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blackmonsters 10-19-2010 09:00 AM

The next Terror attack will happen like this.
 
It's just a matter of time before the terrorist figure this out so I will say it
here now and get it out the way.

We left a big whole in the airport screening system.
The body scanner can not see inside the female breast, at least not good
enough to stop the next terrorist attack.

Here it is : Nitroglycerin Breast Implants.

She simply tells the pilot she wants to give him a tit job and Boom!


:1orglaugh

Si 10-19-2010 09:17 AM

:1orglaugh

What a vivid imagination you have :)

Rochard 10-19-2010 09:43 AM

The next terrorist attack will be on our ports. You watch. They'll hijack an oil tanker ten miles off of the coast of a port, kill the crew, pour on the speed, and then flee. It will hit a port at 30 knots. Happened once in Texas in the 1950s, destroyed an entire town.

Gouge 10-19-2010 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 17622187)
The next terrorist attack will be on our ports. You watch. They'll hijack an oil tanker ten miles off of the coast of a port, kill the crew, pour on the speed, and then flee. It will hit a port at 30 knots. Happened once in Texas in the 1950s, destroyed an entire town.

Are you referring to the 1947 Texas City ammonium nitrate fertilizer disaster, if so that was no act of terrorism and the ship was docked and being offloaded.

SallyRand 10-19-2010 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 17622187)
The next terrorist attack will be on our ports. You watch. They'll hijack an oil tanker ten miles off of the coast of a port, kill the crew, pour on the speed, and then flee. It will hit a port at 30 knots. Happened once in Texas in the 1950s, destroyed an entire town.

I would expect them to use an LNG carrier instead of a Crude Carrier. A cloud of LNG drifting through a city would go off with the force of a small nuclear bomb. A homebrew nuke stuck in the hold of a freighter could also easily be done. The effects of any of these would be devastating.

dyna mo 10-19-2010 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 17622187)
The next terrorist attack will be on our ports. You watch. They'll hijack an oil tanker ten miles off of the coast of a port, kill the crew, pour on the speed, and then flee. It will hit a port at 30 knots. Happened once in Texas in the 1950s, destroyed an entire town.

oil tankers do 30 knots?

Davy 10-19-2010 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17622260)
oil tankers do 30 knots?

Quote:

The top speed of a supertanker when carrying a full load can be as much as 18 mph (or nearly 30 km/h)
http://www.worsleyschool.net/science...nker/page.html

So, no, they can't do that much. Maybe he meant 30 km/h?

mineistaken 10-19-2010 10:32 AM

I heard about breast implants for explosion some time ago, don't remember the context, but it was mentioned that it was needed to implement security feature in airports for this. Like I said don't remember the exact context but it was widely covered by the media, so your idea is not new

PR_Glen 10-19-2010 10:36 AM

terrorist navy? pretty sure the coastguard could handle that on their own...

V_RocKs 10-19-2010 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 17622187)
The next terrorist attack will be on our ports. You watch. They'll hijack an oil tanker ten miles off of the coast of a port, kill the crew, pour on the speed, and then flee. It will hit a port at 30 knots. Happened once in Texas in the 1950s, destroyed an entire town.

Oil tanker, oil shmainker...

Think compressed natural gas!

SallyRand 10-19-2010 10:55 AM

TERROR ALERTS?and how various countries might deal with them:

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats, and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940, when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance". The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards". They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides".

The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs". They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose".

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Americans meanwhile, and as usual, are carrying out pre-emptive strikes on all of their allies "just in case".

Canada doesn't have any alert levels.

New Zealand has raised its security levels - from "baaa" to "BAAAA". Due to continuing defense cutbacks, New Zealand has only one more level of escalation, which is "I hope Australia will come and rescue us".

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be alright, mate". Three more escalation levels remain: "Crikey!", "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie is cancelled". So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.

marketsmart 10-19-2010 11:08 AM

the next terrorist attacks will come from iran...

we need to test out our latest missles...




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96ukssob 10-19-2010 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 17622187)
The next terrorist attack will be on our ports. You watch. They'll hijack an oil tanker ten miles off of the coast of a port, kill the crew, pour on the speed, and then flee. It will hit a port at 30 knots. Happened once in Texas in the 1950s, destroyed an entire town.

IMO it will be something against our financial or security systems. They have everyone paranoid to be on a plane, in the subway or in crowded cities. Divert everyones attention...

roly 10-19-2010 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17622445)
TERROR ALERTS?and how various countries might deal with them:

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats, and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940, when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance". The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards". They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides".

The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs". They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose".

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Americans meanwhile, and as usual, are carrying out pre-emptive strikes on all of their allies "just in case".

Canada doesn't have any alert levels.

New Zealand has raised its security levels - from "baaa" to "BAAAA". Due to continuing defense cutbacks, New Zealand has only one more level of escalation, which is "I hope Australia will come and rescue us".

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be alright, mate". Three more escalation levels remain: "Crikey!", "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie is cancelled". So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.

lol :thumbsup


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