OMG I am alomost 40.....this sucks (List 3 things I should do before my B-day)
 

WTF I am almost an old man! Crusty, Crotch-ety Old fucking man!

10 years ago I was a young buck. 30 years old with the motivation to sell online porn. www.ghostcash.com being my first endeavor and it's truly been a success. But now it's 10 years later and I'm nearly an old fart. WTF. Where has the time gone?

So, in the spirit of my agony, list 3 thing I should do before my 40th B-day. I got about 24 hours left.

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2.
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4. fuck you I did that already....and I made millions!

1) Find out whats going on with Epass

2) Get our fucking money back from Epassporte

3) Strap a bomb to your belly and blow yourself up in the name of GFY (regarding Epassporte, prefferably in the general vicinity of Christopher Mallick and Micheal the cocksucker O)

do what he said :1orglaugh

I was thinking #3 would be a good move for no reason in particular.

1) Back to back creampie with teen Thai sisters or twins.
2) Take one of the twins (or both), find a hot teen ladyboy and have a 3 way. Just try it in the ass, once. May change your life.
3) Make a better escape plan so you don't get caught again. :upsidedow
4) Beg Jesus to forgive you for the shit you've done.

That would round off 40 quite well.

good idea!

You living in Thailand man? How do you deal with the yearly visa? I'm wanting to get a work permit so I can stay in Bangkok for a few years.

I agree with DWB. Try a ladyboy, just once! It's the sexual equivalent of sky diving or fucking your daughter's friends.

You need to set up a thai company for the work permit, You need to have thai employees, but you can fake actually having them but if the labor dept pays a visit you'd be in trouble.

If you don't want to leave every 90 days you need at least 4 thai employees.

You will have to pay tax.

The other way is to do tourist visa runs.

40 is the new 30!

I miss ya man.... bring your ass to vegas lets film some BB scenes just for fun

1. Try to keep yourself young, find a new GF.
2. Your wife/GF won't like your new GF.
3. Hope your new GF doesn't dump you... And Your wife/GF can stick it out.

funny shit

Get your haircut like Justin Beiber
Buy a sports car
Stock up on Geritol
Pick out a nice walker or cane

I want to video it though!

Sally!

1. Creampie a Ladyboy
2. Write down memories from the first 40 years
3. Smile and know there's another good 40 years ahead

1. get your asshole stretched to 3 inches
2. get your asshole stretched to 5 inches
3. get your asshole stretched to 8 inches

Epassporte did step three for me, so I'm all set! :disgust

provided you have some hair for that :)

1. organize a big party
2. think about what you will do in the next 10 years :-)
3. just enjoy the hours which left.

Happy Birthday !

40!?
1. Colonoscopy...It's time!
2. Life insurance...Rates won't be getting any lower as the days pass!
3. Look into getting a tricked out Motorized Scooter to get around the house. Not too long before the knees give out, old man!

On a serious note, happy birthday. Enjoy it, my friend!

mid life crisis !!!

You say young buck, it reminds me of the rapper Young Buck.
The best look is to be young and rich.

Do what you like best, lawn mowing in Armani suit ( as seen on CNN today! )

http://i53.tinypic.com/2qaia9d.jpg

Happy birthday man!

Better get your prostate checked out old man.

Dude, 40 isn't old. You are young as long as you feel it.

Exercise your ass off daily and you are good for another decade. May be more, if you don't smoke/drink.

Happy B'day in advance.

I just turned 40 about 1-1/2 months ago. I'd say you have done everything you wanted to so far. Wouldn't you Tony?

You could do a 48 hour time travelling bar hop session. That's what I would do to celebrate it with you bro!

Happy Birthday man! 40 is the new 50... but it's funny that you only hear that saying from 40ish people.

Happy Birthday bro...
 

Happy Birthday bro...
I am always glad you helped me 6 years ago and being my friend.
Thank you for the editing and filming job when I was down on life, You showed me everything I know about adult game to get started on my own. I am still learning and always raise my glass to you. Stay young at heart, Miss you much, Hope to hang again soon. Peace.
Tony Rocks!!!!

25? :1orglaugh