DOG for sale, going cheap [JOKE]
 

Ok, read this earlier, probably an oldie but first time I'd seen it:

In Tennessee, a guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there. "You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government,
so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms
with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.

"I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out,
and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport
to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals.

"Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

The owner says, "Ten dollars."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him, so cheap?"

The owner replies, "He's such a liar. He didn't do any of that shit."

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Ok, that really did make me laugh my ass off...:thumbsup

Heh, I cracked up too.

Should have put the talking bit in the title, oh well, too early in the day for me.

It reminds me of the Russian joke about the dog that could play chess.
The man said, "You're lying. The dog did not win that many chess games."

I like it.

It reminds me of the saying:

"If you put a million fatfoo's in front of a million typewriters, you'll eventually get the complete works of Shakespeare."

This one did make me spill my coffee and I emailed it to about 900 of my freinds!

Thanks and............

....just sayin'.

Sally.

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American-jokes dont work today.

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old but funny :)

You people are too easy

Oldie but goodie.

Hehehe.. Made me smile and thats a good thing in the AM

lol very funny one...i have a talking dog too :))))))))))))) But doesn't speak English :)))))))

Haha I needed a laugh this morning too! Thanks!

;-) love the punch line . . .

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appreciate the good laugh..nice twist at the end

Yeah, the punchline really makes the joke.

Heh heh,that made me chuckle