Sales fucking SUCK lately
 

How is your month going affils?

Actually not that bad I guess as Aug is always slow for me and lots of money spenders are off on vacation but still, the last 3 days have really sucked.

So I am going to do us all a favor and publicly bitch about it. We all know that always works. :) Why? I have no idea but it always works.

here we go.. ready?



TAKE YOUR FINGER OFF THE FUCKEN BUTTON!

JESUS FUCKING BALLS MAN, I HAVE BILLS TO PAY!

BUY A FUCKEN MEMBERSHIP YOU CHEAP FUCKING BASTARDS!



Thank you. That should do it.

Sorry toe hear dat fine sire.
:(

It's ok. Eb and f'n flow I guess. :)

Should be a good weekend anyhow. Sat is always good lately.

Kind of a primal scream therapy in this thread. I needed to yell at someone. :)

"You" can now let er flooooooooooow anytime. :)

Turn it ON baby.

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(Yes but shhhhh! Sales SUCK but shhhh! The CCBill Gods may be Listening....ZAP!! Fuck, there goes my sales, too. DAMMIT!

Actually, last 3 days HAVE sucked so I' - ZAP!! FUCK! Would you STOP IT CCBill Paulk? Jesus, just trying to make a point here. Ahem. I'm just saying sales have SUCKED since Sund - ZAP!! CHRIST Paul!

Help! I'm stuck inside a sucky sales factory and I can't get out.....)

As my Grandpa would say, "that's the stuff" :)

Give em hell. I'm telling you it shakes it up everytime. They move on to ahem "sh#vi$g the next schmuck. :)

And That Paul from CCBill let me tell you what..

j/k he reads this board, I want to "politely and anonymously" shake it up, not ruffle any feathers. :)

The bro appealing to bro approach. :)

Bills to pay. :( Time to move on to the next schmuck. :)

Surfers: Throw the dirty affiliate porn peddler a sup.

Like a panhandler, if you like. :helpme :Oh crap

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Don't want any of the above there Paul - unless that's Shap's account, then it's okay (joking - Shap's dick is way bigger than that)


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:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

:1orglaugh


I need a giant penis to pummle on some days.

I have to agree that August has been slow.

No! I refuse to come out of lala land. My sponsors are God! And they will take care of me.

They keep the shave to none (thank god) as I have an html 1.0 maximum ability (or disability) handicap. :) :thumbsup

And a membership in the senior bro club. :winkwink: :) :thumbsup :pimp

Its perfect, sales have been so bad lately im scared into working 24 hours a day!

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Let us pray...
(Cue opening chords of Jethro Tull's 'My God' from Aqualung please...)

I give anyone who is all eb'd up, :) from now till the end of time to fucking say whatever in this thread.

VENT!

Tell us how much it fucking SUCKS!

lol You know I'm getting ready to pull out the videos. :) (I need to calm down)

But not so fast. This is a serious thread. :)

Let us pray. Thank you Mister Peabody dear sire. Let us pray.

My beloved payop, processor, bank, government, and anyone reading this and espec the honorable CCBill Paul, (who I happen to just love, he's fabulous :) )

Just want to let you know the troops are sucking big dick lately. :(

"Do something Scotty"

"I'm giving er all she's got Captain."

Kirk here: Star Log 84-123 "We have no signs of fucking life lately."

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Shit.

Let's try again:

Lettuce prey...

I hear ya. I work all the f'n time too. But after a while you have to just fucking VENT!

It'll be way better this weekend. Maybe sooner if this thread stays on top. :winkwink:

i thought it was just me...

Sales are down? We are having a record month over here. Joins have never been better.

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Attention: This just in via my old school bro line...

The "man" will be flipping the "switch" (awe that fucken switch) at 12:00:01 am Eastern Daylight Time August 19, 2010.

Thank god.

I love you. You know who you are. :thumbsup

3 cheers. Hip hip hooray! :thumbsup Hip hip hooray! :thumbsup Hip hip hooray! :thumbsup

sing along with Mitch :thumbsup




like manna..

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PS: Delaney and Bonnie, baby

Believe!



just had a major "flow". Major!

Believe in this thread :thumbsup

Now that is old school goodness we can offer up to the gods.

oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when CCBill gets better looking each day



one more to the gods



and one more, Gods love country



aint nobody feelin no pain

you guys must be fucking drunk

No this is just how you feel right before you jump off the 59th St bridge. :Oh crap :)

Actually this all has a plan. Stay with me affils. :winkwink: Let me work my magic. Sign ups are getting better already. :thumbsup

There IS such a thing as the "GFY squeek gets the grease." :winkwink: Noone actually does anything but somehow signups get way better. :)

We ARE going to make this a good fucken month through sheer luck and by getting in good with the "Gods" of adult. :upsidedow

Dear Gods of Adult,
Bless everyone who enters this holy thread with big sups in August and esp SAC. Make him a believer. And give Mister Peabody lots of sups. He's a good shit.

Thank you.

Yours truely,
Vjo

This month is better than last month. Today is my best sales day ever.

Good to hear :thumbsup

I suspect we are heading for better sales from now forward as the second half of the month is always way better. Anyone else notice that.

