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will76 07-14-2010 11:17 PM

Who do I have to bribe to get an ebay account? Anyone have one that they want to sell to me?
 
If that is possible. What a pain in the ass to deal with. I signed up for an ebay account about 2 weeks ago. Had to put code on my sites to verify I owned them. Then waited for ever to get some canned dumb ass reply that they would not accept me for some of the following reasons and then had a list of bullshit. There is nothing wrong with my mainstream site. I had the same problem with them a couple years back for another site. WTF? I want to send them business and I am not doing anything shady.

If anyone has a contact or has an account with them that they are not using and they will sell it to me, let me know. If that is possible, for me to change the contact and tax id info etc...

BJ 07-14-2010 11:59 PM

Hi, I have a USA account with 100% feedback I am no longer using, will sell it to you. icq 144949511

will76 07-15-2010 12:01 AM

Sorry I will be more clear, I am looking for an AFFILIATE ebay account. Not an account to buy and sell on ebay.

CunningStunt 07-15-2010 12:10 AM

Do people buy will kits and car insurance on eBay?

ottopottomouse 07-15-2010 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CunningStunt (Post 17336542)
Do people buy will kits and car insurance on eBay?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Last-Testament-Kit-/370405399523

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Pay-You-Go-Car...-/170512278509

CunningStunt 07-15-2010 04:55 AM

Oh the irony!

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lagcam 07-15-2010 05:05 AM

I believe what you are asking for is illegal Will.

docputer 07-15-2010 05:16 AM

How old is the mainstream site you are submitting?
They are getting pickier about sites being established for several months-years with a decent amount of traffic.
Three years ago, you could sign up with a blogger or hubpages account and get approved. Now they verify domain ownership and traffic history.

Ethersync 07-15-2010 05:28 AM

I know a lot of people abused the shit out of eBay's affiliate program several years ago. Sounds like the pendulum has now swung too far in the other direction now.

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will76 07-15-2010 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 17336908)
I believe what you are asking for is illegal Will.

illegal? WTF? You think I am going to get 2 -4 years hard labor for doing this lol. at the worst I am violating their TOS. :upsidedow


Quote:

Originally Posted by docputer (Post 17336916)
How old is the mainstream site you are submitting?
They are getting pickier about sites being established for several months-years with a decent amount of traffic.
Three years ago, you could sign up with a blogger or hubpages account and get approved. Now they verify domain ownership and traffic history.

its relatively new sites with not a lot of traffic yet. I was going to wait to get the ebay stuff in place before cranking it as I was going to be featuring their program as the main source of revenue. I guess I will need to find someone with an established high volume site to let me put down as mine to get me through the verification process. Christ it is not like I am going to do anything to cheat them, i just want a damn affiliate account.

Vox 07-15-2010 08:14 PM

Just sign up with amazon.com for now.
A little low paying, but it does convert nicely.

will76 07-15-2010 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vox (Post 17339099)
Just sign up with amazon.com for now.
A little low paying, but it does convert nicely.

i will find a way around it if I have to buy a damn mainstream site that is established with a lot of traffic to it already. They just piss me off, but they have a lot of income potential with their program and I have a good way to promote it.

lagcam 07-15-2010 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 17338587)
illegal? WTF? You think I am going to get 2 -4 years hard labor for doing this lol. at the worst I am violating their TOS. :upsidedow

Go for it smart man. Just make a note not to come crying here when they don't pay you out for violating those TOS.


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