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trollhunter 08-08-2010 10:15 PM

Axl Rose threatens to cancel tour over leaf blower!
 
http://www.deadlinehollyweird.com/ar...73110.html#axl :1orglaugh

MALIBU, CA -- It was 7:30am when Axl Rose "called it a day" and climbed into the lower deck of his custom-made fur-lined bed inside his Latigo Canyon estate.

"We had just gone to sleep when we heard this loud, constant buzzing sound," said Rose's longtime friend and roommate, Sebastian Bach. "I looked down from the top bunk at Axl and we were both like...


Bunk beds?

Seth Manson 08-08-2010 11:11 PM

He was really on top of Axl.

2012 08-08-2010 11:13 PM


Jakez 08-08-2010 11:20 PM

When you finally pass out at 7:30am from the night before, it's kind of expected that you'll soon be annoyed by the neighborhood leaf blowers and lawn mowers while trying to sleep through the daytime.

SomeCreep 08-09-2010 12:16 AM

Axl has always been a douche bag asshole. That's what he's known for.

The Ghost 08-09-2010 12:19 AM

Doesn't seem like a trustworthy news source. :1orglaugh

Randy West 08-09-2010 12:37 AM

""He came out in this furry robe," recalled gardner Carlos Gutierrez. "He was like 'are you the motherfuckers with the lawn blowers?' I said 'what's it to you, fatass?'" At that point he threw some half-assed karate kick and ran away saying something like, "Thanks to you the whole fucking tour is off.""
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ottopottomouse 08-09-2010 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ghost (Post 17401461)
Doesn't seem like a trustworthy news source. :1orglaugh

their about page doesn't really claim to be news:
Quote:

we are an "open source" gossip site -- owned by everyone. If you have anything to contribute, please feel free to contact us. Whether it's a lead on a new secret project or if you just want to tell us that your girlfriend is being stalked by an 80s action star who is masturbating in his Porsche fifty yards outside her apartment window. (True Story, BTW) Send it along and we'll decide if it's news.

Pics Traffic 08-09-2010 04:45 AM

Sebastian Bach ? Is that the guy from Skid Row?

icymelon 08-09-2010 04:47 AM

its an estate I would think the neighbor would be far enough away that you wouldnt hear them

Agent 488 08-09-2010 04:49 AM

also Lindsay Lohan converts to Islam in Jail.

Spunky 08-09-2010 05:58 AM

Somehow that doesn't surprise me lol

CaptainHowdy 08-09-2010 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17401665)
also Lindsay Lohan converts to Islam in Jail.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh...

Tom_PM 08-09-2010 08:29 AM

Leaf blowers should be banned anyway. Pick up a rake, pick up a broom.

Vendzilla 08-09-2010 08:47 AM

7:30 am? They shouldn't be working at that time anyways

trollhunter 08-09-2010 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ghost (Post 17401461)
Doesn't seem like a trustworthy news source. :1orglaugh


yeah. I took a look at their credentials. Not sure how legit they are but a few gems stood out

Sean PENN angry at Haitians for smiling!

http://deadlinehollyweird.com/archive_073110.html#penn

and..

"SCOTT BAIO ON NUMBER 9,000: "ALL POONTANG IS BASICALLY THE SAME"

"Poontang is a lot like toothpaste," advised Baio. "You never need as much as the people who own it suggest, and when you're done you'll always need to rinse your mouth." http://www.deadlinehollyweird.com

good find. :1orglaugh

tranza 08-09-2010 08:56 AM

Now that's a reliable source...

John-ACWM 08-09-2010 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2012 (Post 17401417)

Are you kidding me...one of the best songs/videos ever!
He's a piece of music history, guess he can be a wimpy kid.

Yngwie 08-09-2010 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slow Roosevelt (Post 17401662)
Sebastian Bach ? Is that the guy from Skid Row?

Yes, but he hasn't been with them for a while.

thickcash_amo 08-09-2010 10:35 AM

I would be pissed at 7:30am too...but yeah he is a huge douche!

BruceM 08-09-2010 10:47 AM

Lol bunk beds, that is funny

Bryan G 08-09-2010 10:49 AM

LOL at everyone that thinks this is real

myneid 08-09-2010 10:49 AM

"where the truth lies"
get it? get it?
you see its a pun, so its witty

Kenny B! 08-09-2010 12:47 PM

he might be an ass hole but he put on a great show in Montreal earlier this year. He was on stage for close to 3 hours, sounded kind of crappy but put in an amazing effort, I haven't seen a crowd go nuts like that in a long time, everyone was on their feet from beginning to end.

Adam X 08-09-2010 01:12 PM

Ever wonder why the word LIE is smack dab in the middle of the word BELIEVE ??

_Richard_ 08-09-2010 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by myneid (Post 17402263)
"where the truth lies"
get it? get it?
you see its a pun, so its witty

amirite..amirite..

Semi-Retired-Dave 08-09-2010 01:47 PM

Man I hate those things.

Vegas Ken 08-09-2010 01:53 PM

I am a huge GnR fan, but Axl is a douch!

michael.kickass 08-09-2010 01:56 PM

Axl is right in this one anyway, 7:30 am is no time to do that shit.

trollhunter 08-09-2010 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michael.kickass (Post 17402757)
Axl is right in this one anyway, 7:30 am is no time to do that shit.

I just don't understand how he had to ask the guys with the leaf blowers, "are you the guys with the leaf blowers?" Isn't that obvious at some point?

HD Content 08-09-2010 05:21 PM

If it is true, Axel has always been a huge tool

M0nk 08-09-2010 06:58 PM

I already saw their show so I donīt really care.
AXL is one of the biggest assholes in rock nīroll so this doesnīt surprise me at all..

DirtyJs 08-09-2010 07:52 PM

Wow, I just found out the two guys I hate the most have bunk beds?

webair 08-09-2010 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyJs (Post 17403559)
Wow, I just found out the two guys I hate the most have bunk beds?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SpongeBub 08-09-2010 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 17401458)
Axl has always been a douche bag asshole. That's what he's known for.

And talentless. Don't forget talentless. He's sure as shit known for that as well.

flashfire 08-10-2010 12:00 AM

he was ready to take this guy down and I dont mean to the paradise city...LOL

blonda80 08-10-2010 07:07 AM

he may cancel it. i didn`t bough tickets :) and i would felt sorry if i wasn`t there :D

alias 08-10-2010 07:18 AM

Funny shit.


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