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Coup 07-28-2010 11:13 AM

Glenn Beck's Goldline Scheme.. Fool's Gold!
 
http://imgur.com/cRx4r.jpg

DWB 07-28-2010 12:30 PM

If an investor doesn't research what he is investing in, then I can't feel sorry for him when he gets screwed.

Just because Glenn Beck told me to buy something does not mean I'm going to run out and buy it. A smart man would research it first, then make a buying decision.

It's like porn. You're going to get fucked and not paid, but you still leave your links and promote the company who's fucking you anyway. People are just dumb like that.

Vendzilla 07-28-2010 12:35 PM

So you're against free marketing?
He's pushing gold, you're pushing porn, you're an idiot, you know that don't you?

Caligari 07-28-2010 12:39 PM

He's scamming people with French Roosters? I thought at least he would call them Freedom Roosters:1orglaugh

Really, anyone who follows this twit must realize his scamming goes beyond selling gold.
And if they dont, this is proof enough.

The Demon 07-28-2010 12:46 PM

I don't know if it can get dumber than Caligari or Coup. Those two crack me up.

2012 07-28-2010 12:47 PM

http://i31.tinypic.com/35n63nk.jpg

mynameisjim 07-28-2010 01:23 PM

This has nothing to do with Beck's political views, but he has a fan base that truly believes in him and he tells them to buy gold in a way that is probably the least efficient way to get into the gold market and he obviously knows it.

If anything, it shows he could care less about his viewers/fans. If you watch or listen to his show, he plays it up like he is he is looking out for them and working hard to help them. Often nearly breaking down into tears.

If you enjoy watching Glen Beck, that's totally fine. I just think some people don't realize he is an entertainer and a showman, not a political expert or a historian or anything else.

Even if you are a conservative, you have to admit that divisive and manipulative figures like him do damage to the public discourse. The same way people on the left who run around trying to capture Republicans on video saying something stupid end up doing more harm than good.

As "Americans" we need to realize these people on the left and right like Glen Beck are making millions by turning us all against each other. The banks, the oil companies, and the super rich are running away with all the money while Americans are blaming their middle class neighbors for all of the country's problems because they are a "liberal" or a "conservative".

If you buy into this whole liberal vs. conservative crap, it means you have been played buy a huge money making operation that only benefits the super rich. Because they can continue twisting the rules and stealing all the money while the uneducated masses fight each other over the latest youtube video of Glen Beck or Keith Olberman.

LongBG 07-28-2010 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17370046)
If an investor doesn't research what he is investing in, then I can't feel sorry for him when he gets screwed.

Just because Glenn Beck told me to buy something does not mean I'm going to run out and buy it. A smart man would research it first, then make a buying decision.

It's like porn. You're going to get fucked and not paid, but you still leave your links and promote the company who's fucking you anyway. People are just dumb like that.

+1

8 Chars.

pradaboy 07-28-2010 01:33 PM

This is in any case abuse of a position of authority.

JBlack 07-28-2010 01:44 PM

I think Stephen Colbert said it best in this video:

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-col...-women---sheep

Quote:

00:06:49 When he's taping these promos, glenn tells people to buy gold because he's paid by goldline.
00:06:55 During his news program, he tells people to buy gold because he's paid by fox news, which is paid by goldline.
00:07:02 There's nothing dirty about it.
00:07:03 The money is perfectly laundered.
00:07:06 point is, gold is a solid investment.
00:07:11 Especially when you buy it from the retail outlets that advertise on conservative talk shows like goldline, who sells gold for 30% to 35% more than they pay for it.
00:07:25 Folks, that proves gold is a great investment.
00:07:26 They're making a killing.
^ Fucking Genius!

mynameisjim 07-28-2010 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBlack (Post 17370275)
I think Stephen Colbert said it best in this video:

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-col...-women---sheep



^ Fucking Genius!

lol.

I saw this ad on Fox news a while back.


BlackCrayon 07-28-2010 02:12 PM

like sheep the slaughter, beck cares not for the people who tune in daily.

marketsmart 07-28-2010 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17370060)
So you're against free marketing?
He's pushing gold, you're pushing porn, you're an idiot, you know that don't you?

how many hours a day do you watch fox news?

do you put on your old sailor outfit with maybe a nice silk thong on underneath while you watch it?

i think you should go down and get checked out at the VA.. i think something horrible happened to you on one of the subs and i think a lot of semen/seamen were involved... :2 cents:




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DWB 07-28-2010 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pradaboy (Post 17370242)
This is in any case abuse of a position of authority.

You mean like "The Church" is?

