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MetaMan 07-13-2010 09:29 AM

Why do most women start to go downhill at around 28?
 
Ever notice that alot of women go downhill after the age of 27?

they start to get fat, and their face starts to go south. this is about the time they start to hate on younger chicks calling them "sluts" etc. meanwhile they are losing their looks from the years of drinking and slutting it up when they were younger.

i think this is why women around 27 start to freak out about being married etc etc. and try to shack up with whoever their next boyfriend is.

thoughts?

TopbucksMatt 07-13-2010 09:30 AM

Sounds like you have lovely and well-balanced women in your life.

DEA - banned for life 07-13-2010 09:32 AM

Becase there married :2 cents:

Amputate Your Head 07-13-2010 09:32 AM

I don't care. As long as they are intelligent. I can't stand to listen to stupid people speak for more than a minute. Why is it that most of the "super beautiful" people are also the fucking dumbest?

Ethersync 07-13-2010 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17331790)
I don't care. As long as they are intelligent. I can't stand to listen to stupid people speak for more than a minute. Why is it that most of the "super beautiful" people are also the fucking dumbest?

Agreed. "Hot" gets old fast if the person is an idiot.

Randy West 07-13-2010 09:35 AM

I think you are either trolling, dead fucking wrong, or live in a place where the women must be hideous. Women in their late 20's to late 30's are prime for a good old fashioned pumping.

Sure, some get overweight, have stretch marks, wide hips, etc. however it tends to be mostly due to child birthing. By that age they may have pumped out a baby or two. That's to be expected in the average female if you know absolutely anything about the female anatomy.

MetaMan 07-13-2010 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by TopbucksMatt (Post 17331781)
Sounds like you have lovely and well-balanced women in your life.

i dont need or want a woman if my life. i have had many.

im not a schmuck that needs to settle down.

most guys are to stupid to see they are just being used. or most are just happy to find any woman that will look their way.

this is why the divorce rate is so high these days:
A) women are in a rush before they lose their looks. want to pop out a baby so grandma and grandpa can have grandchildren. but really have no want or need of taking care of the children themselves. usually ending up divorced by 35-40 and getting drunk with other bald old men who got married and than divorced.

B) young guys who didnt have a girlfriend until 18+ and by the second one they just want to settle down because they are worried no other one will come along.

that is ok ill wait to get married until i find true love. not be needy because of some lame personal lonely issues.

Grapesoda 07-13-2010 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17331776)
Ever notice that alot of women go downhill after the age of 27?

they start to get fat, and their face starts to go south. this is about the time they start to hate on younger chicks calling them "sluts" etc. meanwhile they are losing their looks from the years of drinking and slutting it up when they were younger.

i think this is why women around 27 start to freak out about being married etc etc. and try to shack up with whoever their next boyfriend is.

thoughts?

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quiet 07-13-2010 09:38 AM

i find most women under thirty to be boring as fuck.

MetaMan 07-13-2010 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17331790)
I don't care. As long as they are intelligent. I can't stand to listen to stupid people speak for more than a minute. Why is it that most of the "super beautiful" people are also the fucking dumbest?

this is most likely because you are ugly yourself.

there are tons of hot and witty women but they pass off ugly men because well they are not interested in you. they play the "im such a bimbo" role to get free drinks from those guys.

i have dated many smart independent women that happen to be fucking smoking.

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Originally Posted by Randy West (Post 17331800)
I think you are either trolling, dead fucking wrong, or live in a place where the women must be hideous. Women in their late 20's to late 30's are prime for a good old fashioned pumping.

Sure, some get overweight, have stretch marks, wide hips, etc. however it tends to be mostly due to child birthing. By that age they may have pumped out a baby or two. That's to be expected in the average female if you know absolutely anything about the female anatomy.

hey i am not saying all. i am saying majority. i dated a 28 yo when i was 21, she had a kid, great chick, hot but was to much for being to young.

anywhoo the ones who are primed at that age agreed are amazing.

the keyword in the title is "MOST".

Barefootsies 07-13-2010 09:39 AM

I think MetaMan is on to something.


thickcash_amo 07-13-2010 09:39 AM

You must be looking for a woman in a bar or something.

