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BFT3K 08-31-2010 08:09 PM

Heavy Drinkers Outlive Non-Drinkers
 
Drink up... that is if you want to live a few years longer.

Story here...

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_1...-10391704.html

woj 08-31-2010 08:15 PM

damn, that's surprising...

Jon Oso 08-31-2010 08:29 PM

I'm on my third beer right now.

BFT3K 08-31-2010 08:33 PM

Hardcore alcoholics always have perfectly clear arteries.

Their livers on the other hand...

CunningStunt 08-31-2010 08:55 PM

After 20 years of heavy drinking, I look like BFT3K's monkey avatar, with a little more hair up top.

Finally I read some positive news on this board :) Spunky will be delighted.

BFT3K 08-31-2010 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CunningStunt (Post 17456845)
After 20 years of heavy drinking, I look like BFT3K's monkey avatar, with a little more hair up top.

Hey, I resemble that remark!

RyuLion 08-31-2010 09:06 PM

Maybe this is why I've never gotten too sick to have to go to a Dr. or Hospital..

p.s. My dad is 60 but he looks like 40 and is healthy as a 25 year old..

ottopottomouse 09-01-2010 03:12 AM

Huge increase in liver disease here recently.

bns666 09-01-2010 03:37 AM

heh 2 bottles of delicious gin just arrived, cheers :)

CamJack 09-01-2010 05:52 AM

http://www.railbirds.com/gallery/200...mer_woohoo.jpg

IllTestYourGirls 09-01-2010 05:56 AM

Am I reading over the part where they define heavy drinker? Im sure there is a bell curve.

NaughtyVisions 09-01-2010 06:01 AM

My uncle was a heavy drinker. Around his 40th birthday, he decided to change his habits and stop drinking. Shortly thereafter, he died of a massive heart attack. Doctors said he had four blockages, and that the beer he drank kept his blood thin enough to flow through the blockages. Once he stopped drinking, the blood thinkened, and could no longer flow properly, resulting in his heart attack.

CaptainHowdy 09-01-2010 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions (Post 17457455)
My uncle was a heavy drinker. Around his 40th birthday, he decided to change his habits and stop drinking. Shortly thereafter, he died of a massive heart attack. Doctors said he had four blockages, and that the beer he drank kept his blood thin enough to flow through the blockages. Once he stopped drinking, the blood thinkened, and could no longer flow properly, resulting in his heart attack.

Scary ass shit, I'm getting a drink...

Chosen 09-01-2010 06:41 AM

These few years are wasted for drinkers anyways...

UFGators2007 09-01-2010 06:57 AM

Did they filter out DUI's?

TeenCat 09-01-2010 06:59 AM

i will live forever

michael.kickass 09-01-2010 07:52 AM

:banana . .

tiger 09-01-2010 08:20 AM

Drink up!

xmas13 09-01-2010 08:37 AM

http://tinyurl.com/33eec26

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Jjs9laqltL...ssian-crop.jpg

Amputate Your Head 09-01-2010 08:39 AM

does past drinking count towards residual life-lengthening? If so, i should live forever... otherwise I'm fucked because I don't touch the demon alcohol anymore. :helpme

BFT3K 09-01-2010 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17457847)
does past drinking count towards residual life-lengthening? If so, i should live forever... otherwise I'm fucked because I don't touch the demon alcohol anymore. :helpme

Hey Amp - give me a call!

brassmonkey 09-01-2010 08:44 AM

heavy drinkers have a great chance of developing mental illness. my wife deals with ex junkies and drinkers.

Amputate Your Head 09-01-2010 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 17457850)
Hey Amp - give me a call!

hey bro... yeah, will buzz ya shortly... just got back from walkin' teh dogs, need to hop in the shower here.... gimme about an hour to grab some breakfst and clean up. :thumbsup

John-ACWM 09-01-2010 09:24 AM

There are always exceptions.

BFT3K 09-01-2010 09:44 AM

More of this...

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellnes...ry?id=11524962

GregE 09-01-2010 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions (Post 17457455)
My uncle was a heavy drinker. Around his 40th birthday, he decided to change his habits and stop drinking. Shortly thereafter, he died of a massive heart attack. Doctors said he had four blockages, and that the beer he drank kept his blood thin enough to flow through the blockages. Once he stopped drinking, the blood thinkened, and could no longer flow properly, resulting in his heart attack.

Guess it's time to run out for another 6-pack.

Dirty Lord 09-01-2010 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geoGUERILLA (Post 17457431)

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kristin 09-01-2010 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17457847)
does past drinking count towards residual life-lengthening? If so, i should live forever... otherwise I'm fucked because I don't touch the demon alcohol anymore. :helpme

That's what I was wondering, I put in a lot of time in college. :)

Now I'm old and a mom, can't handle it as much anymore.


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