Everyone in a position of authority abuses it. What could would that position be if you couldn't? :2 cents:

dig420 07-28-2010 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17370046)
If an investor doesn't research what he is investing in, then I can't feel sorry for him when he gets screwed.

Just because Glenn Beck told me to buy something does not mean I'm going to run out and buy it. A smart man would research it first, then make a buying decision.

It's like porn. You're going to get fucked and not paid, but you still leave your links and promote the company who's fucking you anyway. People are just dumb like that.

Problem is, smart people don't listen to Glenn Beck. He knows his audience. The same people that think voting for the Patriot Act stood for being a 'Patriot', who defend the first amendment as long as someone's not talking bad about the country, who constantly talk about their personal freedoms disappearing while they cheered the disappearance of their right to Habeas Corpus and couldn't wait to give up their freedom not to be unreasonably searched and spied upon.

In other words, Goldline's absolute most targeted audience.

Coup 07-28-2010 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17370060)
So you're against free marketing?
He's pushing gold, you're pushing porn, you're an idiot, you know that don't you?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Coup 07-28-2010 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 17370384)
how many hours a day do you watch fox news?

do you put on your old sailor outfit with maybe a nice silk thong on underneath while you watch it?

i think you should go down and get checked out at the VA.. i think something horrible happened to you on one of the subs and i think a lot of semen/seamen were involved... :2 cents:




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LMFAO. You crack me up dude.

2012 07-28-2010 02:55 PM


Elli 07-28-2010 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mynameisjim (Post 17370310)
lol.

I saw this ad on Fox news a while back.


Are those Alex Jones' Crisis Seeds? :)

Elli 07-28-2010 03:05 PM

Looks like Goldline is actually being investigated!

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/glenn-...1197000&page=1

Exclusive: Glenn Beck's Golden Advertiser Under Investigation
Authorities Probe Goldline, Gold Firm Touted By Beck And Other Fox Talkers, For Alleged 'Rip Off'
By MATTHEW MOSK, JOSEPH RHEE and BRIAN ROSS
July 19, 2010

...

"Weiner told ABC News that neither the sale of gold nor the promotion on conservative broadcasts is the real problem. The rip off, as he called it, was in Goldline's push to get consumers to buy gold coins instead of pure gold. "

Coup 07-28-2010 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mynameisjim (Post 17370216)
This has nothing to do with Beck's political views, but he has a fan base that truly believes in him and he tells them to buy gold in a way that is probably the least efficient way to get into the gold market and he obviously knows it.

If anything, it shows he could care less about his viewers/fans. If you watch or listen to his show, he plays it up like he is he is looking out for them and working hard to help them. Often nearly breaking down into tears.

If you enjoy watching Glen Beck, that's totally fine. I just think some people don't realize he is an entertainer and a showman, not a political expert or a historian or anything else.

Even if you are a conservative, you have to admit that divisive and manipulative figures like him do damage to the public discourse. The same way people on the left who run around trying to capture Republicans on video saying something stupid end up doing more harm than good.

As "Americans" we need to realize these people on the left and right like Glen Beck are making millions by turning us all against each other. The banks, the oil companies, and the super rich are running away with all the money while Americans are blaming their middle class neighbors for all of the country's problems because they are a "liberal" or a "conservative".

If you buy into this whole liberal vs. conservative crap, it means you have been played buy a huge money making operation that only benefits the super rich. Because they can continue twisting the rules and stealing all the money while the uneducated masses fight each other over the latest youtube video of Glen Beck or Keith Olberman.

Good Post. :thumbsup

PornMD 07-28-2010 03:43 PM

Who gives a shit about Glenn Beck enough to post about him?

On that note, my only comment is that I feel sorry for the guy named Anthony Weiner. Oh wait, sorry...Representative Weiner.

$5 submissions 07-28-2010 03:44 PM

That canadian maple leaf coin is looking mighty sweeeeeeeet

SpongeBub 07-28-2010 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 17370617)
Who gives a shit about Glenn Beck enough to post about him?

On that note, my only comment is that I feel sorry for the guy named Anthony Weiner. Oh wait, sorry...Representative Weiner.

Where does your avatar pic come from? "Walk Hard"?

sperbonzo 07-28-2010 04:42 PM

What is the point here? When you are making a decision regarding media buys, you are obviously going for the most targeted demographic that you can, in order to get the best ROI.

Glenn Becks audience has an affinity to the concept that hyper-inflation and worthless paper currencies are a potential liability in the future. That's not insane, there are many well respected economists who also feel this way. If I am the marketing director for Goldline, I want to buy time on the show in order to get "targeted traffic" for my advertising budget.

