complain right now and the freedom is everything

iseeyou 06-15-2010 10:35 AM

gynecology or maybe zoology.

AcidMax 06-15-2010 10:59 AM

I would be either a police officer or a helicopter pilot at this point. At this point programming for porn is wearing on me after so many years.

Ginn 06-15-2010 01:54 PM

I would be a teacher:)

Phoenix 06-15-2010 02:14 PM

id probably be an actuary, i was studying for the exams when this came along
never looked back :)

BFT3K 06-15-2010 10:38 PM

Probably go back to the old toilet factory...

http://cache.boston.com/universal/si...4_16735181.jpg

ArsewithClass 06-16-2010 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 17250471)
Probably go back to the old toilet factory...

http://cache.boston.com/universal/si...4_16735181.jpg

:winkwink:



We were ceramic tilers up until 6years ago. So the ceramic picture is quite amusing :1orglaugh

Both Natalie & I would tile kitchens, bathrooms & conservatorys. Making them look beautiful!

Roby 06-16-2010 02:57 AM

Build new business

CurrentlySober 06-16-2010 03:01 AM

I'd probably be doing 10 - 15 years for something I would have done when I was young.

NickB. 06-16-2010 03:06 AM

history teacher here... most likely...

onwebcam 06-16-2010 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 17248122)
Probably still be working at the chicken assembly plant, where I was a beaker.

lmao:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

TrainWreckContent 06-16-2010 03:31 AM

i used to do human resources and if i wasnt doing porn that would probably go back to that field...but honestly i hate having to work for anyone but myself so i dont ever see myself leaving to go back

babymaker 06-16-2010 03:43 AM

Distribution of some kind prob, mostly what i always did as an adult.

Grapesoda 06-16-2010 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 17248105)
Even during the lean years I had no desire to put on a suit and go back to a 9-5 job.

I wouldn't mind a job where guys didn't pull their dicks out

TheDoc 06-16-2010 05:15 AM

If never no Internet.... I would be a Cop or working with law enforcement at some level.

With the Internet just no porn, I would be doing what I do now, without the porn. Local business marketing/sales and I might have opened a design company.

CarlosTheGaucho 06-16-2010 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 17250941)
If never no Internet.... I would be a Cop or working with law enforcement at some level.

With the Internet just no porn, I would be doing what I do now, without the porn. Local business marketing/sales and I might have opened a design company.

Law enforcement was my first choice when I was at high school, I wanted to become a forensic psychologist or a criminal investigator

Unfortunately, the local status quo is so pathetic that comparing locals to FBI is like comparing grade school juniors to Dallas Cowboys

so I chose a technical college instead

At least I could spend some time in commercial law during that time, very valuable experience

Paul Markham 06-16-2010 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AcidMax (Post 17248671)
I would be either a police officer or a helicopter pilot at this point. At this point programming for porn is wearing on me after so many years.

A programmer once told me it wears you out after some years. Is that true?

CarlosTheGaucho 06-16-2010 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 17251654)
A programmer once told me it wears you out after some years. Is that true?

Know plenty of people, not only programmers

I'd say unless you're a real perv, after a couple years porn wears you out like crazy

Paul Markham 06-17-2010 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 17254963)
Know plenty of people, not only programmers

I'd say unless you're a real perv, after a couple years porn wears you out like crazy

I must be very crazy then. Been doing it over 30 years. :thumbsup


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