_Richard_ 07-13-2010 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17331790)
I don't care. As long as they are intelligent. I can't stand to listen to stupid people speak for more than a minute. Why is it that most of the "super beautiful" people are also the fucking dumbest?

:2 cents::2 cents:

MetaMan 07-13-2010 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by quiet (Post 17331809)
i find most women under thirty to be boring as fuck.

i wouldnt mind chicks who are over 30 if they didnt come with so much baggage and issues. i find confidence sexy.

always wondering if they are still hot or not. or pretending like "my kids are my life" then constantly complaining on facebook about all the problems their kids bring.

the most unattractive thing is when they hit the mid life crisis at 35 and want to party like they were 21. normally slutting it up in some ugly cowboy hat with jeans to show off their pancake ass.

MetaMan 07-13-2010 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by thickcash_amo (Post 17331815)
You must be looking for a woman in a bar or something.

what makes you think i am "looking". i am not "looking". i never "look".

anyone who says "you meet those types in a bar" are idiots. and are most likely people who lack social skills to pick up women in a bar in the first place.

i have met women everywhere. i dont care where it is. you can meet your special someone ANYWHERE. so the girl of your dreams comes along and it happens to be at a bar you are going to be like "omgggg get away this is bar you are all the same here".

ya sure bub.

Amputate Your Head 07-13-2010 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17331827)
what makes you think i am "looking". i am not "looking". i never "look".

anyone who says "you meet those types in a bar" are idiots. and are most likely people who lack social skills to pick up women in a bar in the first place.

i have met women everywhere. i dont care where it is. you can meet your special someone ANYWHERE. so the girl of your dreams comes along and it happens to be at a bar you are going to be like "omgggg get away this is bar you are all the same here".

ya sure bub.

Looking to meet someone in a bar is the first mistake, unless of course if you're looking for a low-brow drunken partner.

I've been married three times for three different reasons. None of them were met in a bar. Marriage is not binding like death Meta. You can always split up if it doesn't work out. I know this for a fact from experience.

http://brokenzombie.com/junk_bin/gfy/divorce.jpg

Cash 07-13-2010 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17331790)
... Why is it that most of the "super beautiful" people are also the fucking dumbest?

You mean you don't like Paris Hilton? :upsidedow

Amputate Your Head 07-13-2010 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Cash (Post 17331857)
You mean you don't like Paris Hilton? :upsidedow

Meh... I don't even consider her good looking.

quiet 07-13-2010 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Cash (Post 17331857)
You mean you don't like Paris Hilton? :upsidedow

i love that quote from her, "i don't think, i just walk". hahaha.

MetaMan 07-13-2010 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17331855)
Looking to meet someone in a bar is the first mistake, unless of course if you're looking for a low-brow drunken partner.

I've been married three times for three different reasons. None of them were met in a bar. Marriage is not binding like death Meta. You can always split up if it doesn't work out. I know this for a fact from experience.

so you say dont meet girls at a bar but you have been divorced 3x? :1orglaugh maybe you should try MEETING them at a bar then. your analogy makes 0 sense.

im sorry when i say I DO it means forever for me. that is how i was raised. that is why i dont rush into things. marriage for me is not just a "thing to do".

um being in a bar doesnt mean you are a low brow drunk. it means you like being social. which i am. this may surprise you but there is classy bars where people dress up. i dont go to low brow rock bars where people look like they just got off the construction site. and walk around singing to rock with sweaty dudes pinching chicks ass and using phrases like "hey sugar".

my buddy just got engaged to a wicked chick who he met on a Halloween pub crawl. i dont put restrictions on where i meet people. that is maybe your first problem.

you can meet someone: getting a coffee, getting a magazine, out for a drink, walking down the street, in the grocery store.

it does not matter.

JenniDahling 07-13-2010 10:02 AM

Wow. To generalize like that puts you on a very slippery slope. (Coming from a chick who is 43)

While I tend to agree with you that a lot of gals make bad decisions and continue to perpetuate them the older they get, for the most part, if you're meeting these women in nightclubs, that's where the problem is. Especially if they are 35 and still acting like they just turned 21.

