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Tennessee?s New Costumed Vigilante

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I give this guy a week before he gets beaten to death.

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Who is the Viper?

Well, Columbia, Tennessee?s very own, real life Kick-Ass. The Viper, a 20-year-old masked man, (real life identity unknown) who patrols the town square carrying batons and ninja stars (awesome).

?Just a guy trying to do what is right.. in tights!? the Viper said to the local paper. A fair and admirable statement, but it appears The Viper (kinda lame super hero name circa 1990 comics, don?t you think?)hasn?t quite done anything heroic yet (at least reportedly) Unless, of course you consider wandering around town defying the local ?no masks? ordinance law to be heroic, then sure, he?s a fucking saint. The cops arn?t to pleased about this self-appointed do-gooder. They are soooo like ?Stop fooling around, and get off my lawn? and The Viper is soooo ?This is the most attention I?ve got in my whole life, I may actually get to kiss a girl because of this, so no? (I may have made that part up). Cops don?t like it but what do the towns people think? Citizens are curious. Columbia bike shop owner A.C. Howell is warily optimistic about The Viper?s potential as an agent of justice:

Read the entire article and the video here.

reminds me of southpark :)

He's gonna get killed.

That's what happening when you read too much comics... :)

It's the world...reminds me of Defendor, a perfect movie for situations like this one. And Woody Harrelson plays it.

reminds me of Dragonfly from Superhero Movie

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Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 17319121)

reminds me of southpark :)

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We've got a Batman in Tampa Bay. They arrested him for violating the no mask law but everyone made such a stink about it they eventally dropped the charges-

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TAMPA, Fla. ? In the comics, Batman usually manages to stay a few steps ahead of disapproving police officers, but Tampa's own Caped Crusader wasn't so lucky.

Far from Gotham's crime-infested alleys, 21-year-old Walsh Ian Nichols frequently patrols the nightclubs of Ybor City dressed as the Dark Knight. But Tampa police arrested Nichols Friday for violating a state law that forbids wearing a mask on a public right of way.

A police spokeswoman acknowledged that the law is rarely enforced but said Nichols had been warned several weeks earlier about wearing the mask.

Nichols was released a few hours after his arrest on $500 bail. Undeterred by police keeping his mask as evidence, Nichols told the St. Petersburg Times that he has a spare.

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Nichols, 21, failed to use a batarang or fancy equipment to escape the officer. Now he is fighting back in court. His lawyer has filed a motion to dismiss, which will be heard next month.

"Law enforcement approached and detained Nichols who was sitting on the curb eating sushi and wearing traditional Batman apparel, complete with cape and partial mask," the motion to dismiss states. "It was a dark day for the Dark Knight, as he was subsequently placed under arrest for wearing a hood on a public street."

The anti-mask law was created in 1951:

"No person or persons over 16 years of age shall, while wearing any mask, hood, or device whereby any portion of the face is so hidden, concealed, or covered as to conceal the identity of the wearer, enter upon, or be or appear upon any lane, walk, alley, street, road, highway, or other public way in this state."

I kinda like our Batman, we also have a Peter Pan and a "Sentator" too. Batman is by far the most normal of the 3. :thumbsup