That's like saying that when you watch "Top Gear" on BBC and they talk great things about high-end cars, and then a Jaguar ad comes on, that it's all part of some big conspiracy.

Get it together people.... this is really tin-foil hat wearing kind of thinking here.

Glenn Beck was doing his show, saying the same kind of things, for quite some time before GoldLine became a sponsor. I'm sure they heard it, and thought, "This audience would be a good fit for us!" Simple as that.

The silliness of the original concept of this thread is just over the top.


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slavdogg 07-28-2010 04:46 PM

How many of you are aware that Starting January 1st US GOV will track all buyers of gold and gold coins ??
You still think Beck is crazy ??

Coup 07-28-2010 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 17370760)
The silliness of the original concept of this thread is just over the top.


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I think it's hilarious that you have no issue with glenn beck using a position of trust (working under the banner of news) to fleece his viewers. People like yourself are exactly the reason why we have the current state of journalism (or lack thereof) we have today.

What ever, go on down to fox news gold emporium.. with prices this low you're crazy to expect facts!

Coup 07-28-2010 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slavdogg (Post 17370775)
how many of you are aware that starting january 1st us gov will track all buyers of gold and gold coins ??

good.....

Vendzilla 07-28-2010 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 17370384)
how many hours a day do you watch fox news?

do you put on your old sailor outfit with maybe a nice silk thong on underneath while you watch it?

i think you should go down and get checked out at the VA.. i think something horrible happened to you on one of the subs and i think a lot of semen/seamen were involved... :2 cents:

I think maybe if you think of me in that way, you might need some professional help or heavier meds than you're on right now, I know a guy in anderson california that has some killer bud that would probably help.

Caligari 07-28-2010 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 17370760)
What is the point here? When you are making a decision regarding media buys, you are obviously going for the most targeted demographic that you can, in order to get the best ROI.

did you not see this?
Quote:

Looks like Goldline is actually being investigated!
http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/glenn-...1197000&page=1

Exclusive: Glenn Beck's Golden Advertiser Under Investigation
Authorities Probe Goldline, Gold Firm Touted By Beck And Other Fox Talkers, For Alleged 'Rip Off'
By MATTHEW MOSK, JOSEPH RHEE and BRIAN ROSS
July 19, 2010
Goldline is being investigated for fraud, Beck is peddling Goldline.......1+1=

dig420 07-28-2010 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 17370760)
What is the point here? When you are making a decision regarding media buys, you are obviously going for the most targeted demographic that you can, in order to get the best ROI.

Glenn Becks audience has an affinity to the concept that hyper-inflation and worthless paper currencies are a potential liability in the future. That's not insane, there are many well respected economists who also feel this way. If I am the marketing director for Goldline, I want to buy time on the show in order to get "targeted traffic" for my advertising budget.

That's like saying that when you watch "Top Gear" on BBC and they talk great things about high-end cars, and then a Jaguar ad comes on, that it's all part of some big conspiracy.

Get it together people.... this is really tin-foil hat wearing kind of thinking here.

Glenn Beck was doing his show, saying the same kind of things, for quite some time before GoldLine became a sponsor. I'm sure they heard it, and thought, "This audience would be a good fit for us!" Simple as that.

The silliness of the original concept of this thread is just over the top.


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That's not the point. The point is that even if you're in the gold market, buying from goldline shows about as much business savvy as investing your life savings too become an Amway salesman. The ROFL comes from the idea that Beck's audience is so susceptible to the pitch.

dig420 07-28-2010 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17370866)
I think maybe if you think of me in that way, you might need some professional help or heavier meds than you're on right now, I know a guy in anderson california that has some killer bud that would probably help.

oh yes, the old 'I'm NOT a right-winger WHARGARRBL!!!'

Never fails to entertain.

Coup 07-28-2010 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 17370891)
oh yes, the old 'I'm NOT a right-winger WHARGARRBL!!!'

Never fails to entertain.

He's no right winger.. just every aspect of his political views are right wing as fuck. but No siree.. not a winger.

cut him some slack. heh.

Vendzilla 07-28-2010 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 17370891)
oh yes, the old 'I'm NOT a right-winger WHARGARRBL!!!'

Never fails to entertain.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup (Post 17370898)
He's no right winger.. just every aspect of his political views are right wing as fuck. but No siree.. not a winger.

cut him some slack. heh.

You guys need to get a room, where did I say that? love how you make shit up to make a point! "Fail"

Or is it the hook on phonics course hasn't come in yet?