I just think girls go through changes for the most part at very specific ages. 27-- they are starting to see 30 on the horizon; 30--some chicks embrace it, some get super drunk on their bday's trying to deny it; 34--sexual prime and with possible cougar tendencies;, 40--liberation!

(but then again, now I'm generalizing):winkwink:

fatfoo 07-13-2010 10:03 AM

Here are some of my thoughts:
A person of any age looks good with 10% body fat.

Amputate Your Head 07-13-2010 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17331866)
so you say dont meet girls at a bar but you have been divorced 3x? :1orglaugh maybe you should try MEETING them at a bar then. your analogy makes 0 sense.

im sorry when i say I DO it means forever for me. that is how i was raised. that is why i dont rush into things. marriage for me is not just a "thing to do".

No, I said I've been married three times. I've been divorced twice. Marriage is a tool. Use it wisely. "Forever" is a fantasy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17331866)
um being in a bar doesnt mean you are a low brow drunk. it means you like being social. which i am. this may surprise you but there is classy bars where people dress up. i dont go to low brow rock bars where people look like they just got off the construction site. and walk around singing to rock with sweaty dudes pinching chicks ass and using phrases like "hey sugar".

Ahhh... the high-brow snooty drunks.

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17331866)
my buddy just got engaged to a wicked chick who he met on a Halloween pub crawl. i dont put restrictions on where i meet people. that is maybe your first problem.

Neither do I. I have no problem. It's just my own personal rule. I don't troll bars for drunken chicks.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17331866)
you can meet someone: getting a coffee, getting a magazine, out for a drink, walking down the street, in the grocery store.

it does not matter.

I agree.

MetaMan 07-13-2010 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by JenniDahling (Post 17331877)
Wow. To generalize like that puts you on a very slippery slope. (Coming from a chick who is 43)

While I tend to agree with you that a lot of gals make bad decisions and continue to perpetuate them the older they get, for the most part, if you're meeting these women in nightclubs, that's where the problem is. Especially if they are 35 and still acting like they just turned 21.

i dont just meet women in bars, i am saying meeting someone is completely random. the only people who hate on others for meeting people in bars lack general social skills.

i am not generalizing i am stating FACTS. most independent sexy women who are at this age will 100% agree with me.

i know many sexy 30+ yos who are not married or have kids and their friends who do have kids or are married will look at them like they are the problem.

meanwhile those same friends are all in unhappy marriages with a couple brats wishing they wouldnt have rushed their youth away so fast.

MetaMan 07-13-2010 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17331885)
No, I said I've been married three times. I've been divorced twice. Marriage is a tool. Use it wisely. "Forever" is a fantasy.

forever is not a fantasy, what i mean is i will not marry someone until i am 100000% sure. and if that does not come well i will not get married. and when i say i do i will work at it until the bitter end. like how i included bitter hehe.

i have met girls where i thought about it but had reserves and i am glad i listened to those things.

i am not judging anyone else this is just me personally.

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17331885)
Ahhh... the high-brow snooty drunks.

i live in calgary 99% of people are high brow snooty drunks. :1orglaugh

Raf1 07-13-2010 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17331855)

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Amputate Your Head 07-13-2010 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17331907)
forever is not a fantasy, what i mean is i will not marry someone until i am 100000% sure. and if that does not come well i will not get married. and when i say i do i will work at it until the bitter end. like how i included bitter hehe.

i have met girls where i thought about it but had reserves and i am glad i listened to those things.

Forever is a fantasy, because even if you someday find that magic perfect person... she's got it all.... brains, good looks, dresses well, has a great career, etc.... she's the one, and you're finally 100000% sure.

Two years later, either you or she changes. Why? Because people change. One day you realize, maybe she's not the one after all. Or maybe she decides, maybe YOU are not the one after all.

Forever suddenly seems like a very long time.

ottopottomouse 07-13-2010 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17331776)
Ever notice that alot of women go downhill after the age of 27?

