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The next Terror attack will happen like this.
It's just a matter of time before the terrorist figure this out so I will say it
here now and get it out the way. We left a big whole in the airport screening system. The body scanner can not see inside the female breast, at least not good enough to stop the next terrorist attack. Here it is : Nitroglycerin Breast Implants. She simply tells the pilot she wants to give him a tit job and Boom! :1orglaugh |
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What a vivid imagination you have :) |
The next terrorist attack will be on our ports. You watch. They'll hijack an oil tanker ten miles off of the coast of a port, kill the crew, pour on the speed, and then flee. It will hit a port at 30 knots. Happened once in Texas in the 1950s, destroyed an entire town.
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So, no, they can't do that much. Maybe he meant 30 km/h? |
I heard about breast implants for explosion some time ago, don't remember the context, but it was mentioned that it was needed to implement security feature in airports for this. Like I said don't remember the exact context but it was widely covered by the media, so your idea is not new
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terrorist navy? pretty sure the coastguard could handle that on their own...
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Think compressed natural gas! |
TERROR ALERTS?and how various countries might deal with them:
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats, and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940, when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance". The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada. The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards". They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years. The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides". The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs". They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose". Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. Americans meanwhile, and as usual, are carrying out pre-emptive strikes on all of their allies "just in case". Canada doesn't have any alert levels. New Zealand has raised its security levels - from "baaa" to "BAAAA". Due to continuing defense cutbacks, New Zealand has only one more level of escalation, which is "I hope Australia will come and rescue us". Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be alright, mate". Three more escalation levels remain: "Crikey!", "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie is cancelled". So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level. |
the next terrorist attacks will come from iran...
we need to test out our latest missles... . |
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