You know, you work and work and lay all your shit out. Then you sit back, have a cold one and pray. That is kind of what were doing here. :)

No free rides. But those of us who work are asses off every fucking day non stop deserve some.. fucking sales. :)

And we'll get em. But those ebs can be a pisser.

If I look back at ratios they all hold pretty constant long term like 6 months or more. But in the trenches the "Ebs" seem more painful lately.

We all know, we MUST make money. So maybe that is why the "over urgency" I feel lately.

Desperate times call for desperate measures, like creating wacked out threads. :) Somehow signups always get better when I "act the fool" on GFY.

So I'll dance a jig all night if I see signups increasing. :upsidedow

Okay, how much would you FUCK Bonnie from Delaney and? Wow. Her, Grace Slick and Michelle Phillips in a threesome. OMG.

okay CCBill: I've prayed, I've lit candles and doobies and candles (in that order), gave $1 to a homeless skank lingering on my corner, let the clerk behind the deli keep the 34 cents change from my tunafish sandwich purchase, I've said hello and nodded politely to a total of six people (and in my 'hood that's sayin' somethin').

I've been a GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD boy!!

Can it shit storm sales on my head now please?
:rainfro

another shitty salesday ended, hopefully it will get better anytime soon.

he he , yes, I could use one of those on occasion too :1orglaugh

you all liked that old Outlaws country didn't ya



what's up Texas? there's money down there, just rubbing elbows :)



cant embed the orig with Willie but Waylon's version aint too shabby



the Country Concert (to the Gods) for BIG Signups continues :)

:1orglaugh

This business can be so frustrating it's not even funny. :)

Thank goodness we can come to this thread and find "healing".



like 1999



all top ballers drive a

You are TOTALLY ready to go. :) TOTALLY. I expect HUGE sales coming your way. HUUUUUGE. :thumbsup



"Grace Slick and Michelle Phillips" Couple hotties from the past. Would have to go with MP but Grace could like dominate me or something. That would be great. :)

pass that fattie my way



I'd be safe and warm if I was in LA

Damn, add Judy Collins, Shirley Jones (Partridge Family-era) and Goldie Hawn (Laugh In-era) and we're good to go.

But not Joan Baez, that dog. Woof.

On the fence about Joni Mitchell but CARLY SIMON omg! And Linda Ronstadt, too....<///////////////////////>~~~

(and that sweaty chick with the scarf from that Meat Loaf video. I'd tap it. Or did Loaf have the scarf? Carla DeVille maybe? Something trashy and sweaty like that. GRIND IT by the dashboard light you HO!!)

Wow I have never actually checked her out until now. I mean I am old but not THAT old. :) I have heard the music tho. But me likes what me sees on the cover.

who loves you baby, I found a great one, hubba hubba :) holy shit she's hawt



she looks a little like Joey Heatherton in her prime

Oh man, me and my best bud are so hot for Shirley circa 1971 or even before. And Linda Ronstant. She's hot.







this kicks ass



hehe

Wow - yank it to the Sixties baby!! Okay, heading off to dream of Barbera Eden in the I Dream of Jeanie outfit. OH my gawd. "Oh Master!"

"TAKE YOUR FINGER OFF THE FUCKEN BUTTON!

JESUS FUCKING BALLS MAN, I HAVE BILLS TO PAY!

BUY A FUCKEN MEMBERSHIP YOU CHEAP FUCKING BASTARDS!"


Put that on your join form.

now were cooking, grab the Jergens :)

LOL Good one Al :thumbsup

I used to cuss out the surfers on my join forms back in the late 90s. Sales jumped.

Sweet (wet) dreams. Miss Eden is soooooooooo hawt. :)

Can we turn this into a hot music vid thread? That might please the gods.

Interesting. There is an ad running on Juicy (maybe you seen it) where it said something like "Buy a membership you cheap bastard." Text banner. Wonder how it did for ctr and sales. :)

Ok couple more vids and then I SUPPOSE I better do something else. LOL

I love this shit tho. I dont know why. Doesnt pay real well. But makes time go by. Makes it seem like you are getting more sups.

When I think of Al Capone. Ya know I am a Mob afficionado. But that is another thread. :) True I love that shit. But when I think of Al I want to buy him a beer. And be nice. Is that avatar friggin intimidating or what. :) No nonsense. That generation was tough baby.

If this was 1929 we would know who the man was around here.

Anyhow it's late, lets go down to Cheers. I will buy everything for anyone in this thread. :)

where the troubles all are the same



And toast Big Al in my thread. :)

Well, that takes your Mom out of the game.

LOL That was cool. :)

[I'm just over in the corner of the bar admiring how Big Al handles things. Whoo I so want to be on the right side of Mr. Capone. Maybe I could like drive or something. This shit doesnt make any money anymore and I am just the kind of clown to keep Mr. Capone amused. :)]

Wow I didnt know if I was f'd up or that font. :) Both I guess. :)

Good point tho. I need to look outside porn more. Thanks. Good advice. :thumbsup

Hey, I try to respond to all. :) Indeed. Thanks for confirming. It is just overall kind of shitty lately but then again the overall summer has been better than expected I guess.

But the consensus is it is shitty lately. So I feel better. :) I know you all arent going under. So that means things will get better.

things will get better