Wedding cake is the most fattening thing on earth. Couple of hundred three tier cakes could have solved all of the problems in Ethiopia.

ottopottomouse 07-13-2010 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17331880)
Here are some of my thoughts:
A person of any age looks good with 10% body fat.

You're not supposed to be cooking them :upsidedow

grumpy 07-13-2010 10:58 AM

stop dating trailertrash

MetaMan 07-13-2010 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 17332067)
stop dating trailertrash

how often have you practiced this phrase? "yes dear"

:1orglaugh

leedsfan 07-13-2010 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17331802)
i dont need or want a woman if my life. ill wait to get married until i find true love. not be needy because of some lame personal lonely issues.

man does that ever sound so desperate.:2 cents:

so you have to be married to find true love?
I thought you got married BECAUSE you found true love. Guess I was wrong, LOL

At any rate, why don't you explain to us, what you consider to be your ideal woman, and then post a picture of yourself and we'll give you a matching picture of a chick we think is "your level"

bronco67 07-13-2010 11:20 AM

Tell that to Marisa Tomei....

MetaMan 07-13-2010 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by leedsfan (Post 17332129)
man does that ever sound so desperate.:2 cents:

so you have to be married to find true love?
I thought you got married BECAUSE you found true love. Guess I was wrong, LOL

At any rate, why don't you explain to us, what you consider to be your ideal woman, and then post a picture of yourself and we'll give you a matching picture of a chick we think is "your level"

you are not wrong, you are just a complete idiot. when someone is as fucking stupid as you are you cant really call them "wrong" because they do not know any better.

1. my ideal woman is someone who is confidant in who they are. someone who doesnt constantly need to add or subtract shit or ask their bimbo friend or mother for advice. this includes dying there hair a different color 5x a year trying to look like a celebrity.

2. knows how to have fun and DOES NOT take life in general seriously. only takes things that are most important seriously.

3. NEVER had plastic surgery

4. whos mother is NOT their best friend.

5. entrepreneur personality who is a go getter and preferably NOT from a rich family.

6. someone who is confidant in the sheets and doesnt lay around like a sprained duck.

7. i need someone full of soul, full of life, down to try things.

8. does not act like every down part of life is the end of the world and be depressed eating ice cream for a week.


look i know most people are complete fucking losers. it is fact. they are just in relationships because they do not want to be alone. i get in relationships because they can be fun. not to fill some void a lot of you losers have.

leedsfan 07-13-2010 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17332214)
you are not wrong, you are just a complete idiot. when someone is as fucking stupid as you are you cant really call them "wrong" because they do not know any better.

1. my ideal woman is someone who is confidant in who they are. someone who doesnt constantly need to add or subtract shit or ask their bimbo friend or mother for advice. this includes dying there hair a different color 5x a year trying to look like a celebrity.
2. knows how to have fun and DOES NOT take life in general seriously. only takes things that are most important seriously.
3. NEVER had plastic surgery
4. whos mother is NOT their best friend.
5. entrepreneur personality who is a go getter and preferably NOT from a rich family.
6. someone who is confidant in the sheets and doesnt lay around like a sprained duck.
7. i need someone full of soul, full of life, down to try things.
8. does not act like every down part of life is the end of the world and be depressed eating ice cream for a week.

see, you're describing my wife. Been married 9 years and very happy with each other.

I can take your insults, because I know it's borne from you being deeply miserable with how sad you are at life generally because you're clearly an ugly guy with no dick.

Get over it mate. Life is too short.

If life deals you lemons, get a hooker.

MetaMan 07-13-2010 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by leedsfan (Post 17332233)
see, you're describing my wife. Been married 9 years and very happy with each other.

I can take your insults, because I know it's borne from you being deeply miserable with how sad you are at life generally because you're clearly an ugly guy with no dick.

Get over it mate. Life is too short.

If life deals you lemons, get a hooker.

