Best pick up line ever
 

A Man walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'

'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..'

The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?

''What's so special about it?'

The Man explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'

The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'

The woman giggles and replies

'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'

The Man smiles, taps his watch and says,

?Bloody thing's an hour fast!'

LOL thats a great one.

nice one! good gag

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh good one!

That never works for me.

Nice one..better than all these shitty epass threads.

The woman spoke first so she used the pickup line :winkwink:

LOL I'm gonna try this one :D:D

i will have to consult with yes signals to see if this is appropriate and what i should look for in the womans response....





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lol .

cute, happy birthday marky

Hhhahhah good laugh out of the one, thanks for the post :)

Cute one.

"I don't have a pussy, what about you?"

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Here's how it would actually go...


A Man walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman doesn't notice.

The man goes home and beats his meat for 2 hours.

"Does this smell like clorophorm to you?"

I know a guy, mind you he is a very good looking confident guy, but he walks right up to girls and says, "is that any good?"

What are they going to say, no? Most of them laugh and say, "Yes" or "of course." So then he says, "you going to give me any?" If they say "no" he says, "then it must not be any good" and he just fucking walks off and goes and talks to another girl. More times than not the girl he spinned it on and shot down comes back and talks to him.

You would not BELIEVE the tail this guy gets. Can't make this sort of thing up. It's amazing. I would NEVER be able to pull that off but he does over, and over, and over again. Must be the confidence in how he does it. Well, that and he's a good looking dude.

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Please explain, what he is referring to when he says "is that any good". The drink in their hands?

Good one! :)

Their pussy I guess.

Maybe I need to stop looking at their drinks when I say it. :1orglaugh

Good one!!! and btw, happy birthday buddy :)

Heard it.

good one haha

happy birthday?

damn that's a smooth one

yep, good observation

lol thats funny!

lol I chuckled, that's a pretty good one.

I think the key here is the guy is good looking. 99% of the time the girl wouldn't give him a second thought if he wasn't. I had a friend that was extremely good looking but dumb as a rock. He would say the dumbest stuff to a girl and it was like she had earplugs. They didn't care what he was saying they just cared that he was hot.

A pickup line is just an ice breaker. How she responds next almost always is determined by how the guy looks.

As for my favorite pickup line it went like this.

I'd walk up to a girl in a club and ask her " would you like to sit this one out ". Girls love to dance and most of the time they would say " No, let's dance " with a big grin on their face. If they say yes then I'd continue the conversation. No matter what their first reaction is, the door was still open for me to make one more move.

I must say that pickup line went a long way in helping me get thought that depressing era known as Disco :winkwink:

confidence + good looks will get any guy laid.. fuck all these games and shit..

i have a friend the dude just walks up to the girl and goes like ive been bad.. i need someone to come home with me tonight and teach me a few lessons..

the girls giggle and half the time he nails em..

have u seen girls around REALLY GOOD LOOKING GUYS? they freeze/giggle and act childish... if u are rich + good looking + confident then its all over.. you can walk up to her and say i wanna fuck ur pussy and she'll giggle..

thats why rappers, actors, etc can get so much pussy.. they are confident, famous, rich, and usually good looking...

People say its all personality.. yes personality is needed if you dont look like Brad Pitt.. but if u do look like brad pitt, u dont need that much personality at all.. u could be a lame ass and just stand there looking good and u'll get laid