I'm drunk and I'm going grocery shopping.
 

What should I buy?

Be back in a couple of hours.

:pimp -=- an ounce of K2 -=- :pimp

bananas
raspberries
blackberries
strawberries
vanilla yogurt
2% milk
vanilla extract
ice
blender
plastic cup
portable generator
gasoline

when you get in the parking lot after your purchase:

1. fill the generator with gasoline
2. start generator
3. plug blender into generator
4. add berries & bananas to blender
5. add small handful of yogurt
6. pour in approx 2 cups of milk
7. add approx 2 cups of ice
8. guesstimate about a spoonful of vanilla extract
9. blend
10. pour smoothie into plastic cup and enjoy. :)

lols.........
make sure you're chewing gum and wear sunglasses..

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:thumbsup


Or stick to the 6pack of stella & one ofthose ready cooked chickens.... done :winkwink:


We have just got back from the supermarket, well, 2 hours ago.... I bought quality coleslaw... So nice with grated cheese, tomato, lettuce & cucumber in a fresh white roll :pimp

mmmmhhhh stella
:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

haha i use to pay cab drivers ungodly amounts to take me to walmart after the bar to get groceries sometimes. One thing I found is that the next day I would have 2 or 3 t-bones and tons of junk food that sounded good when i was drunk but would prolly never eat unless i'm drunk.. oh yeah if i got there before the time of night they stopped selling alcohol i would come home with cases of beer, grey goose and red bull even if i already had both at home.. :1orglaugh

drinking and shopping is like shopping for food when you are hungry... Don't do it!! :winkwink:

Starting off kind of early eh? Hit me up on icq garce!

I've been up for about 24 hours. I'm starting late! I ain't got no ICQ anymore, but you can hit me up at garce at garce dot org

You were actually pretty close :)

Bananas
Strawberries
Blueberries. I didn't see any blackberries - would have been a good idea.
Three different yogurts for the picky bitches that live here, Vanilla included.
Skim milk

Already have vanilla and ice, but I'll stick with my blender :)

And I got six Stella, but not at the grocery - can't buy beer at the grocery store up here.

All in all it cost me $380 to fee these miserable fuckers for a couple of weeks.

You forgot toilet paper, get your coat.

drunk shopping is probably smarter than stoned shopping

I buy it bulk at Canadian Tire around the corner. Besides, I don't need a coat. Its warm out.

You piss head :winkwink:

i do well stoned shopping... but then ganja never gives me "munchies" either. :)

Another 24 of beers

Next time you go out, get me some cinnamon Life cereal with 2% milk. And some Betty Crocker brownie mix, for the ganja brownies I'm making. And some paper clips. Thankx. :)

Buy your own theme music at the grocery store.
Get theme music free if they like you for some reason.

i love this post, you are all kinds of awesome :thumbsup

let us know what you bought please. i know it's going to make me giggle

Is this shit real or what? I have seen it around

You never told us how this worked out for you!

Sally.

can you pick me up some shit paper

hot pockets

You hitting the rum tonight? His post is up a few ^^