Coup 07-28-2010 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17370909)
You guys need to get a room, where did I say that? love how you make shit up to make a point! "Fail"

what was made up about my post?

charlie g 07-28-2010 05:58 PM

Glenn Beck is a caricature of a conservative and just an entertainer. While I agree with some of what he says I know it's a crafted act. I honestly doubt he believes much of what he says and I want to puke whenever I hear his voice.

Rush, love him or hate, is sincere with most of his schtik. Beck is a poor man's Rush targeted to imbeciles and radicals. If you look into his background you know he is a con.

BTW, I dont care much for Glenn

uno 07-28-2010 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpongeBub (Post 17370626)
Where does your avatar pic come from? "Walk Hard"?

I think its from Blades of Glory

Ethersync 07-28-2010 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17370046)
If an investor doesn't research what he is investing in, then I can't feel sorry for him when he gets screwed.

Just because Glenn Beck told me to buy something does not mean I'm going to run out and buy it. A smart man would research it first, then make a buying decision.

It's like porn. You're going to get fucked and not paid, but you still leave your links and promote the company who's fucking you anyway. People are just dumb like that.

:2 cents:

2MuchMark 07-28-2010 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17370060)
So you're against free marketing?
He's pushing gold, you're pushing porn, you're an idiot, you know that don't you?

It's not that.

What Beck does is SCARE people into buying Gold. Beyond any investment, he tries in a variety of ways to convince people that gold is worth more than cash, and that people need to repalce their cash for his "gold" before the end comes. He doesn't just do this in a commercial or advertisement, he does this on his "News" shows.

Editorial, performance art or whatever you want to call his shows, people still consider his bullshit to be "News" and therefore 100% credible just because its on Fox News. He scares the shit out of Teabaggers, GOP's and racists who "don't trust the black man in the white house".

Beck is a fucking weasel from head to toe and deserves to be sued for what he has done or thrown in jail.

Alot of people like to say he's only acting but he's taken shit too far. Did you hear what he plans to do on Martin Luther King day? http://studwithswag.com/5242/glenn-b...uther-king-jr/

Bill8 07-28-2010 06:07 PM

I like reading Barry Ritholtz and his Big Picture site - that infoporn image says its from Big Picture - he often makes a lot of sense, which is rare in an econ geek.

http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/

Anybody who watches Glenn Beck is just begging to be ripped off and buttfucked anyway, so I hope he takes those idiots for every penny he can get.

Then it could be fun to watch them realizing what suckers they've been.

Vendzilla 07-28-2010 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup (Post 17370926)
what was made up about my post?

You commented on someone's post about me

Actually, a lot of my views are liberal, we just debate about what Obama is doing, and for most of that, I'm conservative

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-28-2010 06:12 PM

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Coup 07-28-2010 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17370956)

a lot of my views are liberal,

I've never seen any of them.

Coup 07-28-2010 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 17370963)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh it was the kevin bacon bit that got me.

2012 07-28-2010 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 17370963)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup (Post 17370974)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh it was the kevin bacon bit that got me.

http://i25.tinypic.com/2iug5s.jpg

PornMD 07-28-2010 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpongeBub (Post 17370626)
Where does your avatar pic come from? "Walk Hard"?

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno (Post 17370934)
I think its from Blades of Glory

Bingo, Jenna Fischer.

Vendzilla 07-28-2010 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup (Post 17370972)
I've never seen any of them.

read more

Coup 07-28-2010 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17371083)
read more

provide with examples please. because literally every post of yours I have ever read dealing with politics has been solidly right wing.

The Demon 07-28-2010 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 17370760)
What is the point here? When you are making a decision regarding media buys, you are obviously going for the most targeted demographic that you can, in order to get the best ROI.

Glenn Becks audience has an affinity to the concept that hyper-inflation and worthless paper currencies are a potential liability in the future. That's not insane, there are many well respected economists who also feel this way. If I am the marketing director for Goldline, I want to buy time on the show in order to get "targeted traffic" for my advertising budget.

That's like saying that when you watch "Top Gear" on BBC and they talk great things about high-end cars, and then a Jaguar ad comes on, that it's all part of some big conspiracy.

Get it together people.... this is really tin-foil hat wearing kind of thinking here.

Glenn Beck was doing his show, saying the same kind of things, for quite some time before GoldLine became a sponsor. I'm sure they heard it, and thought, "This audience would be a good fit for us!" Simple as that.

The silliness of the original concept of this thread is just over the top.


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Your first mistake was talking common sense to a bunch of retarded apes.

Coup 07-28-2010 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17371182)
Your first mistake was talking common sense to a bunch of retarded apes.

http://rubbercat.net/artduck/artduck03.gif

Basically you in cartoon form. What I'm saying is you're pretty much a cartoon.


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