:1orglaugh

dude if you only knew, i look like a friggin model. and that is no joke. the girls i have dated AGREE with my views of women and men. so many weak ass people in this world.

maybe it is just north america where everyone thinks they are somehow "special". and their story "matters".

why are you telling me about your wife? i dont give a flying fuck about you or your wife. you go tell her that. like i "described her". fuck off pussy. :1orglaugh

leedsfan 07-13-2010 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17332248)
:1orglaugh

dude if you only knew, i look like a friggin model. and that is no joke. the girls i have dated AGREE with my views of women and men. so many weak ass people in this world.
why are you telling me about your wife? i dont give a flying fuck about you or your wife. you go tell her that. like i "described her". fuck off pussy. :1orglaugh

fact is, you clearly don't look like a model. If you did you wouldn't have a problem posting a picture of yourself. I'm not the pussy here. That would be the unhappy whiney fuck who can't seem to find the "right girl"
hahaha. Have you ever considered it's because you have a small dick?

MetaMan 07-13-2010 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leedsfan (Post 17332281)
fact is, you clearly don't look like a model. If you did you wouldn't have a problem posting a picture of yourself. I'm not the pussy here. That would be the unhappy whiney fuck who can't seem to find the "right girl"
hahaha. Have you ever considered it's because you have a small dick?

wtf is with you weak minded people who always think people are looking for the "right girl" or the "right guy". i dont dive into societies pressures of getting married and popping out brats. it is pure bullshit and just set up to make someone money off YOU being weak minded.

money on rings
money on wedding presents
money on baby clothes
money on school for the brats

the list goes on and on. half you idiots get into massive debt just to have a wedding because it is the "thing to do".

that is why the divorce rate is so high.

i worry about impressing myself not weak minded people and meeting societies bullshit standards.

sorry i dont post my pics here because it is a bunch of dudes. im better off going on a gay forum at least they will come out and admit they love my huge cock and not just pretend like 90% of you closet wankers do here.

Amputate Your Head 07-13-2010 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17332296)
wtf is with you weak minded people who always think people are looking for the "right girl" or the "right guy". i dont dive into societies pressures of getting married and popping out brats.

Being married / having kids are two completely different things brah.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17332296)
it is pure bullshit and just set up to make someone money off YOU being weak minded.

Agreed. The marriage industry milks its customers for as much shit as they can, just as much as any other industry.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17332296)
money on rings
money on wedding presents
money on baby clothes
money on school for the brats

the list goes on and on. half you idiots get into massive debt just to have a wedding because it is the "thing to do".

Some people don't think things through. The most I've ever spent on any of my three weddings was probably on the first one. Traveled to Denmark.... honeymooned in Spain... etc. It was probably a few thousand bucks. But I did it on a military salary which is peanuts, and without going into debt. The most I've ever spent on rings was for my current wife, and it was a shit ton. But... that was back in the days of the big porn money raining from the sky, and I had money to wipe my ass with. The wedding was just this last January, and we did it cheap. Less than $1k in Vegas. Simple, fun, easy... done.

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17332296)
that is why the divorce rate is so high.

Wrong. The divorce rate is so high because people are simply incompatible with others. Even the people that have been married 40 years will tell you, it's a lot of work & compromise. Think of it like this.... spend every single day with your best male buddy, on the notion that you'll be doing it for the rest of your life, and see how long it takes to get into an argument. Share a bank account with him and see how long money "issues" pop up. Some choose to work through those times, others divorce. It has nothing to do with the cost of the wedding.

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17332296)
sorry i dont post my pics here because it is a bunch of dudes. im better off going on a gay forum at least they will come out and admit they love my huge cock and not just pretend like 90% of you closet wankers do here.

Agreed.

leedsfan 07-13-2010 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17332296)
wtf is with you weak minded people who always think people are looking for the "right girl" or the "right guy". i dont dive into societies pressures of getting married and popping out brats. it is pure bullshit and just set up to make someone money off YOU being weak minded.

i worry about impressing myself not weak minded people and meeting societies bullshit standards.

sorry i dont post my pics here because it is a bunch of dudes. im better off going on a gay forum (which I do at least once a day to jack off with my buddies) at least they will come out and admit they love my huge cock and not just pretend like 90% of you closet wankers do here.

You're calling me weak, and an idiot because you have no other comeback. How fucking sad for you. Expected, but sad. No-one is interested in that. Just in responding to your threads by pointing out where you are wrong, which happens a lot.

