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Doug of Montreal 08-18-2010 11:16 AM

Apology To ScarlettBlue... For Ashley's Herpes
 
So last night I was asked to look over a message our marketing manager Ashley was sending to one of our partners, ScarlettBlue. It was late. I was feeling good. Okay, maybe I was feeling a bit... giddy? Anyway, at the top of the reply to Ashley I wrote:

"**NEEDS TO BE EDITED BY YOU… BUT…"

You couldn't miss it. And Ashley didn't. At the bottom, though, I added a signature that went something like:

Sincerely,

Ashley
AKA Princess Sparkles
AKA The Rose Bomber
AKA Lambella, Bringer of Death and Herpes


Anyway, she saw the sig, laughed about how it would be funny if she sent it with that... and then somehow manged to still send it.

So this is my public apology to Scarlett Blue for my lapse of judgment. And I also apologize to Ashley who, to the best of my knowledge, does not have herpes--though she does spray pungent rose perfume around the office and has a lamb fetish. You rock, darlin! But I guess that's what you get for taking a work from home day. :)

marketsmart 08-18-2010 11:28 AM

do you have herpes?




.

JFK 08-18-2010 11:32 AM

Ashley's Herpes, is that a new nieche ?:Oh crap

Doug of Montreal 08-18-2010 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 17424683)
do you have herpes?
.

Good question.

No.

I'd ask you the same, to make conversation, but on this one... I'm okay not knowing. :)

Doug of Montreal 08-18-2010 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 17424693)
Ashley's Herpes, is that a new nieche ?:Oh crap

Hmmm... not sure about a niche, but there's a site in there for sure!

Looking forward to seeing you at Qwebec next week, Big J ;)

Jman 08-18-2010 11:35 AM

ashleysherpes.com AVAILABLE

Hurry up JFK and grab teh herpes ;-)

fuzebox 08-18-2010 11:36 AM

I like Princess Sparkles.

JFK 08-18-2010 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 17424705)
ashleysherpes.com AVAILABLE

Hurry up JFK and grab teh herpes ;-)

whipping my cc out right now :winkwink:

RyuLion 08-18-2010 11:42 AM

Wow, I guess we can all joke around about everything nowadays..lol..

Doug of Montreal 08-18-2010 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 17424726)
Wow, I guess we can all joke around about everything nowadays..lol..

Not if you're sitting within stapler throwing distance. This I just found out. :(

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-18-2010 11:53 AM

http://verydemotivational.files.word...3784483591.jpg

http://www.ihatebryanboy.com/bryanbo...107_herpes.jpg

ADG

RyuLion 08-18-2010 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug of Montreal (Post 17424742)
Not if you're sitting within stapler throwing distance. This I just found out. :(

Wear goggles to work..

jsmocn 08-18-2010 12:04 PM

Apology accepted... Thought it was pretty funny. Happy to do business with Princess Sparkles (Keep the herpes though!) Jo

Doug of Montreal 08-18-2010 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jsmocn (Post 17424786)
Apology accepted... Thought it was pretty funny. Happy to do business with Princess Sparkles (Keep the herpes though!) Jo

lol - glad you dropped in for this. My total bad, Jo. I'll figure out a non-herpe-like way to make it up to you guys ;)

Doug of Montreal 08-18-2010 12:24 PM

And thanks, ADG, for the artwork. The pics could have been a lot worse, so thanks for your restraint. :)

Jman 08-18-2010 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 17424710)
whipping my cc out right now :winkwink:

Did you get the email confirmation...

"Congratulations mr. JFK, you now have Ashleysherpes.com" :winkwink:

Veevee 08-18-2010 12:55 PM

Ashley!!!

Princess Sparkles...mmm...I like it.

You have a lamb fetish?? What's wrong with you girl'? You missing out on pigs!!!

Doug of Montreal 08-18-2010 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veevee (Post 17424945)
You have a lamb fetish?? What's wrong with you girl'? You missing out on pigs!!!

Please, don't get her started! :)

CaptainHowdy 08-18-2010 02:14 PM

I miss herpes!

Doug of Montreal 08-18-2010 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 17425192)
I miss herpes!

No worries, my friend. They may be gone for now, but they're never far away. :)

CaptainHowdy 08-18-2010 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug of Montreal (Post 17425205)
No worries, my friend. They may be gone for now, but they're never far away. :)

Awesome news :1orglaugh...

Anthony 08-18-2010 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jsmocn (Post 17424786)
Apology accepted... Thought it was pretty funny. Happy to do business with Princess Sparkles (Keep the herpes though!) Jo

What a great first post. Accepting apologies for rumors being spread by that Doug fella from Labrador.

DWB 08-18-2010 03:45 PM

Come on, this is porn... everyone has a little herpes every now and then.

Altwebdesign 08-18-2010 04:16 PM

heheh, ive done silly things like that many times, especially when writing an anniversary card i remmeber thinking dont write happy birthday and i wrote happy birthday

AshleyMobile 08-18-2010 04:40 PM

Vee! I love lambs so much :)
ALMOST as much as I love being herpes free.

fitzmulti 08-18-2010 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17425378)
Come on, this is porn... everyone has a little herpes every now and then.

Heh heh!! :thumbsup:thumbsup


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