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The Alien Has Landed
Introducing The Alien by Fleshlight and This Ain't Avatar XXX in 3D http://static.fleshlight.com/landing...y/normal/1.jpgThe ultimate alien fantasy has landed. The new Fleshlight Alien is an unworldly experience that will abduct your penis and send it spiraling through in a real milky way! Use the Alien Fleshlight while watching Hustler's new 3D epic, "This Ain't Avatar XXX" for the ultimate in E.T. ecstasy. U.F.O. Reports Confirmed! For years, increasing accounts of an Unidentified Fucking Object have been reported by mystified Fleshlight fans with little or no substantiating evidence. The denial of the existence of this object has driven the scandal to levels of near hysteria. Finally, after publicly rebuffing the existence of exxxtra-terrestrial fuckery, the once top-secret "Alien" is now being made available to the public from Fleshlight, the maker of the #1 selling sex toy for men. http://static.fleshlight.com/landing...y/normal/4.jpg Check it out: http://www.fleshlight.com/alien/ |
"will abduct your penis and send it spiraling through in a real milky way!" :1orglaugh
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I don't think I would stick my dick in that...
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i think the misses does a better job
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Oh, that's a Na'Vi fleshlight?
I can fuck Neytiri now? lol... |
Years of National Inquirer stories and South Park episodes made me believe aliens are more into anal probes.
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Lmao definitely the most unique Fleshlight to date. :thumbsup
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look at this while using the alien.....
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Every time that gif. is posted i lose 5mins of my day...
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looks great
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That's one scary looking beast.
The bouncing titties pic saved the thread, though. :) |
No offense to any of the major Avatar-loving geeks out there, but I wouldn't be caught dead with that thing. Could just see a girl at my place finding that, bringing it to me and going "errrr...what the fuck is THIS?!"
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The Alien.... that is F'ing great! I bet you make some sick sales with those things hahaha
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nice alien
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