Don't be jealous because someone else is happy. It makes you look small, in every sense.:winkwink::1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Why don't you go back to worrying about impressing yourself.....classic!!

Huggles 07-13-2010 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17331790)
I don't care. As long as they are intelligent. I can't stand to listen to stupid people speak for more than a minute. Why is it that most of the "super beautiful" people are also the fucking dumbest?


Bang on.


Listening to a couple of idiots chat is like fingernails down a chalk board.

baddog 07-13-2010 12:26 PM

Probably because most guys do at the same time.

MetaMan 07-13-2010 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by leedsfan (Post 17332354)
You're calling me weak, and an idiot because you have no other comeback. How fucking sad for you. Expected, but sad. No-one is interested in that. Just in responding to your threads by pointing out where you are wrong, which happens a lot.

Don't be jealous because someone else is happy. It makes you look small, in every sense.:winkwink::1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Why don't you go back to worrying about impressing yourself.....classic!!

:1orglaugh

i know your type you are 35+ looking back on young, successful, good looking independent guys like myself wishing "what could have been".

you have put such a front up in your life that you forget why you had to put one up in the first place.

you most likely get liquored up at local pubs, talk shit to guys in their prime and have been beaten up by guys almost half your age at least once.

it's fine when you are 60 and you and your wife no longer sleep in the same bed, and the only contact you have is when you pick up your plate for dinner and all you do is sit in your reclining chair watching CNN bitching about politics remember me. :thumbsup

digitaldivas 07-13-2010 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Randy West (Post 17331800)
I think you are either trolling, dead fucking wrong, or live in a place where the women must be hideous. Women in their late 20's to late 30's are prime for a good old fashioned pumping.

Sure, some get overweight, have stretch marks, wide hips, etc. however it tends to be mostly due to child birthing. By that age they may have pumped out a baby or two. That's to be expected in the average female if you know absolutely anything about the female anatomy.

I don't agree 100 percent but Randy West = Respect :thumbsup

PenisFace 07-13-2010 12:36 PM

People talk about sex being sacred and all that shit. It's not. It's a thing where you put your dick inside of someone (or if you're a woman, someone puts their dick inside of you). It feels nice, is fun to do, and... Every single animal fucks.

And you know what? A hole is a hole. Even the ugliest men and women fuck. If a woman magically turned into some kind of ham beast after turning 28... She still needs a little bit of lovin'. Know what I mean?

What I'm saying is I fuck ugly chicks.

webair 07-13-2010 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by TopbucksMatt (Post 17331781)
Sounds like you have lovely and well-balanced women in your life.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

OTerror 07-13-2010 12:38 PM

I think at age 27, they realize that they are getting old. So they drink their HATORADE!

MetaMan 07-13-2010 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace (Post 17332400)
People talk about sex being sacred and all that shit. It's not. It's a thing where you put your dick inside of someone (or if you're a woman, someone puts their dick inside of you). It feels nice, is fun to do, and... Every single animal fucks.

And you know what? A hole is a hole. Even the ugliest men and women fuck. If a woman magically turned into some kind of ham beast after turning 28... She still needs a little bit of lovin'. Know what I mean?

What I'm saying is I fuck ugly chicks.

:1orglaugh

great post.

i fucked a fat chick onetime, nice fake tits, but i swear i had a shower 4x per day for a week after. her fatness made me feel really dirty. sometimes now i will get cringes thinking about it. :(

she wasnt even a beast, just your average softball player size, i dont mean the hot pro ones i mean the beer league ones.

Bryan G 07-13-2010 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17332409)
:1orglaugh

great post.

i fucked a fat chick onetime, nice fake tits, but i swear i had a shower 4x per day for a week after. her fatness made me feel really dirty. sometimes now i will get cringes thinking about it. :(

she wasnt even a beast, just your average softball player size, i dont mean the hot pro ones i mean the beer league ones.

This is a change, all your other posts you said you would never fuck a fat chick. Anyhow troll along! :)

Agent 488 07-13-2010 12:54 PM

plenty of hot moms/milfs out there.


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